So I got high and test drove some cars.

[KelJu]

So I test drove some cars.

A good buddy of mine called me up last night to ask me to come test drive cars because he is bored. I told him I was probably to high to test drive cars, but he said it would be more fun. I thought to myself "fuck it!"

So I got to the dealership and I had to pretend to be a customer, and my buddy would be pretending to try and make a sale. I had smoked 2 blunts crossing the bayway, so I was about at a 9.9 of 10 on the fuckedup-o-meter. The first car I saw was a 2008 jet black corvette. I said I wanted to test drive that one.

Now I would just like to say that I know I ran my mouth about the muscle cars being ghey and all that shit, but I guess it isn't until you actually get to floor the accelerator, and go from 0 to 60 in like 4 seconds. The adrenaline had me so pumped, that I thought I my head was going to explode.

Since I was pretending to be a customer, I had to have my credit run to see if I would be allowed financing. My credit is off the chain for someone my age. I got financing at 5% apr. Not bad. Now the part of me that allowed me to have nice credit to buy things is also the same thing that won't let me buy the car. Its a catch 22 really.

As soon as I get started in my career I am going to bu ya street bike. I keep having these dreams where I own one and I am just driving around mobile in my dreams but I am so happy in the dream. Then I wake up, and I realize that I don't actually own a street bike, so I'm all . But the dream made me smile so I guess its bittersweat.

Oh yeah, I was talking about cars. I test drove a bunch of other Mazdas on the lot , but they weren't shit compared to the vet.

 

[glassmouth]

A good buddy of mine called me up last night to ask me to come test drive cars because he is bored. I told him I was probably to high to test drive cars, but he said it would be more fun. I thought to myself "fuck it!"

So I got to the dealership and I had to pretend to be a customer, and my buddy would be pretending to try and make a sale. I had smoked 2 blunts crossing the bayway, so I was about at a 9.9 of 10 on the fuckedup-o-meter. The first car I saw was a 2008 jet black corvette. I said I wanted to test drive that one.

Now I would just like to say that I know I ran my mouth about the muscle cars being ghey and all that shit, but I guess it isn't until you actually get to floor the accelerator, and go from 0 to 60 in like 4 seconds. The adrenaline had me so pumped, that I thought I my head was going to explode.

Since I was pretending to be a customer, I had to have my credit run to see if I would be allowed financing. My credit is off the chain for someone my age. I got financing at 5% apr. Not bad. Now the part of me that allowed me to have nice credit to buy things is also the same thing that won't let me buy the car. Its a catch 22 really.

As soon as I get started in my career I am going to bu ya street bike. I keep having these dreams where I own one and I am just driving around mobile in my dreams but I am so happy in the dream. Then I wake up, and I realize that I don't actually own a street bike, so I'm all . But the dream made me smile so I guess its bittersweat.

Oh yeah, I was talking about cars. I test drove a bunch of other Mazdas on the lot , but they weren't shit compared to the vet.

How pathetic

 

[crazy_enough]

thats pretty sad man...I would not be one bit proud of pulling that shit...esp. at 24 yrs old!

However, I agree pushing that Vette to limits must have been INSANE!

 

[BoneCrusher]

AHHAHAHAHAHAAA brother K on a test drive.

YouTube Video

 

[KelJu]

thats pretty sad man...I would not be one bit proud of pulling that shit...esp. at 24 yrs old!

However, I agree pushing that Vette to limits must have been INSANE!

I drive better high than 95% of the population can sober.

 

[DOMS]

Mitsubishi Ecstasy

YouTube Video

 

[crazy_enough]

I drive better high than 95% of the population can sober.

U think u do. dont fool ureself.

I wont get into that. Its just plain stupid. Then again, its just MHO.

Im no saint. Not like Ive never done it. I was 17, thought I was the shit.
by 24, I had my thinking cap on tho. fuck man, just think about what would happen if u were to get caught, into a crash, hit someone, even just a small fender bender....esp. in the dealership/test drive situation. totally not worth it.

 

[BigDyl]

I test drove a viper a few years back.

 

[QuestionGuy]

wow.....is there a big L on your forehead.....if seen it so many times...idiots driving a car that they can not control but think they can...just recently a 16 year old kid who was high slammed into a van and he didnt even sustain a scratch..on the other side...3 babies and their mother died on the spot...only the father survived and he wishes he was dead......you are a pathetic looser and whats worse you are a 24 year old man who is thinks its fun to do that shit..............

 

[Brachiisaurus]

Kelju don't listen to these morons. They make all these assumptions, but they have never been with you or seen you.

