Top Ten Reasons We Should Serve Beer At Work

[ZECH]

10. Attendance would get way better.

9. Any job would be instantly more satisfying.

8. Less job-related stress.

7. Less whining about low pay.

6. Weekly brainstorming sessions would be a lot more open.

5. Improves the attractiveness of co-workers.

4. Cooler ideas in the company suggestion box.

3. Better chance of getting to see that hot new receptionist naked.

2. Everybody would work later, because they wouldn't be in a hurry to leave so they could get to a bar.

...and the number one reason we should serve beer at work...

No more vacations. Because dude -- who'd take

 

[Rusty]

I'd go for that.

 

[david]

I might have to agree with some of those!

 

[Scotty the Body]

I like number 3.

 

[NeilPearson]

I worked at a place with a beer vending machine in the kitchen.

We had a company wide meeting on the last friday of every month and they would bring in kegs for it.

 

[rantheman]

we would all be better dancers, tell funnier jokes, and by the end of the day be better looking

 

[maniclion]

Last business trip I went on in Cali the boss filled the back of the car with coolers, ice and beer. Every place we went he had his mug with gin and tonic.

 

[LexusGS]

those actually make sense.

 

[gococksDJS]

I work with various alcohols on a daily basis...

 

[DOMS]

Last business trip I went on in Cali the boss filled the back of the car with coolers, ice and beer. Every place we went he had his mug with gin and tonic.

Wait a tick...you and your boss drove to California from Hawaii???





On topic (sort of): One of my favorite bumper stickers:

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore...

 

[Rich46yo]

I quit drinking years ago. But I must admit I truly miss beer. You see I love beer, or loved beer. I love its smell, its look, the taste, and most of all the burps. Even now I can smell beer from miles away when the wind is right. Beer was like breast milk for me. Its truly the drink of the Gods!

And in my other life, decades ago, there was nothing like lighting up the good one and drinking beer. They just went together! Thats why I loved Germany so much, man can they brew some beer. Any beer lover should go to Bavaria in Oct. at least once in their life. In the military we had pop machines filled with beer as well............Uncle Rich.........

 

[Platinum]

And in my other life, decades ago, there was nothing like lighting up the good one and drinking beer.

Agree. Fully fucking agree.