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god hand said:
CowPimp said:When I was like 10 or 11 I started writing programs that would allow you to do things on America Online like cause errors in people's computers by sending them certain IMs (Punting), repeatedly attempt to enter chatrooms (Roombusting), prevent others from punting me, develop my own away message system, etc.
I needed a handle to release these programs under. I thought, what two nouns have absolutely nothing to do with each other? Cow immediately came to mind. I had a thing for cows then; I always thought they were cool creatures. Plus, I used to drink insane amounts of milk, on the order of 8 glasses, each day. The pimp part, well, just chock that up to imagination.
Later I realized how great the idea was and decided to capitalize. Now I sell sweet sweet udder on K street in DC. Those politicians pay big!
KelJu said:The English pronunciation "Kel" translates into the Hebrew word "lky" which means to prevail.
My grandfather, Papa Goldman, was Jewish. But, he allowed my grandmother to raise my 13 Aunts and Uncles Baptist.
My mother also strictly raised me as a Southern Baptist. I renounced my own Baptist faith when I was 14 years old. I was very depressed, and borderline suicidal. God didn't help me when I needed his help so I decided to give him the finger and live my life how I wanted to.
I couldn't cut my connection with God, because I had been brainwashed for quit some time. God was a deadbeat dad as far as I was concerned.
Since I couldn't cut my connection with god, I decided to embrace my Jewish linage in an attempt to at least get away from those fucking retarded Baptist.
I told my mom that I wanted to be Jewish, so that I wouldn???t have to go to church anymore. I even talked to my grandfather and convinced him that I wanted to learn about my Jewish Ancestry, so my mom really couldn???t tell me no. There are no Jewish Temples for a 100 mile radius of where I grew up.
My Jewish ancestry prevailed, and also saved me from having to go to church ever again.
Hence, the prevailing Jew.
KelJew sounds too much like "kill the Jew" which isn't what I want at all. Jew became Ju.
KelJu was born.
Yeah I know that story was way to fucking long. But, at least now I want have to keep telling people "It's a long story" when people ask me "wtf a KelJu is?"
MyK said:
DOMS said:
Little Wing said:have you seen vanity's avatar by any chance?![]()
BigDyl said:That's my face.![]()
MyK said:
Little Wing said:have you seen vanity's avatar by any chance?![]()
MyK said:
BoneCrusher said:Back in the day Johnny Walker played Bonecrusher ... the extended ver ... around the 5:00 Friday drive time on KLBJ 93.7 It was Austin's way of kicking off the weekend. This version is no where as good as that version was but alas I can't find anything you can just hear with out effort so this verson will have to do. Here are the lyrics.
Has kind of a Robin Trower/Jimi Hendrix sorta vibe to it. I used BoneCrusher as my nic while playing online RTS games like AOE back in like 2000 and just kept it.
Yeah yeah yeah ... TMI ... but ya asked. At least I wasn't as long winded as some people cough***KelJu***![]()
Dude, this version ain't that bad! Started my day off just fineBoneCrusher said:...This version is no where as good as that version was but alas I can't find anything you can just hear with out effort so this verson will have to do...
Witmaster said:Dude, this version ain't that bad! Started my day off just fine![]()
They'll be here in Hawaii in December from what the radio staions are saying though it's not listed in the official tour dates.themamasan said:"the mamasan" or the "mini-opera" written by the great Eddie Vedder. A three song tale of incest, murder, and lies.
"Alive"
"Once"
"Footsteps"
From stumbling upon these songs, I realized the power of music, thus throwing me into playing guitar and seeing creativity in telling a story, either through song or film. So I say it is important part of me.![]()