Do you eat p**sy?

[DOMS]

Oh, shit...

 

[fufu]

 

[min0 lee]

That's the short version, I had to get it in before this thread was over.

 

[fufu]

That's the short version, I had to get it in before this thread was over.

orly? :

 

[fUnc17]

maybe I didn't do it right, but it was a first time.......


but when you suk, your bound to inhale some curly pubes. True Story.

suck!!!!????? inhale!?!?

oh my god...

 

[viet_jon]

suck!!!!????? inhale!?!?

oh my god...

suck here

inhale is not meant to be taken literally. LIke someone saying, "wow, you inhaled that burger."

 

[Triple Threat]

I looked up, she was squirming and her eyes were rolling back.

Are you sure she wasn't having a convulsion?

 

[viet_jon]

LoL.............

could of been. Or she's a really good actor.

 

[min0 lee]

Are you sure she wasn't having a convulsion?

 

[DOMS]

Okay, I think I've figured out the problem.

Well, some girls, when they orgasm, let out a small poo nugget. Maybe he was eating her out and she "brown bearded" him?


...


That may have been too much.

 

[Little Wing]

not anymore.

 

[viet_jon]

Okay, I think I've figured out the problem.

Well, some girls, when they orgasm, let out a small poo nugget. Maybe he was eating her out and she "brown bearded" him?


...


That may have been too much.

if true, that might've turned me on.

 

[tucker01]

So then if you like the brown beard Toss her salad and skip that pussy altogether.

I am thinking you are gay more and more now.

 

[viet_jon]

It was a joke Iain. I would definatly not get turned on for having shit wiped over my face.


however, I do have many sexual dreams/desires for anal sex (with a girl of course). If that makes me gay, then that's that. I like what I like.

 

[viet_jon]

EWWWW!!!!!!!!!! I missed the toss salad part.

I'll pass up on that.

 

[BigPapaPump68]

Maybe your eating bad pussy? If it's the smell that bothers you, or to keep you more interested, there is this stuff put out by a company called "wet" get it in kiwi strawberry at your local drug store. And as for anal sex, it is very worth it for everyone to try. A quote from foreman "If she does not do anal sex, then she is 100% worthless"

 

[Triple Threat]

Something tells me viet jon will not be getting his red wings any time soon.

 

[BigPapaPump68]

The earning of a mans "red wings" are something that he should never forget.

 

[Seanp156]

Oh yes you are!

Yes it does!

Wow Jodi, you're awesome.... Yeah... if you don't eat pussy, you're a fag IMO...

 

[DOMS]

Do you even know what that means?

 

[viet_jon]

sorry i had to delete that. I made my self look dum.

but no I don't, I assumed what it was by reading the post. but now I know.


nvr heard of it before.

 

[DOMS]

sorry i had to delete that. I made my self look dum.

but no I don't, I assumed what it was by reading the post. but now I know.


nvr heard of it before.

It's when you eat a chick's snatch while she's on the rag.

 

[viet_jon]

yea i'm pussy eating newb, but no thankx!!

 

[DOMS]

Dude, it wasn't an offer.

 

[Tatyana]

So then if you like the brown beard Toss her salad and skip that pussy altogether.

I am thinking you are gay more and more now.

What exactly is toss the salad?

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[BigPapaPump68]

What exactly is toss the salad?

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T

licking an asshole.

 

[Tatyana]

Thanks

Ok now the penny has dropped

LOL

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[AnnaDTX]

a man that doesnt like eating snatch? dude, u should be studied.

 

[The Monkey Man]

What exactly is toss the salad?

Usually done in prison with Jelly or Syrup -

 

[The Monkey Man]

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