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The Monkey Man said:Ok I dreamed
I was having an argument with someone on IM
But we weren't on IM... we were all in a large white room
with a high ceiling, everyone was sitting in chairs, in a circle facing away
from the center and there was a mirror on one wall...
When one of us wanted to speak we had to turn and face the mirror to
talk... and when you turned all you could see was the back of everyones heads... And something told me the miror was two-way and there was a hidden camera behind it...
Anyway I was arguing that you can't love or respect a woman unless
she is intelligent... And everyone told me that hot chicks are not intelligent,
so I must be in love with an ugly woman... So I was instanly transported home where I dicovered that indeed the girl who I had been seeing...
was wearing some sort of bug, you know like a wire they put on a mob informant...
When I removed this device her face changed and she became a troll like creature... She was trying to explain why she did this, but I screamed and pushed her out of the sliding glass door of this condo that I looked at last weekend, which seemed to be my home in the dream...
When she fell out the door she dropped into a cloud of smoke but I could hear her scream all the way down like it was some infinite cavernous hole...
(Like in that scene from The Lost Boys)
After this I was instantly tranformed back into the white room (IM)
where I was with the new girl who works at the World Gym, I have been training at...
ForemanRules was facing the mirror, and he saw her reflection
and pronounced to everyone that she was beautiful and intelligent...
(I could tell it was him by the sound of his voice)-
She was happy that I had brought her to a place where so many people liked her, so she decided to stay and make love to me on the other side of the mirror (I think)
Then I think I woke up, if there was more I don't remember -![]()
Was it good for you too?greekblondechic said:I dreamt I was a hermaphrodite and fucked myself![]()
The Monkey Man said:I dreamed some of us were in the Military over in Kuwait...
We were some special task unit of some kind that the mainstream
forces had forgotten about, so we were living in this abandoned
compound in a quanset-hut-tent thing...
We had a courtyard, and a couple of buildings and had some exercise
gear in the yard...
We were all dressed in desert camoflage pants and t-shirts
hanginging around doing different work tasks
P-funk was a mechanic and was always welding up these new
workout machines and making crazy inventions...
then there was some asshole colonel who lived by himself on the otherside of the compund,
he was the guy "Agent Smith" from "The Matrix"...
One day we had a big BBQ and after everyone was done eating
P-funk was saying screw this i'm bored...
"Lets armor-plate a hummer, and drive into Iraq and kill some insurgents!"
Then colonel agent smith came out and was yelling at p-funk...
Saying. "our orders are to remain here,
if you leave I will have you brought up on charges!"
Then he made p-funk do pushups with his chest and face in a mud puddle
and he stepped on his back and was drowning him...
He was talking in that slow voice from the movie,
"You think you can defy me Patrick (Pause) but, you cannot"
Jodi and goalgetter had scared looks on their faces that 'P' was going
to drown so I think I pushed colonel-agent-smith and then he
made me do push-ups over the mud hole, but I could only do two...
Then he was gone and Jodi and Ivonne were working out together
doing chinups, and holding each others feet trading off to do situps..
Then a group of guys from a different force came in and said they lost their vehicle in a battle,
but and wanted to use our communication
post... They seemed shady cause they had black camo on...
It was BigDyl and some other guys we were all sitting around
a big picnic-style table at night with the fire from a barrel and the BBQ grille lighting up the area,
and I sensed they wanted to steal our
trucks, and all our food, like they were ready to desert or something
Then I woke up
Little Wing said:monkey, how much melatonin are you taking?![]()
Your mothers, because my dick's in her butt when she sleeps, and that plugs up her "dream maker".BigDyl said:C'mon. You know I'm in your dreams...![]()
Whose dreams aren't I in...
gococksDJS said:Your mothers, because my dick's in her butt when she sleeps, and that plugs up her "dream maker".
LexusGS said:It's weird what this site can do to you...
I had a dream last night, I walk into KEFE's house, who is my best friend, go into his room, see Kenwood helping KEFE do the last couple of curls in his room. After that it was just disgusting. Kenwood was all over him like a monkey over a banana. Shit was brutal!!!
Little Wing said:an adult dose is 3mg my bottle says do not exceed 3mg in a 24 hr period. in bold type!
You know they're supposed to be administered rectally, don't you?The Monkey Man said:That wouldn't even make me yawn -![]()
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gococksDJS said:You know they're supposed to be administered rectally, don't you?
you can remember every dream you've ever had? Come on, get real. I can't even remember how many times I wacked it last week.V Player said:The fucked up thing is I can remember every last single dream Ive ever had - every last one of them - and they were all just as freaky and warped as anything Ive ever dreamed while on Melatonin. On Mela I just woke up more refreshed. Ive never had a nightmare, though.....never.
Dead serious. I know I cant prove it, but.......yeah Im serious. I can also remember every phone number Ive ever took the time to memorize.gococksDJS said:you can remember every dream you've ever had? Come on, get real. I can't even remember how many times I wacked it last week.
Damn that's pretty impressive. Here's my phone number. I'll ask you to repeat it at a random time later in the future.V Player said:Dead serious. I know I cant prove it, but.......yeah Im serious. I can also remember every phone number Ive ever took the time to memorize.
V Player said:Dead serious. I know I cant prove it, but.......yeah Im serious. I can also remember every phone number Ive ever took the time to memorize.
I forgot you were a douchebag, but now I remember.MyK said:yes, but you only remember the ones you remember. therefore if you forget it you won't remember it because you forgot it!![]()
The Monkey Man said:I had a dream that I was in a tool shop...
Paris Hilton was in the shop and she was deburring these small,
slotted metal brackets on a drill press that was set up with a
conical die grinding bit.. She was wearing a gray or blue mechanics
jumpsuit and had dirt and grease on her face.
Every once in a while, one of the umpteen teenage punks from my gym
would come along...
The first one was cleaning the bit on the press she was working
on with a wire brush... The second to come along used a hand
broom and dustpan to sweep the metal shavings off of the machine
and surrounding floor area where she was working... The third oddly poured oil
into the top of the machine and lubricated the drive gears... the fourth
collected the boxes of already ground brackets and replaced the supply of
parts to be ground...
I was lying on a cot next to the machine where she was working...
I think I was sleeping, but as I awoke she looked down at me and asked
something like if I had a nice nap... I could not really answer,
but I wanted to get up and couldn???t... I was covered with an old navy
blue wool military blanket.. She asked me why I wasn't getting up and I had
to strain to say that "I was cold".. I really was cold, and even with the
blankets and sheets over me I felt crippled, as if the cold sensation was causing me pain...
I sensed that if I could make contact with her I would draw some body
heat into myself... As I was thinking this, she looked at me, into my eyes,
and I was able to reach my hand out, palm facing upward, with the fingers
bent into a hook.. Her hand was dangling down near her side when I
reached out and touched it, then she hooked her fingers around mine into
an interlocking grip which we held while she continued to work...
I felt sorry for her having such a crappy job, but I think she felt worse
for me being so cold.. After she was finished with her next batch of
grinding she looked down at me, seeing that I had not warmed up
and was still in pain.. She bent down and kissed me slow and long..
When she retracted to gauge my reaction to this treatment, I noted
that her lips were full red and thick (not like Paris Hilton, but more like
Angelina Jolie) and she had now shed her mechanics jumpsuit
and was wearing a pink or peach colored dress..
She knelt next to the cot, cradled my head in her hand and kissed
me in slow motion with her sweet full lips... I was healed and became warm
And then I woke up