Turn another poster into a workout machine and/or supp

[Crono1000]

Turn someone else into a workout machine or supplement. Give the name of your new product, what it does, how it works, what it's label looks like, etc.

 

[MyK]

 

[Crono1000]

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MyKaboliXXX
Take twice weekly.
Strengthens your Inner Pirate. Use of this product will increase all things pirate: wearing of an eyepatch, tendency to wear a parrot on shoulder, obsession with "booty"
Side Effects: Some of the side effects from use are irreversable; i.e. chopping off one's own limb for a hook or peg will not grow limb back afterwards. Once you go pirate you never go back. In the case of "AARRGH's" lasting more than 8 hours contact a doctor immediately. You should not take MykaboliXXX if you are pregnant, thinking of becoming pregnant, or are a Emo Ninja.

 

[MyK]

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MyKaboliXXX
Take twice weekly.
Strengthens your Inner Pirate. Use of this product will increase all things pirate: wearing of an eyepatch, tendency to wear a parrot on shoulder, obsession with "booty"
Side Effects: Some of the side effects from use are irreversable; i.e. chopping off one's own limb for a hook or peg will not grow limb back afterwards. Once you go pirate you never go back. In the case of "AARRGH's" lasting more than 8 hours contact a doctor immediately. You should not take MykaboliXXX if you are pregnant, thinking of becoming pregnant, or are a Emo Ninja.

 

[greekblondechic]

do me do me

 

[CRASHMAN]

do me do me

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