What Does theCaptn' Do For A Living?

[Rednack]

thecaptn is a male pole dancer who'll sell his starfish to the highest bidder...

 

[azza1971]

He has told me a couple of things, but us poofters are discreet…...

 

[vortrit]

Donkey Fluffer. Everyone know that!

 

[ctr10]

Asst. Manager at Wally Mart

 

[colochine]

No Walmart in Australia.

 

[ctr10]

Learn something every day, I thought they were everywhere

 

[secdrl]

There's seriously no Wal-Marts in Australia?

 

[~RaZr~]

There's seriously no Wal-Marts in Australia?

I guess Australia told Sam..."NO!"

 

[azza1971]

We have K-Mart, not Wallmart, not the same, but we do have a couple Costco’s if that helps, he may be a trolley boy there…..

 

[Diesel618]

I heard he's in a firm for some queer ass soccer team? Is this true?

 

[OfficerFarva]

Pimps products

 

[azza1971]

We dont have that cereal down under…..

He could work at Dildo’s R Us as a product tester…...

 

[OfficerFarva]

We dont have that cereal down under…..

He could work at Dildo’s R Us as a product tester…...

Australia sounds like a shit hole, no easy access to gear and no Cap'n Crunch

 

[heavyiron]

Cock gobbler?

 

[azza1971]

Australia sounds like a shit hole, no easy access to gear and no Cap'n Crunch

Do you have Cocoa Pops? If not, you are fucked man……as for gear and the like, i had another touchdown today...

 

[ctr10]

Cart boy at K-Mart

 

[theCaptn']

I have a few business interests.

One involves providing declawed cats to high-value Jewish clients with particular needs.

We had a branch operating in Folsom, Cal, but the merchandise was getting damaged before reaching the clients

 

[Watson]

^^ been wondering if ull ever post in this thread lmao

 

[secdrl]

I have a few business interests.

One involves providing declawed cats to high-value Jewish clients with particular needs.

We had a branch operating in Folsom, Cal, but the merchandise was getting damaged before reaching the clients

Smoke Up, Johnny.

 

[HialeahChico305]

Who knows really, but it must involve with cats and tight spandex shorts

 

[HialeahChico305]

 

[coolhandjames]

I know what he does !!!

He gets idiots like you all to send him money to use this site duh !

 

[HialeahChico305]

lol ^