Sounds hella awesome. You only live once. You may as well make it worthwhile instead of living a boring life as part of the machine like every other sheep.

 

[QuestionGuy]

Kelju don't listen to these morons. They make all these assumptions, but they have never been with you or seen you.

Sounds hella awesome. You only live once. You may as well make it worthwhile instead of living a boring life as part of the machine like every other sheep.

Im not a sheep im a sheep-dog.....the sheep don't like the sheep dogs because they have teeth like wolfs and sheep-dogs sometimes have to show their teeth so the sheep would behave...but when the wolfs come, the sheep always look up to the sheep-dog to make everything better..................................you are a freaking moron, maybe next time he gets high and drives a fast car maybe he can loose control because his reactionary systems are extremly slow and crash into your familly and kill them......hey but who cares! it's your family why the hell should I care, I don't know you...

 

[Brachiisaurus]

Im not a sheep im a sheep-dog.....the sheep don't like the sheep dogs because they have teeth like wolfs and sheep-dogs sometimes have to show their teeth so the sheep would behave...but when the wolfs come, the sheep always look up to the sheep-dog to make everything better..................................you are a freaking moron, maybe next time he gets high and drives a fast car maybe he can loose control because his reactionary systems are extremly slow and crash into your familly and kill them......hey but who cares! it's your family why the hell should I care, I don't know you...

Good analogy, but it still fails to take in account the fact that you have never met him or seen him drive. You have nothing to base your outlandish claims on.

Why are you so bitter?

When's the last time you heard of a car accident caused by a "High driver"???

Give me one instance.

You can't.

Kthx.

 

[tucker01]

Im not a sheep im a sheep-dog.....the sheep don't like the sheep dogs because they have teeth like wolfs and sheep-dogs sometimes have to show their teeth so the sheep would behave...but when the wolfs come, the sheep always look up to the sheep-dog to make everything better..................................you are a freaking moron, maybe next time he gets high and drives a fast car maybe he can loose control because his reactionary systems are extremly slow and crash into your familly and kill them......hey but who cares! it's your family why the hell should I care, I don't know you...

How is QuestionGirl and QuestionBaby doing?

 

[maniclion]

I don't drive high nor drunk, and I have never thought it would be a good idea....I may have driven with a very mild buzz but nothing that would impair my abilities. In fact I've probably been in more impaired states when driving home after working a really long hard day or waking up and not yet fully awake but climbing in the car to drive to work anyway.......

 

[KelJu]

Kelju don't listen to these morons. They make all these assumptions, but they have never been with you or seen you.

Sounds hella awesome. You only live once. You may as well make it worthwhile instead of living a boring life as part of the machine like every other sheep.

I know. IM was dead for the last few days and I was only trying to amuse people. I guess I failed miserably. But know this, I am more productive, functional, alert, strong, and happy when I'm high.

How many of you work 70 hours this week,and still made it to the gym 5 of the days, while maintaining the strictest eating habits I have ever maintained. Yes, I was high every fucking second of it. If you read my journal, I have been high every fucking minute of almost everyday. Other than the fact it is a $50.00 a week habit, I think pot is the best fucking thing since sliced bread. All of my mental blocks are starting to go away. I have been reading books in the few hours each day I have after I get home from the gym about NLP and learning how to change my habits when I see a negative habit.

Now, realize that every second of this I am high. I am doing more than anybody I know. I am a machine. Plus, I had the self discipline to not smoke one fucking time during this last semester which was the toughest semester of my entire life, and made great grades. Now I reward myself by turning some of my unneeded mental facilities off, and turning others on.



Was was the point of all of this? Here is the point. If you have facts about pot other than the governments lame ass one sided statistics, I'm all ears. Jodi pointed out research about estrogen increase. Well, maybe yes or maybe no, I haven't read the study yet. But to make the allegation that pot is dumb, bad, or evil is absurd, and shows your ignorance.

Have you driven high? Have you ridden with me high?

 

[Brachiisaurus]

I know. IM was dead for the last few days and I was only trying to amuse people. I guess I failed miserably. But know this, I am more productive, functional, alert, strong, and happy when I'm high.

How many of you work 70 hours this week,and still made it to the gym 5 of the days, while maintaining the strictest eating habits I have ever maintained. Yes, I was high every fucking second of it. If you read my journal, I have been high every fucking minute of almost everyday. Other than the fact it is a $50.00 a week habit, I think pot is the best fucking thing since sliced bread. All of my mental blocks are starting to go away. I have been reading books in the few hours each day I have after I get home from the gym about NLP and learning how to change my habits when I see a negative habit.

