Why do we watch sports?

[ALBOB]

For the wrecks, of course...........

 

[ALBOB]

and..........

 

[ALBOB]

another...........

 

[ALBOB]

one more..............

 

[ALBOB]

OK, another..........

 

[ALBOB]

Almost done..........

 

[ALBOB]

That's about all I can stand so this is it..............

 

[Arnold]

OUCH!

 

[I Are Baboon]

You think any of those guys missed any playing time??

 

[stubb]

The broken shins are just plain foul!!!!!!!!!!

 

[epimetheus]

Ugh, you trying to scar me for life on the WL one?

Makes me hesitant to squat anything.

 

[irontime]

Those did not look like they tickled

 

[kuso]

Oh shyt

 

[lean_n_76er]

That's it for me! I'll stay a "couch player" from now on!

 

[digger1]

Those aren't the best thing to see first thing in the morning, on an empty stomach.

 

[Cookie]

we watch sports to get away from the women for a few hours.

 

[Markus]

Re tha weightlifter - I'll be doublechecking my spotter in future YEOCH

 

[synth]

We watch sports to kill time. Besides we watch the sport because we know that we'd never make it.

 

[FatB@STARD]

Thats it! I need Tivo. I missed all of those on TV. That sucks, you pay the bill for all the extra channels and you still miss the good stuff.

Anyways I watch sports because I'd be playing a sport if I was good enough to play any. I'm too slow for football, baseball, soccer, hockey, etc, etc. I'm too small for Sumo Wrestling (about 10lbs too small). When they make John Madden's football on playstation an olympic event, I'm bringing home the gold.

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by Cookie
we watch sports to get away from the women for a few hours.

Ha ha, that's exactly what I was going to say! We need something to tune our wives and girlfriends out so we don't become mindless zombies.

 

[I Are Baboon]

The news focuses on man's failures and shortcomings. Sports focuses on accomplishments and feats.

I stole that from someone. Not sure who though.

 

[w8lifter]

Originally posted by Cookie
we watch sports to get away from the women for a few hours.

This is why we allow you to watch sports. So you will leave us alone for a while!

 

[Arnold]

Originally posted by synth
Besides we watch the sport because we know that we'd never make it.

That's not true, at least not for me. I think that if I would have wanted to I could have went pro in a couple of sports, but I did not have the desire to devote my life to them. Of course now I wish I would have!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by w8lifter
This is why WE ALLOW YOU to watch sports.

As full of yourself as ever, I see.