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I didnt think that movie deserved shit for oscars, but it was OK. OK movies dont net rewards.
Another movie that was horrible? TRAFFIC. How the fuck did this get awards?
Dog Soldiers (sorry, but its true. might had been better if I was 12)
Super Mario Brothers
Both Resident Evils
DOOM (HOW, OH HOW DO YOU FUCK THIS UP???)
Land of the dead = bad, but not equal to WORST
Match point was a piece of trash... Ultimate destination 3 sucked balls...and not clean balls either! anything Starwars, LOTR of sci-fi is so not my thing, so to me they all fall under the CRAP category, the last 2 scary movies were aweful, and all those stupid MVP flix or any movie where a pet is treated like a human being na dbeleived to be some sport superstar STUPID!
I haven't seen a decent film since the 1990s. The worst I'd ever seen? Any Tom Cruise movie. They are laughably bad. That's why they're so good. Fucking Cocktail...Days of Thunder....Top Gun....and any movie he's played a lawyer in. Oh fuck it, back to my contention: any movie starring Tom Cruise is the worst.
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If you have ever watched "Mystery Science Theatre 3000", you'd know what I'm talking about. HILARIOUS show by the way; I highly recommend.
If you were to watch one of the movies they have, but without of course listening to their jokes, you would find some of the most rediculously stupid plots.
If you were to watch one of the movies they have, but without of course listening to their jokes, you would find some of the most rediculously stupid plots.
I gotta say the Scary Movie series cracked me up big time. Havn't seen the last one, but I did hear it was kinda bad. I bought the 3rd however, which I still would fall over laughing to - great movie.
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That's a different Crash than the one that just won all the Oscars (which was brilliant BTW). It starred James Spader and one of the Arquettes and was about people who get off on watching car crashes. It is actually a Cronenburg movie but was pretty messed up. Lots of sex in it though.
Meh. There's a difference between 'bad movie' and 'I don't like the movie' you know.
Kill Bill, LOTR, and Traffic were good movies. No point to argue against. I didn't like the Kill Bill series either, but I think it's a good series.
Flightplan bad? Great acting, good suspense, original story, excellent plot twists. The only bad part is the slight lack of realism, but it's not impossible. Just far fetched, like just about any movie.
Dawn of the Dead: great idea, bad directing? The idea was 'let's make a zombie movie'. How great is that? The good part was the realistic part and the make-up. And the 'horror with a wink' of course. You should have watched the uncensored director's cut of course. The theatrical version was crap, like always.
Scary movie 2 was not a good movie, agreed. The movie was never intended to be good though. It was meant to be funny and ridiculous and IMO it succeeded damn well at both. Number 3 was pretty crap and 4 is even worse, agreed.
Bridget Jones' Diary, Tom Cruise action movies, etc. All shit. Anything with Van Damme or Steven Seagel in it is laughable too. But Speed? Speed was pretty neat. Great new concept (too bad they ripped it).
Hannibal? Might not have been as good as Silence of the Lambs but nice nonetheless. Brilliant acting.
And The Thin Red Line was good as well. Bit slow sometimes though IIRC.
Alexander shouldn't be rated as an action movie. It's more of a documentary and it's pretty neat if you rate it that way.
Watch those and come back to me, kneeling and begging for more tips on good movies. By the way, those are all 2000+.
Kill Bill, LOTR, and Traffic were good movies. No point to argue against. I didn't like the Kill Bill series either, but I think it's a good series.
Flightplan bad? Great acting, good suspense, original story, excellent plot twists. The only bad part is the slight lack of realism, but it's not impossible. Just far fetched, like just about any movie.
Dawn of the Dead: great idea, bad directing? The idea was 'let's make a zombie movie'. How great is that? The good part was the realistic part and the make-up. And the 'horror with a wink' of course. You should have watched the uncensored director's cut of course. The theatrical version was crap, like always.
Scary movie 2 was not a good movie, agreed. The movie was never intended to be good though. It was meant to be funny and ridiculous and IMO it succeeded damn well at both. Number 3 was pretty crap and 4 is even worse, agreed.
Bridget Jones' Diary, Tom Cruise action movies, etc. All shit. Anything with Van Damme or Steven Seagel in it is laughable too. But Speed? Speed was pretty neat. Great new concept (too bad they ripped it).
Hannibal? Might not have been as good as Silence of the Lambs but nice nonetheless. Brilliant acting.
And The Thin Red Line was good as well. Bit slow sometimes though IIRC.
Alexander shouldn't be rated as an action movie. It's more of a documentary and it's pretty neat if you rate it that way.
LOTR 3, Crash, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dogville, Mulholland Drive, Donnie Darko, Gladiator, Walk the Line, Mystic River, Sleepers, Shrek 1+2, Fear and Loathing in las Vegas, Magnolia, Saving Private Ryan, the Pianist, Miller's Crossing, the Matrix Revisited, and Snatch.
Watch those and come back to me, kneeling and begging for more tips on good movies. By the way, those are all 2000+.
Typical female coz I dont like sci fi?? Gimme a decent action flick or horror movie and Im all go, but space ship, alien starflight shit just aint my thing, I did say to me they are crap...
Crash I loved, Traffic was an awesome movie, I did not like flightplan one bit.
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That one movie with the two American Idol stars. I think it was called Justin to Kelly or something like that. Worst movie ever, IMO.
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Crash was terrible. All they did was show all the stereotypes that everyone already knows.
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I thought the second Matrix movie, whatever it was called, was just terrible.
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Reloaded I think it was. Pretty much just advertising for the new Cadillac's with that chase scene. I didn't like it either.
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matrix reloaded.....stupid movie.
