Top 100 reasons to be a bobybuilder...

[Flex]

Top 100 reasons to be a bodybuilder...

Ok ladies and gents. we all love BB. sometimes we take shit from other people......What are you gonna do with all these muscles.......Why do you only eat this at this time.....Why bother killing yourself........

lets show all the "haters" why we love BB......

 

[Flex]

reason 100.

It's better to be a meathead than a crackhead, cokehead, dickhead or shithead

 

[PreMier]

97.

For the attention!

 

[Flex]

95.

"I want to be huge" (-Lou Ferrigno, skinny 13yr old nerd)

 

[PreMier]

If you only knew...

92.

Its a good reason to go clothes shopping.
(Dress shirts dont button around my neck anymore )

 

[odin52]

91 so you can move heavy things easy, like helping hot chicks move.

 

[PreMier]

89.

Because... Well... Its a bodybuilder thing, you wouldnt understand.

 

[PreMier]

86.

To build a physique that will increase your LOW self esteem.

 

[Flex]

85.

because we are crazy motherfuckers and like to the feeling of torturing ourselves

 

[PreMier]

Should be 83. now...

83.

Because we want to look like Captain America and Superman

 

[Flex]

82.

actually, so i can look more like this........

http://www.hulkmovies.com/pictures/showPicture.asp?category=Hulk&picture=95

 

[gr81]

80.
this should be number 1 but: to raise your testosterone levels and keep them high!

 

[Triple Threat]

Originally posted by vanity
93.

To draw attention away from your small genitals.

But wouldn't getting larger make your genitals seem even smaller?

 

[X Ring]

79. Because the gym is the most relaxing place I can go, even on the most brutal legs day

 

[X Ring]

78. When the shit goes down I am the one that will be throwing the shits down

 

[naturaltan]

not another Jonwell/Rubber Raw etc ...

 

[X Ring]

No not at all Natural. I am not an asshole, i dont pick on people and never have, I dont start shit, I dont rip my shirt off and flex and I dont suck dick. All I am saying is I just dont run into any problems for the most part and if there is I know I can take care of myself if need be. I am a very calm guy and dont have a problem with people until they cause me some serious problems. I wouldnt hold your breath for me to write any kinda Jonwell/ Rubber Raw action fiction novel anytime soon.

 

[naturaltan]

Originally posted by X Ring
No not at all Natural. I am not an asshole, i dont pick on people and never have, I dont start shit, I dont rip my shirt off and flex and I dont suck dick. All I am saying is I just dont run into any problems for the most part and if there is I know I can take care of myself if need be. I am a very calm guy and dont have a problem with people until they cause me some serious problems. I wouldnt hold your breath for me to write any kinda Jonwell/ Rubber Raw action fiction novel anytime soon.

... cool! As long as the shirt stays on and you don't write about piledriving some jogger that touched your arm as he ran by, all is good!

 

[Bubbathug]

Where were we? 77?

77. To give all the haters something to hate.

 

[JJJ]

76 When makeing your workout buddies dinner. A can of tuna will suffice.

 

[flexster]

75, having your wife grab that bicep and get a big ole grin on her face.

 

[Flex]

73.

to get my muscles huge so my body is in proportion with my huge peepee

 

[X Ring]

72. So you can hold at least one girl in each arm, because the more you can hold the more you can have

 

[TheGreatSatan]

71. Because buying big pants is embarrassing.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

70. Because high protein intake = skinky piss.