I just remembered my teenage years...and....I realized that I hate teenagers. They're so stupid, all they care about is basically the approval of their peers. So sad.
I'm glad those years are over...
I'm glad those years are over...
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When I was a teen, I didn't give a rat's ass what others thought of me
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If you were a chick, I'd have dated you.I was a pissed off angry cynical self destructive self loathing suicidal kid.
...high school is way to much drama

DROPPED BACK INTO SCHOOL

In 9th grade I looked like the idiot in my gallery.
I hated the cafeteria cuz all my good friends would have a different lunch period.
I hated PE and needed to take it in the summer where I benched for the first time. (145lbs was my max...maybe 155lbs, I was too scared to find out)
I got arrested for robbing cars (not on school property).
My first high school girlfriend was named Jennifer that didnt know when to stop smoking/drinking...but she did kiss good and it was the only time she looked good.
AND THAT WAS FRESHMAN YEAR
My good friends dropped out by the next year.
I skipped class to go to lunch periods that had my friends.
Made new lunch friends and sat with some high school footballs kids.
Got a girlfriend who went to middle school.
Made a fake parking pass so I could park on campus.
I got food plastered on my Isuzu hand-me-down pick up truck cuz I made a Senior brake fast on the way to school.
THAT WAS SOPHMORE YEAR
I started skipping class everyday.
Started to excel in some classes when my idiotic friends dropped out from the previous year.
Made up some great acting skits.
Had over 17 absentses that gave me an automatic F, even though I was getting Bs and Cs on tests.
Did a paper on Anne Frank that the history teacher said was unacceptable. This was my only shot to improve my grade, but 10 pages (thats a lot for a high schooler) wasnt good enough so I dropped out cuz of "Belicki." Cocksucker.
THAT WAS JUNIOR YEAR
LIVED THE LIFE OF A LOSER...DROPPED BACK INTO SCHOOL
Had better friends.
Started growing size
Had a girlfriend
Went off campus for lunch with the rest of the seniors
Pulled some pranks at the school after hours
Came to the school with a nerd trying to impress us with a gun to shoot out the high schools newest camera that was getting people in trouble when they wanted to skip class.
Nerd left a video tape of us screwing around on campus in his truck.
School had footage of his truck on campus after hours.
School searched nerds truck, identified him, kicked him out of school, identified me, kicked me out.
THAT WAS SENIOR/REMAINING JUNIOR YEAR
So yeah, fuck high school. Its nothing but doing time. When a student doesnt show up to class but can still pass tests with scores above a D, why should he be punished? I dont really care about getting kicked out for my shenanigans, then again it does suck to be kicked out when life got better. Hell, even a teacher believed in me.
Aw well. I am back on track so who the fuck cares.![]()
Yeah I know, boring. 
Thats it? Lol, I so have you beat in the fuck-up department its not even funny.
Oh, I was laying it on pretty thin.
Oh, I was laying it on pretty thin.