Your corny pick up lines

[Pitboss]

Lets see some original pick up lines. Not ones you have heard but ones you actually came up with.

A girl I worked with used to love mine. Corny as they were. But it becme a game for us. When I knew we were going to be working together I'd spend all morning thinking of something stupid top say.

This one always gets them laughing. Although no dates from it yet. Which I guess means women realy aren't looking for a guy with a sense of humor.

"Stop drop and roll, because you're on fire!"


Then this one....
"Before I die I want to meet your parents and thank them, no wait. When I die I want to thank God for creating YOU"

I know silly. But when I say it I mean it!!

 

[The Monkey Man]

^^^^^^^^^^

 

[GFR]

Never use a line in my life

 

[Flex]

Lets see some original pick up lines. Not ones you have heard but ones you actually came up with.

You're a funny, girl, I like you....

Dat's vhy I'm go-wing to keel you lahst.

 

[maniclion]

Howdy.

 

[LexusGS]

Lets see some original pick up lines. Not ones you have heard but ones you actually came up with.

A girl I worked with used to love mine. Corny as they were. But it becme a game for us. When I knew we were going to be working together I'd spend all morning thinking of something stupid top say.

This one always gets them laughing. Although no dates from it yet. Which I guess means women realy aren't looking for a guy with a sense of humor.

"Stop drop and roll, because you're on fire!"


Then this one....
"Before I die I want to meet your parents and thank them, no wait. When I die I want to thank God for creating YOU"

I know silly. But when I say it I mean it!!

dude. you are so funny.

 

[BigDyl]

Is you're dad a thief?


girl "why?"


Because he stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes...

 

[wetnwild]

Never use a line in my life

ture story??