Took A Dump At My Girls, It Wouldn't Flush!

[TheLateShinobi]

Just the other day, I was over at my girls house. I had stayed the night and in the morning when I woke up, I needed to take the biggest dump.

So I goes into her bathroom and I'm there for like 10 minutes trying to force out this great big tank. I do my business and flush the loo, then proceed to the sink to wash my hands. I was washing my hands when all of a sudden, I noticed the turd pop back up into the toilet. "Huh?" I thought to myself.

I finished washing my hands and flushed it again, I waited a second but it popped back up again. I repeated the process about 7 times but it just wasn't budging. "Fuck, I can't leave this bomber floating in my girls bathroom!"

I noticed her mums make up bag was on the window ledge, so I grasped it and took a quick peak inside. Nothing really of any value, so I got some toilet roll and wrapped it around my hand and picked up the turd from the toilet. I carefully placed the turd inside, being careful not to leave any traces on the outside of the bag. I zipped it back up and put it back in place on the window ledge.

I came back out of the bathroom, my girl was still asleep so I give her a kiss on the cheek, and slid my hands over her forehead. I picked up my clothes and took off.

The problem is, her mum didn't know I was staying over, and my girl doesn't want her mum to find out. So now, I'm thinking when her mum opens her make up bag, she's going to think it was her daughter who left her the suprise.

What should I do guys?

 

[cappo5150]

your full of shit.

 

[min0 lee]

 

[shiznit2169]

great 1st post!

 

[CRASHMAN]

so let me get this right you didn't wanna leave a turd in the toilet(where it belongs)floating, yet you picked it up and put it in her mom's makeup bag for her to find?? that story makes no sence.....

 

[gr81]

I call BS, but that would be would the move to pull

 

[Arrhar!!]

wtfever

 

[GFR]

Just the other day, I was over at my girls house. I had stayed the night and in the morning when I woke up, I needed to take the biggest dump.

So I goes into her bathroom and I'm there for like 10 minutes trying to force out this great big tank. I do my business and flush the loo, then proceed to the sink to wash my hands. I was washing my hands when all of a sudden, I noticed the turd pop back up into the toilet. "Huh?" I thought to myself.

I finished washing my hands and flushed it again, I waited a second but it popped back up again. I repeated the process about 7 times but it just wasn't budging. "Fuck, I can't leave this bomber floating in my girls bathroom!"

I noticed her mums make up bag was on the window ledge, so I grasped it and took a quick peak inside. Nothing really of any value, so I got some toilet roll and wrapped it around my hand and picked up the turd from the toilet. I carefully placed the turd inside, being careful not to leave any traces on the outside of the bag. I zipped it back up and put it back in place on the window ledge.

I came back out of the bathroom, my girl was still asleep so I give her a kiss on the cheek, and slid my hands over her forehead. I picked up my clothes and took off.

The problem is, her mum didn't know I was staying over, and my girl doesn't want her mum to find out. So now, I'm thinking when her mum opens her make up bag, she's going to think it was her daughter who left her the suprise.

What should I do guys?

If you had any class you would have put the sh1t under her moms pillow.

 

[Arrhar!!]

Just the other day, I was over at my girls house. I had stayed the night and in the morning when I woke up, I needed to take the biggest dump.

So I goes into her bathroom and I'm there for like 10 minutes trying to force out this great big tank. I do my business and flush the loo, then proceed to the sink to wash my hands. I was washing my hands when all of a sudden, I noticed the turd pop back up into the toilet. "Huh?" I thought to myself.

I finished washing my hands and flushed it again, I waited a second but it popped back up again. I repeated the process about 7 times but it just wasn't budging. "Fuck, I can't leave this bomber floating in my girls bathroom!"

I noticed her mums make up bag was on the window ledge, so I grasped it and took a quick peak inside. Nothing really of any value, so I got some toilet roll and wrapped it around my hand and picked up the turd from the toilet. I carefully placed the turd inside, being careful not to leave any traces on the outside of the bag. I zipped it back up and put it back in place on the window ledge.

I came back out of the bathroom, my girl was still asleep so I give her a kiss on the cheek, and slid my hands over her forehead. I picked up my clothes and took off.

The problem is, her mum didn't know I was staying over, and my girl doesn't want her mum to find out. So now, I'm thinking when her mum opens her make up bag, she's going to think it was her daughter who left her the suprise.

What should I do guys?

so you au\\sure you didn't eat it??
was it delicious??
did you lick your fingers??

 

[AAA]

 

[min0 lee]

I See.........

 

[Arrhar!!]

I See.........

what did you see Nimo Lee??
don't tell me you were spying on him eating his own poo

 

[Rocky_Road]

Just the other day, I was over at my girls house. I had stayed the night and in the morning when I woke up, I needed to take the biggest dump.

So I goes into her bathroom and I'm there for like 10 minutes trying to force out this great big tank. I do my business and flush the loo, then proceed to the sink to wash my hands. I was washing my hands when all of a sudden, I noticed the turd pop back up into the toilet. "Huh?" I thought to myself.

I finished washing my hands and flushed it again, I waited a second but it popped back up again. I repeated the process about 7 times but it just wasn't budging. "Fuck, I can't leave this bomber floating in my girls bathroom!"

I noticed her mums make up bag was on the window ledge, so I grasped it and took a quick peak inside. Nothing really of any value, so I got some toilet roll and wrapped it around my hand and picked up the turd from the toilet. I carefully placed the turd inside, being careful not to leave any traces on the outside of the bag. I zipped it back up and put it back in place on the window ledge.

I came back out of the bathroom, my girl was still asleep so I give her a kiss on the cheek, and slid my hands over her forehead. I picked up my clothes and took off.

The problem is, her mum didn't know I was staying over, and my girl doesn't want her mum to find out. So now, I'm thinking when her mum opens her make up bag, she's going to think it was her daughter who left her the suprise.

What should I do guys?

Uh-huh.....

 

[SuperFlex]

Just the other day, I was over at my girls house. I had stayed the night and in the morning when I woke up, I needed to take the biggest dump.

So I goes into her bathroom and I'm there for like 10 minutes trying to force out this great big tank. I do my business and flush the loo, then proceed to the sink to wash my hands. I was washing my hands when all of a sudden, I noticed the turd pop back up into the toilet. "Huh?" I thought to myself.

I finished washing my hands and flushed it again, I waited a second but it popped back up again. I repeated the process about 7 times but it just wasn't budging. "Fuck, I can't leave this bomber floating in my girls bathroom!"

I noticed her mums make up bag was on the window ledge, so I grasped it and took a quick peak inside. Nothing really of any value, so I got some toilet roll and wrapped it around my hand and picked up the turd from the toilet. I carefully placed the turd inside, being careful not to leave any traces on the outside of the bag. I zipped it back up and put it back in place on the window ledge.

I came back out of the bathroom, my girl was still asleep so I give her a kiss on the cheek, and slid my hands over her forehead. I picked up my clothes and took off.

The problem is, her mum didn't know I was staying over, and my girl doesn't want her mum to find out. So now, I'm thinking when her mum opens her make up bag, she's going to think it was her daughter who left her the suprise.

What should I do guys?

TMI my friend... TMI...

 

[goandykid]

shoulda found a window and chucked that shit.