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Only a crazy fool like you would attempt a PR when they are not 100%.:laugh: Nice work DOMS but don't try to do to much too soon. Take it easy. :)

It was only 5 pounds! And I've only been off for a month or so. Plus, I'm feeling fine.
 
Testing the waters.

Well, my crotch seems to be feeling okay (no thanks to fufu). Thanks for all the well-wishing, guys! It means a lot to me!

I wanted to test my abdomen by doing some Back Squats. I didn't use any RIs.

Oh, and for no damn good reason, I went for a 1 rep PR (I usually do PRs in 4 or more reps).

Back Squats (x/x/x/x)
Bar @ 10
95 @ 5
115 @ 5
135 @ 5
185 @ 1
225 @ 1
265 @ 1 - PR


KW: recovery, testing
21/05/20007

Good shit!
 
Testing the waters.

Well, my crotch seems to be feeling okay (no thanks to fufu). Thanks for all the well-wishing, guys! It means a lot to me!

I wanted to test my abdomen by doing some Back Squats. I didn't use any RIs.

Oh, and for no damn good reason, I went for a 1 rep PR (I usually do PRs in 4 or more reps).

Back Squats (x/x/x/x)
Bar @ 10
95 @ 5
115 @ 5
135 @ 5
185 @ 1
225 @ 1
265 @ 1 - PR


KW: recovery, testing
21/05/20007

Typical DOMS. Off for a month, resting and recouperating from what could have been a serious threat to his lifting regime, and what's his first session back consist of???

Going for a PR on one of the more dangerous types of exersice....




:clapping: Well done sir. Good stuff.
 
Nice work, DOMS. Looks like you are back on track!
 
Awesome recovery my Friend, Excellent PR!!!
 
Typical DOMS. Off for a month, resting and recouperating from what could have been a serious threat to his lifting regime, and what's his first session back consist of???

Going for a PR on one of the more dangerous types of exersice....




:clapping: Well done sir. Good stuff.

In for a penny, in for a pound. :)

I'm going to try a full workout tonight.
 
You can never have too much Bloodninja.


Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the f**k?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k
 
LOL :laugh:

Great stuff....
 
My favorite Bloodninja:

sweet17 : Hi
Bloodninja : hello
Bloodninja : who is this?
sweet17 : just a someone?
Bloodninja : A someone I know?
sweet17 : nope
Bloodninja : Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17 : well sorrrrrry
sweet17 : I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja : why?
sweet17 : nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja : Hey wait a minute
sweet17 : yes?
Bloodninja : look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17 : paranoid?
Bloodninja : yes
sweet17 : of what?
sweet17 : me?
Bloodninja : No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17 : LOL
Bloodninja : Don't fucking laugh at me!
Bloodninja : This shit is serious!
sweet17 : What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja : The cops.
sweet17 : gimme a fucking break
Bloodninja : I'm serious.
sweet17 : I don't get it
Bloodninja : The cops are after me.
sweet17 : For what?
Bloodninja : I'm wanted in three states
sweet17 : For???
Bloodninja : It's kindof embarrasing.
Bloodninja : I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja : Hello?
sweet17 : You are fucking sick.
Bloodninja : Send me your picture.
sweet17 : why?
Bloodninja : so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17 : One of what?
Bloodninja : The cops.
sweet17 : I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja : Then send me your picture.
sweet17 : hold on
Bloodninja : Hurry up.
Bloodninja : Are you there?
Bloodninja : Fuck you, cop!
sweet17 : Hey sorry
sweet17 : I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja : I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja : When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja : Weren't you!?
sweet17 : thats not it
Bloodninja : Then what?
sweet17 : I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja : Most cops aren't
sweet17 : IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU ASSHOLE!
Bloodninja : Then send me the picture.
sweet17 : fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja : Just send it through here.
sweet17 : alright *PIC*
sweet17 : Did you get it?
Bloodninja : Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17 : That was me back in may
sweet17 : I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja : I hope so
sweet17 : what?!?
sweet17 : that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja : Did it?
sweet17 : Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja : Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17 : yes
Bloodninja : Alright let me find it.
sweet17 : kks
Bloodninja : Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17 : this isn't you.
Bloodninja : I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17 : You don't look like that.
Bloodninja : How the hell do you know?
sweet17 : cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja : The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja : I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17 : You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja : Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja : Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17 : Go fuck yourself
Bloodninja : I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja : Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17 : I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17 : You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17 : you hurt me.
Bloodninja : And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17 : I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja : Why would I do that?
sweet17 : I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja : I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17 : FUCK YOU!!!
Bloodninja : You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17 : You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE!
sweet17 : I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17 : and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja : Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : No you aren't
Bloodninja : You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja : HAARRRRR!
sweet17 : I'm done with you
Bloodninja : Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja : Wait a sec
Bloodninja : We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja : Wanna start over?
sweet17 : No
Bloodninja : I'll eat your kitty
sweet17 : You'll what?
Bloodninja : You heard me.
Bloodninja : I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17 : I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja : Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17 : I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja : Well I'm not like most men.
Bloodninja : I get excited in different ways.
sweet17 : Like what?
Bloodninja : Do you really wanna know?
sweet17 : I don't know
Bloodninja : You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17 : I'm afraid to
Bloodninja : Why?
sweet17 : cause
Bloodninja : cause why?
sweet17 : well lets see
sweet17 : you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17 : doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja : Nope
sweet17 : well its strange to me
Bloodninja : Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17 : I didn't say that
Bloodninja : So is that a yes?
sweet17 : I guess so.
Bloodninja : Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja : Are you willing?
sweet17 : What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja : I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17 : ???
Bloodninja : When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja : ok?
Bloodninja : Hello?
sweet17 : You can't be serious
Bloodninja : Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja : It's my fantasy.
sweet17 : this is retarded
Bloodninja : Do you want it or not?
sweet17 : Yes I want it.
Bloodninja : Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17 : sure
Bloodninja : Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja : I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja : You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja : I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja : I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17 : mmmm yeah
Bloodninja : uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17 : Har
Bloodninja : You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja : Your picture was really bad.
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja : Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Bloodninja : I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja : Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja : I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17 : mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja : I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder
Bloodninja : going limp
sweet17 : HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja : Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja : You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja : going limp
sweet17 : this is stupid
Bloodninja : ...still limp
Bloodninja : Do it!
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja : I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Bloodninja : I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja : I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17 : WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja : They stink really bad.
sweet17 : OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja : I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja : I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja : I ram it up your ass.
sweet17 : YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja : Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja : And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Bloodninja : I kick you in the face!
sweet17 : FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Bloodninja : The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja : Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja : ...going limp again.
Bloodninja : Hello?
Bloodninja : Say it!
Bloodninja : HAARRRRRR!!!!!
 
