Where do you work?

[WilliamB]

I worked(lounged) there for 2 years! I finally quit the job, but was shocked no one ever ratted me out. Alot of nights i was praying someone would- just to end the misery haha..Ive found its better to be worked to death than bored to death anyday

Ha whats that scene/line from Fight Club where the guy is flying in the plane and he imagines something happening to the wing or something and then he imagines crashing to end his misery. I love that movie.

 

[Eggs]

I had a janitor job one time in a class 10 cleanroom.
Basically, its a big dustfree environment for manufacturing computer parts. The company billed out 10 hours a night to wiping down the walls and other tasks inside the cleanroom...night after night i wiped and no dust, no dust, no dust. So, I started riding the pallet jack all over the basement, raiding mini fridges in the office complex, renting movies to watch in the meeting rooms, and finally i started going home and going to sleep every night..

I worked(lounged) there for 2 years! I finally quit the job, but was shocked no one ever ratted me out. Alot of nights i was praying someone would- just to end the misery haha..Ive found its better to be worked to death than bored to death anyday

Shortly after Volume stopped working there the company had a recall of 43 million contaminated processors

 

[QuestionGuy]

lol

pffft! How hard could it be to get a job at Duncan Donut's It's not like they make you go to an acedemy or something

lolllllllllll, either no one got this one or they are all humorless...damn, that was good.....thanx


It not just going to the academy, there is a more to it, you gota be able to roll the dough correctly

 

[Volume]

Shortly after Volume stopped working there the company had a recall of 43 million contaminated processors

ROFL!! Man I never thought that there might be more to the story! hahaa,,, ahh shit thats halarious!

 

[Eggs]

Yeah, they were like "Damn, what could have gone wrong... oh hey, who was that one guy? You know, the guy that cleaned the place up?"

"I'm not sure who you are talking about exactly.."

"Oh never mind, it must have been something else"

News Flash

Underworked employee costs business $350 million dollars - you could be next.

 

[SPIKE1257]

At a desk with my own pens and paperclips and a stapler and some trays with papers piling up in them and a phone and a computer. My drawers all have half of my stuff and half work related stuff.

Ditto

 

[Eggs]

At a desk with my own pens and paperclips and a stapler and some trays with papers piling up in them and a phone and a computer. My drawers all have half of my stuff and half work related stuff.

Thats my stapler...

 

[MrsSquat]

For a collection agency.....so pay your bills!

 

[I Are Baboon]

I work at a hospital that shall remain nameless.

 

[min0 lee]

For a collection agency.....so pay your bills!

 

[min0 lee]

I work at a hospital that shall remain nameless.

Being a patient in a crazy house does not mean you work there.

 

[maniclion]

Being a patient in a crazy house does not mean you work there.

They gave him a pen holder, some paper clips and a stapler he's official

 

[maniclion]

Ooooh, ooooooh I forgot I have a clipboard too! Actually 2 of them, the other is a mini.

 

[min0 lee]

They gave him a pen holder, some paper clips and a stapler he's official

 

[shaw23]

I am a supervisor in the production of Harley motorcycle wheels.

 

[min0 lee]

I am a supervisor in the production of Harley motorcycle wheels.

Now thats cool.

 

[gococksDJS]

All time is based on the concept of one second. The definition of a second is "The time needed for a cesium-133 atom to perform 9,192,631,770 complete oscillations" and im the guy who counts the oscillations.

 

[Du]

Custodian dick! (from Half Baked)

Master of the Custodial Arts?

 

[The__wenger]

Currently self-employed, working at home on EBAY (If you want to know what I'am selling look on EBAY....hehe ) , and trying to finish school. And I'am working my ass off to get drafted, and play professional baseball.

 

[min0 lee]

Oh yes, I also sell stuff on Ebay.
I usually make at least $250.00 sitting on my ass selling stuff there.
I hope no one hear works for the IRS.

 

[The__wenger]

EBAY is a gret way to make some quick cash, I know someone who currently is making 150,000+ after a year by selling stuff on EBAY. I don't make anything near that, but am able to make some money at least.

 

[WilliamB]

All time is based on the concept of one second. The definition of a second is "The time needed for a cesium-133 atom to perform 9,192,631,770 complete oscillations" and im the guy who counts the oscillations.

This is a pretty interesting fact.

 

[ALBOB]

hell no ! I run my own branch office. I don't do cold calls. I pay for all of my leads.

So, are you the guy I should be talking to about a $130,000 second mortgage at 6%? If so, send me a damn PM..................NOW!!!

For the next two weeks I'll still be the Assistant General Manager for Roto-Rooter of Las Vegas. Translation: I get paid to talk shit.

On May 2nd I start with Bechtel Nevada as a Safety Training Developer. I'll be writing and teaching safety courses for the Department of Energy at the Nevada Test site. Translation: I'll glow in the dark.

 

[Jo-Anna]

I've said it before so for some of you it's old news but I work in a Municipal Government, in the Planning and Growth Management Department.

 

[Muscle_Girl]

I umm, cut chicken wings, at this wholesaler place lol. Nothing special, I put the wing on the machine, it seperates the 3 pieces to the wing and then we pack up the wings discarding the tip.. interesting, I know ONLY TEMPORARY lol

 

[Volume]

I umm, cut chicken wings, at this wholesaler place lol. Nothing special, I put the wing on the machine, it seperates the 3 pieces to the wing and then we pack up the wings discarding the tip.. interesting, I know ONLY TEMPORARY lol

mmm mechanically seperated chicken droool

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Lol, not mechanically really, its just a wheel with some blades in which cuts at the cartledged parts of the wing.

 

[Volume]

Ahh cool. I had a nightmare once where the chicken was placed live in a machine and the machine took care of the rest..it was pretty graphic yukkk

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Interesting.. lol.

Kinda cool usually because we will get bonuses in the boxes in which we cut from.. whole chicken, drumstick here and there, thighs.. they got a head once when I wasnt working there