Var/Dale/Max Gettin Down

[J'Bo]

Ok boys this is a show down. Since you are the funniest mothers around its comedy hour.

 

[MaxMirkin]

Um, this is very gay..........so expect Var & Dale here shortly.

 

[Saturday Fever]

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street discussing religion when they see a little boy sitting on the sidewalk ahead. The priest says, "Hey, let's go fuck him!" The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

 

[maniclion]

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.

 

[Var]

Um, this is very gay..........so expect Var & Dale here shortly.

You're the one with a "snake" as an avatar.

 

[MaxMirkin]

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street discussing religion when they see a little boy sitting on the sidewalk ahead. The priest says, "Hey, let's go fuck him!" The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

 

[Var]

Judging by the title, I thought she found a pic of the three-way we had last week!

 

[MaxMirkin]

You're the one with a "snake" as an avatar.

What are you trying to say, Sigmund?

 

[Var]

What are you trying to say, Sigmund?

Tell me about your mother...

 

[tucker01]

Judging by the title, I thought she found a pic of the three-way we had last week!

That is just wrong

 

[MaxMirkin]

Judging by the title, I thought she found a pic of the three-way we had last week!

I like butt-ugly whores as much as the next alcoholic, but I still got some standards.

 

[Var]

I like butt-ugly whores as much as the next alcoholic, but I still got some standards.

I think its time to lay off Dale for a while. He may be a "butt-ugly whore", but he's a good guy!

 

[Saturday Fever]

Three guys are stranded on an island when they stumble upon a lamp. One of the guys grabs it and rubs it jokingly when a genie arrived and granted them 3 wishes.

First guy says, "I wish I was home with my wife and kids." Poof, he was off the island and home.

Second guy says, "I wish I was home with my girlfriend and a cold beer." Poof he was off the island and with his girlfriend.

Third guy starts pouting and says, "Man I'm all alone. I wish my friends were back."

 

[J'Bo]

Judging by the title, I thought she found a pic of the three-way we had last week!

Yes Dale is a good guy and quite hot too But he is still a pussy

Var i dont know if you want to admit to that event. It is posted on www.bearmag.com though for anyone that is interested.

 

[Var]

Who do u think posted it?!

 

[MaxMirkin]

I think its time to lay Dale for a while. he's good!

 

[Var]

Max, you DO NOT have to project your fantasies on others. We accept you! We like you! You are "OK" just the way you are.

 

[MaxMirkin]

We like you!

I know, that's why I didn't want to be mentioned in the same thread with you & Dale in the first place.

 

[J'Bo]

So Var is the Giver and Max is the Receiver and Dale is on the sidelines watching hey

 

[MaxMirkin]

So Var is the Giver and Max is the Receiver and Dale is on the sidelines watching hey

I am so not the reciever!

If you were any less hot I would reply with many expletives, to this comment!!!!,

 

[Var]

We're happy to entertain you, J'bo! Now its time for our fee. I think 3 nekkid pics of you..one for each of us...should do.

 

[J'Bo]

Well Dale already has nudies and Max saw the real deal in person and you Var just need to give me a ticket to Florida and i will send you one jk of course i need more than that

 

[MaxMirkin]

I think 3 nekkid pics of you..one for each of us...should do.

Damn, not only is Var absolutely correct, but he even managed to make his begging rhyme! J'Bo, how can you say no to that?

 

[MaxMirkin]

Max saw the real deal in person

One would think I'd remember something like that.

 

[Var]

Well Dale already has nudies and Max saw the real deal in person and you Var just need to give me a ticket to Florida and i will send you one jk of course i need more than that

I feel so left out!

 

[MaxMirkin]

....must have been drunk or sometin'.......

J'Bo, I might need a pic just to refresh my memory.

 

[J'Bo]

Hey there was a half nudie of me that leeked out on IM about a year or so ago. It was posted for about 30 sec and i had it removed. It was a small window of oppotunity but there wasnt much to see. Believe me when i say i look better in the pics that are already posted here

 

[Var]

PM it to me and I'll give you my professional opinion.

 

[MaxMirkin]

PM it to me and I'll give you my professional opinion.

........in liquid form.

 

[Var]

I mean...uh...thats just wrong!