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Vieope

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I was born.. beach, women, this and that and now I made this post at IM.

Actually just a single line would be great. :)

 
"kekekeke"
 
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is ForemanRules. I'm 38 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
 
ForemanRules said:
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is ForemanRules. I'm 38 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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:laugh:
 
I was born, life sucks, most people are too stupid exist, I will die soon.
 
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp, good beer.
 
Ouch.
 
Born....school and baseball......Introduced to good whiskey.....Went to junior college and played baseball, drank.....Joined the Army......kept drinking.....Finished college,and drank heavily....got a job....got married...now I drink more than ever......and now here I am.
 
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp another good beer.
 
My life...


Born
WAAAHHHH
True Story
PWNED!
How did you know about that?!?! :confused:
omfgpwned x 1000000
Death
 
BigDyl said:
Accelerate your life. :thumb:
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Isn't that the Navy Commercial?
Hmmm, I might be joining the military after all.
 
KelJu said:
:laugh:

Isn't that the Navy Commercial?
Hmmm, I might be joining the military after all.
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Yeah, I just heard it on the ride home tonight.


It doesn't make any sense if you think about it...
 
DOMS said:
Hey, at least I didn't vote you off of Foreman's Survivor IM, did I?
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True Story, because you secretly like me.
 
BigDyl said:
Yeah, I just heard it on the ride home tonight.


It doesn't make any sense if you think about it...
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If you join the Navy, you will do sooner than if you hadn't. It makes perfect sense....uhhhhhh :hmmm:
 
KelJu said:
If you join the Navy, you will do sooner than if you hadn't. It makes perfect sense....uhhhhhh :hmmm:
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If you accelerate your life, it sounds like you are going to die quicker for some reason. Like hurry up and die.


Although if you look at it from another perspective, by accelerating your life, you are slowing time down relative to other peoples lives, hence living a longer life. :shrug:
 
Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?
 
BigDyl said:
If you accelerate your life, it sounds like you are going to die quicker for some reason. Like hurry up and die.


Although if you look at it from another perspective, by accelerating your life, you are slowing time down relative to other peoples lives, hence living a longer life. :shrug:
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If you accelerate time around your life, keeping your life constant, you will slow down relative to life happening around you, and die later than sooner. If you accelerate your life keeping time constant, you will go faster, but live out your life sooner than later.


God damn it, thanks for reminding me that I am still a nerd, and even my lifting stats can't change that.
 
MyK said:
Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?
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I fucking love that quote from 12 monkeys. Can I but that in my sig for a while?
 
KelJu said:
I fucking love that quote from 12 monkeys. Can I but that in my sig for a while?
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NO!
 
"what a long strange trip it's been"
 
KelJu said:
I fucking love that quote from 12 monkeys. Can I but that in my sig for a while?
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god this guy is a fucking tool
 
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