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Azza, lay the smackdown on Vancouver by giving us a review on his fat fuck physique. (feel free to toss a redzone pass, too)
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Azza, lay the smackdown on Vancouver by giving us a review on his fat fuck physique. (feel free to toss a redzone pass, too)
Here have these,
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
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Fat jokes for Vancouver who has already admitted being 30 percent fat and 100 percent dumb….
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
2.I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
3.You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
4.Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
5.You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
6.Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
7.You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall
8.It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
9.You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
10.You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
2.I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
3.You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
4.Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
5.You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.
6.Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
7.You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall
8.It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
9.You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale
10.You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
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1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as what’s that?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short; when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty?
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
44. Do u practice being this ugly?
These are good for Vancunter
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who's Who as what’s that?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short; when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty?
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.
44. Do u practice being this ugly?
These are good for Vancunter
nice miniskirt vanucnter??????..
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Not exactly sure where or when I said I was 30% BF, but you sure as hell did say you gained 44lbs lean mass in 30 days (or roughly 3.7lbs/week). Try not to lift anyting too heavy today...you might gain a pound of muscle instantly...
Not exactly sure where or when I said I was 30% BF, but you sure as hell did say you gained 44lbs lean mass in 30 days (or roughly 3.7lbs/week). Try not to lift anyting too heavy today...you might gain a pound of muscle instantly...
Your meltdown is affecting your recollection of real events, 21kg in 3 months weight?????????.you want cheese with your melt?
I have already worked out today, i dedicate this workout to you, i fondled myself to images of me and your mum fucking and came on the bench, then did 5x5 Bill Starr workout, it was bitchin???...
AZZA EATS N00BS FOR BREAKFAST! WATCH OUT N00BS!
AZZA EATS N00BS FOR BREAKFAST! WATCH OUT N00BS!
Apparently, he eats whole cows and horses too. He gained 44lbs of lean mass in 90 days!!!
I dedicate this win to Vancunter, you were to easy to own. I actually feel bad now, like you may kill yourself, here is 50 cents to ring Lifeline, they might give a fuck??????.
LOL, you got a couple fudge packers who don't like me to begin with to jump in your gay parade. You might have owned me on the planet of Pluto...but not in the real world...LOL!!!
As soon as 1 bro (who knows something about human physiology) agrees that you could have put on 44lbs of muscle (net of fat) in 90 days, you will have owned me.
I tell you what, start a dedicated thread called, "I gained 44lbs net of fat in 90 days" and explain it the same as you did on the 30lbs in 90 days log thread. If you get any respected bro to believe you, you will have owned me.
Otherwise, this has been a 2 or 3 man fudge packer parade with very little audience...you da man!!!
Why haven't you terminated yourself? Not many people can add their name to the list of fags who have been owned by Azza. Your level of faggotry is astounding.
Gee thanks man, maybe the E Fights i have are on guys that despite every single person hating them here still refuse to either leave or stop posting. I am good, but not that good. Vancunter obviously has no idea. I will put his level of retardness into context.
A 330 pound kid gained his 330 pounds in 13 years……..those are pretty good gains, like almost 30 pounds a year…..every year for 13 years, pretty consistent.
LOL, you got a couple fudge packers who don't like me to begin with to jump in your gay parade. You might have owned me on the planet of Pluto...but not in the real world...LOL!!!
As soon as 1 bro (who knows something about human physiology) agrees that you could have put on 44lbs of muscle (net of fat) in 90 days, you will have owned me.
I tell you what, start a dedicated thread called, "I gained 44lbs net of fat in 90 days" and explain it the same as you did on the 30lbs in 90 days log thread. If you get any respected bro to believe you, you will have owned me.
Otherwise, this has been a 2 or 3 man fudge packer parade with very little audience...you da man!!!
I am going to rape your soul, i will rape your whole family, even your pets???.
Azza by first round KO over Vancunter.
I had him in a rear naked choke with my cock up his ass, he tried to tap, but i just kept fucking him into submission. Until the referee wanted his turn as well.
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He didn't do it in 3 months retard!
Vancouver.... Eat shit and die
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You are a hater, you having gained half a pound in 3 months is not very impressive to me. I suppose you have never heard of bone density either?
You should study up on all things body building instead of getting on your knees and cradling the balls??????..