Now, realize that every second of this I am high. I am doing more than anybody I know. I am a machine. Plus, I had the self discipline to not smoke one fucking time during this last semester which was the toughest semester of my entire life, and made great grades. Now I reward myself by turning some of my unneeded mental facilities off, and turning others on.



Was was the point of all of this? Here is the point. If you have facts about pot other than the governments lame ass one sided statistics, I'm all ears. Jodi pointed out research about estrogen increase. Well, maybe yes or maybe no, I haven't read the study yet. But to make the allegation that pot is dumb, bad, or evil is absurd, and shows your ignorance.

Have you driven high? Have you ridden with me high?

Yes dude yes!!
That's what i said. They totally haven't driven with you high.

You could be like fuckin' kenny wayne sheppard.
that Racer.

dude!

 

[mboylan86]

I drive better high than 95% of the population can sober.

yeah sure bud,

its people like you that THINK they can drive brilliant that fuck up the whole time, i'd had enough near misses with fucks like you

 

[Double D]

I still like ya KJ!

 

[Double D]

 

[KelJu]

Bah, I don't care. I can't change anyone's preconceived notions, and this thread turned out far from funny or amusing. Oh well, I tried.

 

[goob]

I've driven high, and not. Fuck it, i've even driven drunk. Not proud, but heyho, a mis-spent youth.

Now, i thought that i was a better driver high, slower and safer, i even thought my reactions were not that bad. However, after stopping getting high, i realised how untrue this was. There is not a huge difference, but i'm definately a superior driver when sober.

Tests were done a while ago on a car tv show (forget the name), where a group of drivers tested different drugs out, coke, alcohol, weed.

As it happend, alcohol was the worse, followed by coke, but the weed drivers (regular smokers) were the slowest reacting of the lot, and co-ordination was pretty bad. They all were very confident and thought they did well too.

 

[KelJu]

I saw that show, and it was so fake it was wasn't even funny. The pot smokers were giggleing and running over cones. They weren't even trying to run the coarse correctly. Can anybody say Hawthorne effect?

 

[MCx2]

I've driven high, and not. Fuck it, i've even driven drunk. Not proud, but heyho, a mis-spent youth.

Now, i thought that i was a better driver high, slower and safer, i even thought my reactions were not that bad. However, after stopping getting high, i realised how untrue this was. There is not a huge difference, but i'm definately a superior driver when sober.

Tests were done a while ago on a car tv show (forget the name), where a group of drivers tested different drugs out, coke, alcohol, weed.

As it happend, alcohol was the worse, followed by coke, but the weed drivers (regular smokers) were the slowest reacting of the lot, and co-ordination was pretty bad. They all were very confident and thought they did well too.

People on coke had poor reaction times? I'm calling shenanigans on that test.

 

[Goodfella9783]

I saw that show, and it was so fake it was wasn't even funny. The pot smokers were giggleing and running over cones. They weren't even trying to run the coarse correctly. Can anybody say Hawthorne effect?

As much as I'm against driving blazed or cocked, he's probably right. I wouldn't rely on those type of shows at all. I can picture the drunk guy hitting on the female instructor on the show with slurred speech and then pissing in a corner somewhere or something. They over exaggerate a little bit.

I've driven high and drunk and I actually thought driving high was harder, or at least it seemed that way. Those were the high school days though and I realize they were dumb as hell. I've been in drunken wrecks (me not driving), had friends die in alcohol related crashes and I don't think any of it is worth it. I even offer to be the designated driver now and don't mind resisting alcohol to make sure everyone has a legit ride. Unfortunately a lot of my friends don't feel the same way and still drive while under the influence of everything under the sun.

 

[Brachiisaurus]

I've driven high, and not. Fuck it, i've even driven drunk. Not proud, but heyho, a mis-spent youth.

Now, i thought that i was a better driver high, slower and safer, i even thought my reactions were not that bad. However, after stopping getting high, i realised how untrue this was. There is not a huge difference, but i'm definately a superior driver when sober.

Tests were done a while ago on a car tv show (forget the name), where a group of drivers tested different drugs out, coke, alcohol, weed.

As it happend, alcohol was the worse, followed by coke, but the weed drivers (regular smokers) were the slowest reacting of the lot, and co-ordination was pretty bad. They all were very confident and thought they did well too.

Well since it was on T.v. I'm sure it was 100% real and truthful.

 

[Goodfella9783]

Well since it was on T.v. I'm sure it was 100% real and truthful.

I'm sure the goal of the show was to obviously deter people from driving on drugs & alcohol. Had the results been different, I'm sure they wouldn't have put it on TV. Different people also react differently to substances also. But by the way KelJu described the giggling and shit, it seems ridiculous. I admit I'd have to see it to make a real judgement. I'm just stating opinion. Are there any youtube links?

