To all the Females at IM - note below

[MJ23]

Please I need everyone to comment on this

How can you truly establish that your husband, boyfriend is the faithful type? under any circumstance

NOTE the conditions:

-If your husband, boyfriend already has a girlfriend, then please by all means spare us your input

-If you are the Wife with the boyfriend, then send me a quick PM with your geographical location

-if you ever caught your husband/boyfriend with another woman and he convinced you that they are merely two friends experimenting, then congratulations, every guy at Iron Mag will be asking for your number

Last but not Least - KUSO, considering that your sexual orientation is rather misleading and vague,(Sheep, little boyz, inflatable dolls) please refrain from commenting,

 

[MJ23]

WOMEN

 

[Rusty]

I think the rectal thermometer has been left in too long.

 

[butterfly]

Are you trying to figure out how to get away with cheating

 

[I Are Baboon]

 

[MJ23]

I think the rectal thermometer took their ability to comprehend. Please seek the humor in things,

or refrain from commenting

 

[butterfly]

Does anyone else NOT understand what exactly he's asking???

 

[I Are Baboon]

Originally posted by butterfly
Does anyone else NOT understand what exactly he's asking???

I have NO idea what he is saying/asking.

 

[Twin Peak]

I think he is asking whether regular use of a rectal thermometer will tell you that your spouse is cheating.

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by Twin Peak
I think he is asking whether regular use of a rectal thermometer will tell you that your spouse is cheating.

 

[MJ23]

 

[MJ23]

FORGET IT

 

[ragingbull]

Exactly how does the rectal themometer tell you if your spouse if cheating. Is it the higher the temperature the more likely it is the spouse is cheating. OR is it the higher them temperature, the more likely it is the spouse is a pincher (in every respect) which deceases the likely hood of cheating.

I'm so confused.


What was the question again.

 

[Twin Peak]

The mercury in the thermometer acts like the "Eight Ball" and spells out Yes or No in response to questions you ask it, I think.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Originally posted by Twin Peak
The mercury in the thermometer acts like the "Eight Ball" and spells out Yes or No in response to questions you ask it, I think.

I have two magic eight balls myself.

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
I have two magic eight balls myself.

PLEASE....dont show us.

 

[ragingbull]

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
I have two magic eight balls myself.

Four questions:

What do you do when one reads yes and one reads no?

Do you play with your two magic eight balls?

If you play with your balls, do you invite friends over to participate?

If your friends come over to play with your balls, do you ever find that one ends up missing, you know, like it has been misplaced?

 

[Rusty]

Originally posted by ragingbull
Four questions:

What do you do when one reads yes and one reads no?

Do you play with your two magic eight balls?

If you play with your balls, do you invite friends over to participate?

If your friends come over to play with your balls, do you ever find that one ends up missing, you know, like it has been misplaced?

This thread is getting bad..........

 

[mesomorphin']

Originally posted by IPMC
I think the rectal thermometer has been left in too long.

I think the problem is not so much the duration, but the depth of penetration. He seems to have given himself a lobotomy!

 

[MJ23]

meso - very funny
I wonder where u get ur comments from

Clearly this was a bad idea, so please do not POST


Butterfly - you want to know my point. This was merely a logical fallacy or a dilemma , because you can never truly tell, and my reason for the thread is because I have had a past relationship where I thought no way it would happen to me, then she admitted to cheating,


U GET IT

 

[butterfly]

Originally posted by MJ23
Butterfly - you want to know my point. This was merely a logical fallacy or a dilemma , because you can never truly tell, and my reason for the thread is because I have had a past relationship where I thought no way it would happen to me, then she admitted to cheating,


U GET IT

Must have missed the place where you stated the logical fallacy or a dilemma

But I agree that there is no full proof method of determining if your significant other is cheating on you.

 

[I Are Baboon]

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[Dero]

Uh oh!!!"boon has lost it!!!
He's off the deep end!!
Where's MBC???

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by butterfly
Must have missed the place where you stated the logical fallacy or a dilemma

But I agree that there is no full proof method of determining if your significant other is cheating on you.

I'm as confused as you are Butterfly.

 

[Rissole]

Originally posted by Twin Peak
The mercury in the thermometer acts like the "Eight Ball" and spells out Yes or No in response to questions you ask it, I think.

Personally i think the digital thermometers are better

 

[Dero]

Hmmmmm...
Depends what you are trying to read...

 

[Rissole]

in this thread does it matter??

 

[Rissole]

Hey Dero your post count is 6969 Double banger

 

[cornfed]

I just love reading this thread all the way through
Maybe I'm just exhausted from my W/O, but this is the funniest thing I've read in a while


I'm w/ BFly, no way to tell. Hell, at least you didn't find out that the relationship was over b/c she wanted to find someone to cheat w/ b4 there was ever any cheating... cause that just sux

 

[Dero]

Originally posted by peetrips
Hey Dero your post count is 6969 Double banger

I know...I recorded the momment(since it only happens once in a lifetime,{at this site})
Right here!!!

6969