Yes, I'm A Bad American

[Little Wing]

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by George Carlin
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I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your butt through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my butt off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution! . Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

an email from shae. i thought it was cool.

 

[maniclion]

That's definitely not George Carlin. For example, "and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money." George could give a fuck about God being on money, to him that's just wasted ink that could be used on more bills to disburse to the rest of us.

 

[maniclion]

Yes I am correct as usual King Friday, http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/dontblame.html

 

[Witmaster]

OK, well.... I like it. I could give a rat's ass whose name is attached to it. I LIKE it


























Oh... and if you DON'T like it....

 

[Big Smoothy]

Some good ones except for the "pray to their god when and where they want to."

I guess old flunkie Carlin, didn't study the Constitution much when he was in what...Jr. High.

He probably didn't get much further than that.

 

[Little Wing]

That's definitely not George Carlin. For example, "and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money." George could give a fuck about God being on money, to him that's just wasted ink that could be used on more bills to disburse to the rest of us.

lol. once again manic impresses me. i thought the god thing was kinda strange but assumed it was like "shut the fuck up n stop wimpering cuz it says god on a dollar or they say it in school, do something better w your time like talk to your kids about drugs... maybe they know where i can get some."

 

[Little Wing]

or i could have said


shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits

 

[Rich46yo]

Rocky that post was awsome. I see the usual flag burners are still here, spitting on their country..................Rich

 

[ZECH]

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=13299&highlight=bad+american
By Ted Nugent though!

 

[min0 lee]

He is back!