This simple question isn't as shallow as it seems. Its actually cryptic but I'm not going to spell it out.
Nothing gay, its simply a hypothetical business transaction that could potentially make Bill Gates appear like he's scrammling for rent on a weekly basis if you are a truely expensive one time hooker.
Name your price to suck that big fat vein ridden erect cock you carrot chasing, goal orientated, wealth seeking, penny pinching, Jewish coupon collecting slaves to the workplace who's superannuation contributions are not yours and never will be, future pension reliant poverty stricken retirees who'll be reusing tea bags until next pension day and the "
I refuse to put a price on my dignity and self-respect" argument won't cut it on this hypothetical situation. Personally, my self respect and dignity suffer a blow just by having some asshole manager telling me what to do everyday, what I can't do on my days off, how not to grow my beard and setting traps for his own personal enjoyment in the hope I shoot myself in the foot by not consistantly keeping two steps ahead of him at all times. Also, having to work when I should be sleeping and sleeping when I should be awake is enough to drive anybody insane.
However, a twenty minute blowjob in exchange for a lifetime (and possibly your children's and grand children's lifetime) of whatever the fuck you can possibly imagine beyond your wildest dreams if necessary is available to you however the rule is that you have to give your cheapest price that you would accept in reality.
Once that cash is under your nose Im sure you fags would change your tune pretty fckn quickly if you were guaranteed that nobody would find out.
People suck dicks everyday and dont even get as much as a thankyou. Today you could suck a dick and instantly make the world your oyster, forever however Im pretty sure that the customer/receiver could bargain you down to a more realistic figure that represents your true character and you'd find that you're maybe not as flamboyant and picky as you first thought.
Who's got the balls to throw out some figures and not just kid themselves that they wouldn't even consider this as a viable option had they ever been given the opportunity, especially after they'd work roughly ten years and realised that we only get paid the bare fckn minimum that is just enough to make us need to come back again next week. You dont get rich working for somebody else unless youre in the right game at the right time.
Who wouldnt do it nomatter what and what is the reason for blatantly refusing?
top dollar 
Nevermind about the gag factor. That earns you xxtra points. 
