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UGH... pizza is satan

Monolith

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Just feel like venting...

I had pizza for the first time in 7 months... and holy crap, this is the last time i ever have it. After being used to 6 efficient meals a day, this one glob of saturated fat hit me like a brick, and that brick doesnt feel like its moving from my stomach any time soon.

I must say though, one good thing did come out of this - i hit the gym an hour later (leg day), and pushed myself just a little bit harder on those squats in the hopes of making myself puke, so as to rid myself of this foulness i consumed. Alas, my stomached steeled itself and kept its greasy treasure to itself.

:barf:
 
Hey, at least it wasn't KFC! Now, I hadn't eat them for months and the idiots at work asked me and I ordered... 2 pc with Coleslaw and I felt ill the rest of the day and really, I had one bite out of a teenie-weenie leg and ate the cole slaw.

:barf:
 
Originally posted by Monolith
Just feel like venting...

I had pizza for the first time in 7 months... and holy crap, this is the last time i ever have it. After being used to 6 efficient meals a day, this one glob of saturated fat hit me like a brick, and that brick doesnt feel like its moving from my stomach any time soon.


LOL!

Yup, sounds like my last pizza experience. :( Eating healthy for so long makes you a real pussy when it comes to eating junk food.
 
Re: Re: UGH... pizza is satan

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
LOL!

Yup, sounds like my last pizza experience. :( Eating healthy for so long makes you a real pussy when it comes to eating junk food.


For me, Pizza is great I need to take a hugh shit......Works every time.
 
Re: Re: Re: UGH... pizza is satan

Originally posted by Rusty
For me, Pizza is great I need to take a hugh shit......Works every time.


No kidding!! I can actually recognize some of it after it's gone thru.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: UGH... pizza is satan

Originally posted by Rob_NC
No kidding!! I can actually recognize some of it after it's gone thru.

I can just picture you bent over the bowl trying to differentiate between a dingle-berry and a pepperoni. :rofl:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: UGH... pizza is satan

Originally posted by Rob_NC
No kidding!! I can actually recognize some of it after it's gone thru.


Have them put jalapeno's on your next pizza. When you go take a shit, you'll feel those bastards comming out. They burn on the way out.:mad:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: UGH... pizza is satan

Originally posted by Rusty
Have them put jalapeno's on your next pizza. When you go take a shit, you'll feel those bastards comming out. They burn on the way out.:mad:

No thanks. That's why I can't eat my wife's chili anymore. The cayan pepper messes my up.
 
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I screwed up and have some gourmet pizza a few weeks ago and it sucked. What I wouldn't do for a new york city italian slice but I promised myself one slice of pizza per year.

:laugh:
 
Originally posted by eskimo515
I screwed up and have some gourmet pizza a few weeks ago and it sucked. What I wouldn't do for a new york city italian slice but I promised myself one slice of pizza per year.

:laugh:


Is this an example of will power or dedication?
 
It's a combination of both, recognizing that there are some foods that I can never eat again like I used to. Back in the old days of my fatness, I could kill a couiple of slices three times a week. So I have a list of foods that I may never eat again (like entenmann's chocolate donuts) and foods that I will allow once a year (like pizza).
 
Originally posted by eskimo515
It's a combination of both, recognizing that there are some foods that I can never eat again like I used to. Back in the old days of my fatness, I could kill a couiple of slices three times a week. So I have a list of foods that I may never eat again (like entenmann's chocolate donuts) and foods that I will allow once a year (like pizza).


They say sex is the best cardio exercise going. Hope you haven't sworn that off.
 
Hell, no. And my wife makes sure I eat during sex, too! :lick:
 
Originally posted by eskimo515
Hell, no. And my wife makes sure I eat during sex, too! :lick:


Make sure you floss your teeth. ;)
 
i gave in to pizza last night :headbang: and agree it is greasy overrated crap. at least it does have some nutrients though unlike true junk food. yes it is full of fat but if you have meat and veggies there is also protien and vits. small consolation for my thighs though. :mad: anyway...i feel for you man
 
Originally posted by kuso
I had a BBQ chicken pizza in Oz 2 weeks ago, DAMNED it was nice....hadn`t had a good pizza in years :lick:

Do you guys really eat Goanna? <--- Not sure of the spelling of that little lizard.
 
Originally posted by TimeaJr
i gave in to pizza last night :headbang: and agree it is greasy overrated crap. at least it does have some nutrients though unlike true junk food. yes it is full of fat but if you have meat and veggies there is also protien and vits. small consolation for my thighs though. :mad: anyway...i feel for you man

I thought you were training for a comp? Or do I have the wrong person?
 
Rusty......goanna....not bad to eat....bit stringy
Kangaroo...very gamie but no fat/ high protien
Turtle......wishy-washy.....like chewie fish
snake.....stringy.....but not bad
Emu....very very gamie....but not bad...like Roo
Buffelo .... water kind.....very very tough cow!!!
 
Send the pizza exorcist to my house then because i am possesed, head is spinning as we speak ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR pizza:help:
 
i am rusty but it is 11 months away. it will be my first so i am starting training far in advance. anyway yesterday was a cheat day. i am not seriously dieting down for some time yet.
 
Originally posted by TimeaJr
i am rusty but it is 11 months away. it will be my first so i am starting training far in advance. anyway yesterday was a cheat day. i am not seriously dieting down for some time yet.

Well, then you have enough time to go out drinking...........:D :cool:
 
sure do...want to come? :yes:
 
Originally posted by david
rats! All this pizza talk and now I'm in a cutting cycle?

Dave, were not talking Pizza anymore. We are now talking about SEX.............:D :cool:
 
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