Part of a Golf Course
Always go for hole 5, 6, 13, or 14. They're the farthest from the clubhouse, which reduces your risk of being caught by gopher-trolling superintendents. The greens are the softest places, but you'll want to use a blanket because courses are usually smothered with pesticides. Try explaining that to your urologist.
Always go for hole 5, 6, 13, or 14. They're the farthest from the clubhouse, which reduces your risk of being caught by gopher-trolling superintendents. The greens are the softest places, but you'll want to use a blanket because courses are usually smothered with pesticides. Try explaining that to your urologist.
Better still, just send her to me, I'm ALWAYS over par. 
should've seen that one comming 
um... are we still talking about sex?
