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Your Favorite Quotes
- Thread starter god hand
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"ill be back" - arnold
"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
or
"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..."
or
"I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked if I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. I said, "I don't know... reelection to the Senate?"
or
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
all by -- Emo Philips --
I said, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
or
"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..."
or
"I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, I was asked if I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. I said, "I don't know... reelection to the Senate?"
or
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
all by -- Emo Philips --
"I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything but i'd really like to make love to you tonight"
Matt Stone
Matt Stone
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
-- George Best
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
-- Bill Hicks
-- George Best
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
-- Bill Hicks
god hand said:
wonder what kinda music you listen to
Where there is sorrow there is holy ground.
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me. I always feel that I must be wrong.
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.
I live in terror of not being misunderstood.
" Oscar Wild"
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me. I always feel that I must be wrong.
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.
I live in terror of not being misunderstood.
" Oscar Wild"
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
-- Albert Einstein
-- Albert Einstein
Morons repeat themselves....Min0 Lee..........
"I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied."
- Carrie on Sex and the City
*in the taxi*
Charlotte: And the guy wants to have anal sex. I don't want it. Its dirty. I'm not a hole!!!!
Carrie: I know honey.
taxi driver *to Carrie*: Hey lady, no smoking!
Carrie: Hey, we are talking up the butt here. A cigarette is in order.
Charlotte: And the guy wants to have anal sex. I don't want it. Its dirty. I'm not a hole!!!!
Carrie: I know honey.
taxi driver *to Carrie*: Hey lady, no smoking!
Carrie: Hey, we are talking up the butt here. A cigarette is in order.
- From Sex and the City
god hand said:
Your favorite quote comes from Hitler?! You're kidding, right?"Lay down no bounds to the things you can do..." Elvenking (metal band).
"Ich bin nicht sicher, mit welchen Waffen der dritte Weltkrieg ausgetragen wird, aber im vierten Weltkrieg werden sie mit Stöcken und Steinen kämpfen." Albert Einstein
That means: "I'm not sure which weapons will be used in the third world war, but in the fourth they fight with sticks and stones."
Fujiama said:
"Lay down no bounds to the things you can do..." Elvenking (metal band).
"Ich bin nicht sicher, mit welchen Waffen der dritte Weltkrieg ausgetragen wird, aber im vierten Weltkrieg werden sie mit Stöcken und Steinen kämpfen." Albert Einstein
That means: "I'm not sure which weapons will be used in the third world war, but in the fourth they fight with sticks and stones."
There many scumbags who have said memorable things...a good quote is a good quote.
Maybe you're right, but.....Hitler said it, so I can't really approve it...
Well you know, it's hard to explain... You just see the good quote. But I see the name first of all. And if you look at my "location" you'll see, I am from Germany. I've just grown up like that. At school you learn a houndred times how bad Hitler was, and that everything he did and he said was completely wrong. And of course on TV and in the newspaper you always see and read the same things. I always try to avoid this stupid way of thinking, but if I go out to the street and say "Hey yo, this quote of Hitler is a ingenious quote!" I will be burned at the stake. 
He was one evil bastard.....can't say that I would quote him in publicFujiama said:Well you know, it's hard to explain... You just see the good quote. But I see the name first of all. And if you look at my "location" you'll see, I am from Germany. I've just grown up like that. At school you learn a houndred times how bad Hitler was, and that everything he did and he said was completely wrong. And of course on TV and in the newspaper you always see and read the same things. I always try to avoid this stupid way of thinking, but if I go out to the street and say "Hey yo, this quote of Hitler is a ingenious quote!" I will be burned at the stake.
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
- Captain of the Titanic
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
- Richard Nixon
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
- John F. Kennedy
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
Ok I'm through
- Randy
- Randy