HIT, Day 1 (start over)

Game on!

I'm guessing that I've gotten over the bad mojo that fufu put on my crotch. So I went for it.

Well, I've definitely lost some strength. Or maybe, because this is HIT, I lost some endurance. Or both. :shrug:

This is the workout that I would have done a month ago. Just so that you guys don't think I'm a pussy, I added another set of Curls. Just kidding, I planned to do that anyway.

As I write this, I feel some tightness around my tea bag. I'll just have to wait a day or two and see how things play out.

As always, I have a functionally zero RI between sets of different exercises. I just take the time it takes to move to the next exercise. Which could be anywhere from 3 to 40 seconds. When it's the same exercise, I take a 10 second RI.

My tempo was unsteady. Some times I did the 4/1/2/1 and other times it was x/x/x/x.


Total Time: 6 minutes, 48 seconds

Pullover
70 @ 11

Dead-lift
235 @ 5

T-Bar Row
165 @ 4
165 @ 3
165 @ 2

Upright Rows
95 @ 6
95 @ 4

EZ Curl
50 @ 4
50 @ 3


KW: high intensity, injury
24/05/2007
 
DOMS why don't you lay off the HIT until you feel 100% again?
Your CNS takes a beating with HIT. Why not build yourself back up with longer RI's? I know you want to jump back in but you have to respect your body too. You have the rest of your life to lift weights- look at the big picture- it's hard to get anywhere if you keep getting injured...
 
Harrrrr! That's fucking hilarious!
 
DOMS why don't you lay off the HIT until you feel 100% again?
Your CNS takes a beating with HIT. Why not build yourself back up with longer RI's? I know you want to jump back in but you have to respect your body too. You have the rest of your life to lift weights- look at the big picture- it's hard to get anywhere if you keep getting injured...

It's the way I do things. At a twinge, and a bit of pain, I took an entire month off. Nothing. Nada. Zip.

So, I tested on Monday to see how I felt. You'll notice that I started with an empty bar and gradually worked the weight up. With no residual pain or problem of any sort.

Like I said, it's the way I am. When I face a challenge, it's all or nothing. :)

In all fairness, the only injury substantive injury that I've done to myself, was to pop a rib (sloppy form on RDLs during a superset). Every other injury I've had is tied to genetics or just plain bad luck (like the structural arthritis in my shoulder).

