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How much pot do I have to smoke before I get one of those cool voice boxes in my throat?

You don't have to smoke anything to get one. All you need is a power drill and a steady hand. Don't think I'd use the spade bit. That would cause a lot of splatter.
 
One of my rep stars turned gray. Does this mean i'm getting too old and that I should yell at those damn kids to get off the lawn?
It just means your maturing and developing physical signs of character. Like the patina on the label of a well aged wine. IML will soon be offering a whole line of star care products for the discerning connoisseur. It will be called "touch of Grey".
 
If i do whiskey and vodka shots in da ass, will i get drunk quicker?
We've all seen your ass. Let's not pretend like the neck of a Jim Beam bottle hasn't already been in there once or twice.
 
thats just silly, then I'll have HIV
Only momentarily till you proceed to the next step. Quickly fill a tire full of gasoline, place said tire around the neck and shoulders of a known homosexual, then set the sodomite ablaze. After witnessing your righteous handy work, the lord will take your aids back and put it into another african child.
 
My BP is 183/82

Should i just go ahead and double my gear dosage?
Recent studies coming out of an Estonian motel bathroom have suggested that all gear related side effects cease upon raising all used compounds to the 2 gram mark. The process may also be expedited by slugging down a two litter of coca cola and a couple of rounds at the chinese buffet.
 
can you get infected HIV by receiving reps from im members who are clearly gay and got aids?thank you
This Is a fine query indeed. More investigation is warranted. I have a sneaking suspicion we may end up renaming them pozz points. In the mean time try to steer clear of the I.M. bath house and those members prone to giving the sheeny stare.
 
How much pot do I have to smoke before I get one of those cool voice boxes in my throat?

You don't have to smoke anything to get one. All you need is a power drill and a steady hand. Don't think I'd use the spade bit. That would cause a lot of splatter.
Zaphod's medical advice, while not licensed through the "Wal mart one hour medical training school" is correct. The plus side of the DIY tracheotomy is the ability to re-enact scenes from Beetlejuice.
 
Doc Rulers...

Whenever I smoke I feel that everyone is talking about me, and plotting a course of action against me...

Advice ?
It's little known in current culture that smoking weed gives one the ability to read other people's thoughts. They ARE plotting on you. My advice would be to smoke some more, listen carefully to when they're asleep, then kill every living thing in the house with a garden trowel. Don't forget to burn the house down, wouldn't want to leave any pesky evidence.
 
Stepped on a lego, am I going to die?

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Only momentarily till you proceed to the next step. Quickly fill a tire full of gasoline, place said tire around the neck and shoulders of a known homosexual, then set the sodomite ablaze. After witnessing your righteous handy work, the lord will take your aids back and put it into another african child.
did you make this up? its sounds like you read luka magnotta's diary
 
did you make this up? its sounds like you read luka magnotta's diary
I was just riffing off of that vid someone posted of them burning homosexuals in africa. They got some real nasty ways of dealing with people they don't like.
 
I was just riffing off of that vid someone posted of them burning homosexuals in africa. They got some real nasty ways of dealing with people they don't like.
there is alot worse shit that no one will ever see, its a phuqed up world out there.
 
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