Where have you been hiding?

[ManInBlack]

Alright so basically I have a fuck date later this evening and this morning after my shower I shaved my face in preparation for this evening's events; wanted to look nice and shit you know. After that I got to looking at my cock and balls, and giant out of control bush. Well, I used to "manscape" my bush and keep it nicely trimmed, otherwise it would just get ridiculous and if a girl were to go down on me then there would be a high possibility of her getting lost somewhere in that pubic jungle.

Cutting to the chase, it has been QUITE some time and the bush has reached a new level of ridiculousness. I trimmed it up super nice, all the while clogging the toilet bowl with my fuzz, and I found a few more inches of dick hiding in all of that hair that I had totally forgotten about. I am really thrilled about this and had to share.

For all of you homos out there I will not post a picture.

 

[2B1]

Congrats on finding your penis mate. Cheers!

 

[ManInBlack]

 

[Captain Krunch]

What we have do for pussy!! Thank God i'm married.

Good luck!

 

[jagbender]

Glad you found you cock!

 

[ManInBlack]

Thanks, I knew there was more to it than just a big mushroomhead.

 

[DiGiTaL]

I hope she doesnt shave, just so when you go down, you hate yourself for going through all the hardwork

 

[CellarDoor]

For all of you homos out there I will not post a picture.

You suck

 

[ManInBlack]

You suck

I will in fact send YOU a picture

 

[ManInBlack]

I hope she doesnt shave, just so when you go down, you hate yourself for going through all the hardwork

Lol, I just returned home from my romp . I must say things at first were awkward as fuuuuuccccckkkk. We had been fucking text messaging for two motherfucking days about all the nasty shit we were going to do to each other when we got together.

Well, I wasted no time and began right away to live up to my end of the bargain. Fuck the chit chat, I had no interest in the decor or what kind of couches she had. She, however, was a timid little bitch....a timid little bitch that i ended up having my way with!!!

Wow she was a curvy girl, big titties, BIG titties and an even BIGGER ass.

I put the hurt on her puss puss and check this out. I WILL get her to send me naked pictures and I WILL post them up on this thread.

It wont be tonight so put your cocks away, but soon my friends, soon!

 

[Crono1000]

Lol, I just returned home from my romp . I must say things at first were awkward as fuuuuuccccckkkk. We had been fucking text messaging for two motherfucking days about all the nasty shit we were going to do to each other when we got together.

Well, I wasted no time and began right away to live up to my end of the bargain. Fuck the chit chat, I had no interest in the decor or what kind of couches she had. She, however, was a timid little bitch....a timid little bitch that i ended up having my way with!!!

Wow she was a curvy girl, big titties, BIG titties and an even BIGGER ass.

I put the hurt on her puss puss and check this out. I WILL get her to send me naked pictures and I WILL post them up on this thread.

It wont be tonight so put your cocks away, but soon my friends, soon!

classy.

 

[ManInBlack]

classy.

Just like your status

 

[CellarDoor]

I will in fact send YOU a picture

Fully erect with "CellarDoor" written on the shaft







Kthxbye

 

[ManInBlack]

that is too much text for my shaft..CD would fit though

 

[Tesla]

Your sending cock pix to Saney.

 

[ManInBlack]

 

[CellarDoor]

that is too much text for my shaft..CD would fit though

Write small.

Your sending cock pix to Saney.

Riiiight


Like you didn't jerk ur cock to the pic I posted in the CT . You know I'm not Saney.

 

[ManInBlack]

Ok so here is a text message conversation me and this girl JUST had. I have left nothing out from beginning to end, and I have edited nothing.

by the way I have no life and this is just further proof of that seeing as I took the time to type this out.

Me: you're a bad girl

Her: nahhhh

Me: So how do you think things went

Her: Things went GREAT, how do YOU think they went?

Me: Great as well

Her: Good I was hoping you would say that

Her: You're hot as hell and really sweet

Me: You are super sexy

Her: Thank you

Her: Ok so I'm not gonna lie, I'm in love with your tongue hahaha

Me: Im in love with you telling me "I want your tongue on my pussy."

Her: Well Im definitely looking forward to hanging out again

Her: I'm still horny

Her: I want you to watch me masturbate next time

Me: I want to use your dildo on you

Me: I want to put your dildo in your ass

Her: Oh hell yeah...i love doing that...then u could take over haha

Her: So whats your fave thing??

Me: everything, i like 69's

Her: Me too...not gonna lie i love giving head. It's kinda my thing lol major turn on for me

Me: You are making me hard as fuck

Her: Oh and I LOVED being fingered... especially when you did it like really hard

Me: That's the only way I do anything..really hard

Me: You should play with your pussy

Her: Weird, lol I was just thinking that

Me: Are you playing with your pussy?

Her: Yeah I am now...kinda hard to text w one hand lol. Thinkin about your tongue and sucking ur dick

Me: Fuck yeah suck my dick baby

Me: I love your big fucking tits

Her: I want u to suck them so hard while you fuck me

Me: Can I lick your clit baby

Me: You are so fucking wet

Her: Hell yeah and finger me at the same time making me cum over and over

Her: I want u to bend me over and fuck me soo hard till i scream while u pull my hair and slap my ass

Me: My balls are slapping your clit

Me: Cum for me

Her: Oh my god i just came so hard

Me: Fuuuccckkkk yeah

 

[Tesla]

We've all had those convos before

 

[ManInBlack]

I suppose you are right

 

[CellarDoor]

I had one just today, as a matter of fact.

 

[ManInBlack]

I had one just today, as a matter of fact.

Im fucking hard right now.

 

[CellarDoor]

Im fucking hard right now.

Well say hello to your left hand

 

[ManInBlack]

Well say hello to your left hand

I thought I could get sexual banter to ensue. I was wrong.

 

[Crono1000]

We get it dude. You picked up a fat chick. Congrats.

 

[Tesla]

We get it dude. You picked up a fat chick. Congrats.

 

[ManInBlack]

We get it dude. You picked up a fat chick. Congrats.

Have you ever considered becoming a missing person?

 

[HKfanboy]

Meh my version of "sexting" is:
Me - Whats goin on girlie
Her - Not much what you up to
Me - Thinkin you should come over here and get nekkid
Her - Ok see ya in 20
Me - 20 is cool

There no long and drawn out BS I dont need anymore material.
But congrats on the sex tho.

 

[ManInBlack]

Meh my version of "sexting" is:
Me - Whats goin on girlie
Her - Not much what you up to
Me - Thinkin you should come over here and get nekkid
Her - Ok see ya in 20
Me - 20 is cool

There no long and drawn out BS I dont need anymore material.
But congrats on the sex tho.

I hear that shit brotha! I do it every ONCE in a while because that shit gets me going sometimes im not gonna lie!

 

[HKfanboy]

I hear that shit brotha! I do it every ONCE in a while because that shit gets me going sometimes im not gonna lie!

I get it some girls love that shit. If it gets you then props to that. I dont think I could stand texting that much tho. I also have a "If it takes more than 4 texts then call me" policy. I think sometimes that it would have been awesome if texting came before calling. Think about it people would be "Fuck this texting shit. You can actually TALK now." The best thing about the texting thing is getting the great picture messages.