I do appreciate the word of caution. At this point I'm very aware of my body and I'm the look out for any real problems. It turns out that the tightness I felt was normal for a workout, I was just mildly freaking out. Right now I feel pretty damn good.
 
HIT, Day 1 (start over)

Game on!

I'm guessing that I've gotten over the bad mojo that fufu put on my crotch. So I went for it.

Well, I've definitely lost some strength. Or maybe, because this is HIT, I lost some endurance. Or both. :shrug:

This is the workout that I would have done a month ago. Just so that you guys don't think I'm a pussy, I added another set of Curls. Just kidding, I planned to do that anyway.

As I write this, I feel some tightness around my tea bag. I'll just have to wait a day or two and see how things play out.

As always, I have a functionally zero RI between sets of different exercises. I just take the time it takes to move to the next exercise. Which could be anywhere from 3 to 40 seconds. When it's the same exercise, I take a 10 second RI.

My tempo was unsteady. Some times I did the 4/1/2/1 and other times it was x/x/x/x.


Total Time: 6 minutes, 48 seconds

Pullover
70 @ 11

Dead-lift
235 @ 5

T-Bar Row
165 @ 4
165 @ 3
165 @ 2

Upright Rows
95 @ 6
95 @ 4

EZ Curl
50 @ 4
50 @ 3


KW: high intensity, injury
24/05/2007



Thats fucking insane dude. I am sweeting my ass off and breathing hard with a 2 minute rest in between every set. There is noway I could do your workout in that amount of time.
 
It's the way I do things. At a twinge, and a bit of pain, I took an entire month off. Nothing. Nada. Zip.

So, I tested on Monday to see how I felt. You'll notice that I started with an empty bar and gradually worked the weight up. With no residual pain or problem of any sort.

Like I said, it's the way I am. When I face a challenge, it's all or nothing. :)

In all fairness, the only injury substantive injury that I've done to myself, was to pop a rib (sloppy form on RDLs during a superset). Every other injury I've had is tied to genetics or just plain bad luck (like the structural arthritis in my shoulder).

I do appreciate the word of caution. At this point I'm very aware of my body and I'm the look out for any real problems. It turns out that the tightness I felt was normal for a workout, I was just mildly freaking out. Right now I feel pretty damn good.

:cool:
 
That's a great start! I always have a tough time the first HIT session trying to adjust the weights. Looks like you are pretty close right from go. :thumb:
 
How did that workout feel? Makes me wanna puke lookin at it!
 
HIT, Day 1 (start over)

Game on!

I'm guessing that I've gotten over the bad mojo that fufu put on my crotch. So I went for it.

Well, I've definitely lost some strength. Or maybe, because this is HIT, I lost some endurance. Or both. :shrug:

This is the workout that I would have done a month ago. Just so that you guys don't think I'm a pussy, I added another set of Curls. Just kidding, I planned to do that anyway.

As I write this, I feel some tightness around my tea bag. I'll just have to wait a day or two and see how things play out.

As always, I have a functionally zero RI between sets of different exercises. I just take the time it takes to move to the next exercise. Which could be anywhere from 3 to 40 seconds. When it's the same exercise, I take a 10 second RI.

My tempo was unsteady. Some times I did the 4/1/2/1 and other times it was x/x/x/x.


Total Time: 6 minutes, 48 seconds

Pullover
70 @ 11

Dead-lift
235 @ 5

T-Bar Row
165 @ 4
165 @ 3
165 @ 2

Upright Rows
95 @ 6
95 @ 4

EZ Curl
50 @ 4
50 @ 3


KW: high intensity, injury
24/05/2007

Back with a FUCKING bang! To take you're phrase "In for a penny, in for a pound", should read in for "In for a penny, in for Fort fucking Knox"

Damn nice job DOMS. I like the way you ride through the injury, I'd do the same. Maybe not the most sensible idea, but you go mad with too much time off, and you're the sort of guy who knows how much to push it.:thumb:
 
That's a great start! I always have a tough time the first HIT session trying to adjust the weights. Looks like you are pretty close right from go. :thumb:

Thanks, Pylon!

I just went with the workout that I'd planed to do a month ago. I didn't bother trying to adjust the weights to compensate for taking a month off.
 
How did that workout feel? Makes me wanna puke lookin at it!

Surprisingly not that bad. I didn't really overheat and start gasping for air. The only real negative is that I lost a rep or two per exercise.

I can't remember who it was, but someone here said they had to give up HIT after a couple of weeks because he threw-up after every workout.
 
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