What's the worst way you've ended a relationship?

[ALBOB]

Re: Re: What's the worst way you've ended a relationship?

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
I started dating her sister.

MBC's got a sister??? Oh crap!!!

 

[firestorm]

QUOTE: "What is the worst way you have been dumped?"
RESPONSE: I refused to pay her. She kicked me out and stole my shoes.

(I see her pimp time to time and he still wears them)
hehehe

 

[cornfed]

LOL, I got a new one!!!

I couldn't get my ex to leave me alone, so I was forced to make a little speach... ahem ...

"...For me to ever want to have anything to do w/ you ever again, the clouds are gonna have to part right now, w/ a beam of white heavenly light shining directly on my ass, as a white dove flutters down holding an olive branch, followed by a booming voice from heaven saying,'talk to her or I'll strike you down w/ lightening' ... and even then I'd choose the lightening"

She hadn't taken the hint until then.

 

[ALBOB]

Now THAT was an impressive speech Cornfed, how long did you practice it?

P.S. Tell us how you feel about Dave Grohl.

 

[cornfed]

Hey, I just quoted the guy, but I do agree w/ him

actually, I came up w/ pretty damn near on the spot. It was mildly inspired by a scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail... or at least the image of the curtain-like clouds and God's announcement to Arthur

 

[Robboe]

Welcome to Dumpsville.

Population: you.

 

[na4twin]

A friend of mine out of no where just dumped his girlfriend before christmas time, he said I didn't want to buy her a christmas gift. I thought that was pretty funny.

 

[firestorm]

I was seeing a gal in a foreign country while I was in the military,, One night I said I'd see her tomorrow, gave her a kiss goodnight. The next morning I was called up for a Special Op. and left the country never to return. Never saw or talked to her again.

 

[LiftHardGainBig]

hahah firestorm that's a good one...ever think of goin back to see what's up w/ her now? how long ago was that?

 

[firestorm]

No lifthard,, I've gotten married since. That was back in 1986.

 

[MJ23]

Re: Re: What's the worst way you've ended a relationship?

Originally posted by I Are Baboon
I started dating her sister.

Excellent Plan..

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by irontime
Well it wasn't a relationship, more of a one night stand. But this chick was hitting on me for a while and she kept wanting me to do a lap dance for her So finally one night I said to her, "Do you want a special lap dance?" She agreed, I took her home, and when we were done I called a cab, gave her five bucks and said, "I have to get up early, you better leave now."
Well if she's going to act like a whore.

Dude.. Dragqueens are not females.. Just because it said queen does not mean its a female. I mean sure, it was Sexual intercourse, but when your ASS is bend over backward, Clifford (christy at the time) is having his way with you...


I guess what I am saying is that I agree with you, it was not a relationship at all

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by MJ23
I guess what I am saying is that I agree with you, it was not a relationship at all

I'm glad you feel the same way. So I've been meaning to ask you, was five dollars enough to get you home? And sorry to kick you out so quickly, it's just that you didn't swallow it all and that left a mess so I got a little upset. No hard feelings?

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by irontime
I'm glad you feel the same way. So I've been meaning to ask you, was five dollars enough to get you home? And sorry to kick you out so quickly, it's just that you didn't swallow it all and that left a mess so I got a little upset. No hard feelings?

Funny, I knew your Bitch ASS finds me attractive

Wrong guy though... Talk to Clifford

 

[cornfed]

So you know him well?

LMFAO @ IT

 

[firestorm]

Damn gays are ruining this message board. hahahahaha

 

[cornfed]

LOL, be more specific