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No problem.
Actually, the only thing she doesn't do perfectly is cook
. She's not bad at it, but of us two, I'm considered the chef. But wow, this girl's work ethic and her goals.. would you believe she's pre-med? Plus she can speak fluent Chinese and is really into our culture. Oh yeah, and she can dance (and not just in the club
).
It seems this is a popular thread. I'm glad I chose it to hijack.
Sorry for the confusion. I just felt like showing off my girl (who is not fatale).I thought that you were the one that Kentdog posted picture of.![]()
Sorry for the confusion. I just felt like showing off my girl (who is not fatale).
God bless you Kent, she is a knock out!Sorry for the confusion. I just felt like showing off my girl (who is not fatale).
talk about cholesterol and high blood pressure

Thanks for the recipe, DOMS, it actually sounds really good. Would extra virgin olive oil work in place of the vegetable oil?Make this, it's easy and one of the best tasting deserts you'll likely ever have:
Apples in Spun Syrup
Ingredients:
1 lb (500 g) firm, slightly tart apples
1 egg
3 1/2 oz or 11 tbsp (100 g) flour
2 cups (500 ml) vegetable oil for deep-frying; use about 4 1/2 oz (130 ml)
1/2 cup (125 g) rock sugar or granulated sugar
1 tbsp sesame oil
Directions:
Peel the apples and cut into diamond-shaped pieces or wedges. Mix the egg and flour into a batter. Coat the apple pieces with the batter.
Heat the oil in a wok to about 350oF (175oC), or until a sliver of ginger or a piece of green leaf sizzles when tossed into the oil. Add the apple pieces and deep-fry 1 minute or until the pieces float to the heat surface. Remove and drain well.
Pour all the oil out of the wok. Add 1 cup of boiling water and the rock sugar. Bring to a boil, them turn the heat to low and cook, stirring constantly, until the syrup spins a thread. Add the apple pieces. Turn and toss carefully so each piece is covered with the syrup. Remove and serve immediately, before the syrup hardens. Sprinkle with the sesame oil. Dip each piece of apple into a bowl of cold water to make it cool enough to eat.
Thanks for the recipe, DOMS, it actually sounds really good. Would extra virgin olive oil work in place of the vegetable oil?
Thanks for the recipe, DOMS, it actually sounds really good. Would extra virgin olive oil work in place of the vegetable oil?
Thanks a lot Mino! I know it sounds corny but I am so into her.God bless you Kent, she is a knock out!
We need a certain someone to take a picture of their butt to see if a racial profiling is correct..
Good man!That's not one to go subbing things. Eat and enjoy.
That's not corny at all, if she's as beutiful on the inside as she is on the outside I would say you should cherish her.Thanks a lot Mino! I know it sounds corny but I am so into her.
TrueThat's not one to go subbing things. Eat and enjoy.
I'll try it!Sure, but it's not going to turn that mess into a health food item.![]()
We need a certain someone to take a picture of their butt to see if a racial profiling is correct. Please.
can you repeat that again ..... I dont think one post is clear enough.....
Dude, my girl has an amazing butt! I wish I could post pictures but I don't think she'd be cool with that!We need a certain someone to take a picture of their butt to see if a racial profiling is correct.
can you repeat that again ..... I dont think one post is clear enough.....
We need a certain someone to take a picture of their butt to see if a racial profiling is correct.
Well why not, we all know your a stud.She wants me...

She is very caring! I know I am young but I have already given thought to our future together.That's not corny at all, if she's as beutiful on the inside as she is on the outside I would say you should cherish her.
...like she wants herpes.She wants me...
Good man!
Although, after you've had the real thing once or twice, I guess it would be okay to use extra virgin olive oil and Splenda instead.
Never.You'd cheat on your spouse...![]()