 

[Brachiisaurus]

I'm sure the goal of the show was to obviously deter people from driving on drugs & alcohol. Had the results been different, I'm sure they wouldn't have put it on TV. Different people also react differently to substances also. But by the way KelJu described the giggling and shit, it seems ridiculous. I admit I'd have to see it to make a real judgement. I'm just stating opinion. Are there any youtube links?

Yea, that show was no doubt sponsored by some crap party or group that was trying to push there agenda for one reason or another.

 

[KelJu]

People on coke had poor reaction times? I'm calling shenanigans on that test.

Its just typical propaganda for ratings. I wouldn't be surprised if the creators got a huge grant from the government to make that show.

People on coke had slower reaction time, bahahaha. First of all, the pharmacology of coke and crystal meth is 1 molecule different than that of ritalin and adarol. Both medications are used to treat... drum roll plz...dadadadadadadadadadadadadadada... attention deficit disorder.

Anybody who has taken adarol, ritalin, and crystal meth, knows that the difference between the chemicals in the brain is minimal. Coke has more of an effect on dopamine which gives you that happy feeling, but none the less is a neural stimulate which increases reaction time, heart rate, metabolism, alertness, and energy level.

The show just lost all credibility.

Now all of you none illegal drug users, your choice to not do drugs is commendable and respectable. But, by doing so, you lack any real life experience with them, plus I seriously doubt you have ever done any real research about the drugs. Going to some anti drug site to research drugs is like seeking fitness advice from someone who has never worked out.


Also, just for education purposes, I thought many of you might be interested to know that pot is not a neural depressant like everyone has been taught. Pot is a hallucinogenic. If you ever take a psychology class, or any college level non biased class that covers drugs in detail, you will learn why it is a hallucinogenic. It is a neural stimulate by nature with hallucinogenic effects. When categorizing drugs, even if they are a stimulate, hallucinogenics are put into their own category. Psylocybian (shrooms), LSD (Acid), mescaline, peyote, etc get their own category because of their effect on perception. All non perception altering stimulates go in the regular stimulate category. Neural depressants of coarse go in depressants.

People think pot is a depressant, because people have a predisposed disposition towards being lazy. If you think something is going to make you lazy, odds are it will make you lazy. If you are told pot will make you stupid, you will probably act stupid. I have seen this effect many times by smoking with different types of sub cultures or groups. When I smoked with black dudes, they are layed back and just chilled out. They don't say much and kind of have a coolness about them. I have smoked with immature high school kids who giggle, act stupid, say dumb shit, etc. I have smoked with other gym rat friends on the way to the gym and had some of the best workouts of my life. I have friends who just want to go walking through the woods or get high on hiking trips because there new perception allows them to see the beauty of nature in a new way.

I want biological, chemical, factual evidence that shows pot slows reaction time. I'm not talking about letting some dumb fuck that has never smoked pot before, get in a car when they know they are suppose to fuck up and drive around. I want to see someone who has been smoking for at least a year get into a car and drive around like they don't want the police to catch them. Then you have a teal life situation that could be observed.

My fucking god people, use your brains. You can't pollute the data by letting people know that they are being observed. Mount a hidden camera into a stoner's car and study their driving habits after they smoked.

But then again, few people are interested in the truth. Its too bad. I just don't understand why someone would stay willfully ignorant about a topic that is of such huge importance. Drugs are here to stay my friends. They are not going anywhere. It would be wise to at least educate yourself so that you can attack the problem of drug abuse rather than spout off nonsense that you heard from who the fuck ever.

 

[DOMS]

But then again, few people are interested in the truth. Its too bad. I just don't understand why someone would stay willfully ignorant about a topic that is of such huge importance.

It quite simple: drugs cause an excessive change in perception and/or motor abilities by altering your bodies chemistry, possibly with long-term ramifications.

Growing up poor and having nothing, I came to value my mind. Simply because it's something that I could invest in and not have to worry about someone stealing.

So, I said no to shit like drugs a long time ago.

Yeah, I've tried them a couple of times for the experience, but that ended there. The body has a hard enough time growing old without throwing unneeded chemicals into the mix.

I think that some people may need them, but for most, it's nothing more than a crutch for those that can't deal with life.

 

[BoneCrusher]

Brother K we need a poll .... "should pot be legalized?" ... with no fence ridding options. Yes or no answer.

Or wait ...
yes and I do or I have smoked.
no and I do or I have smoked.

yes and I do not and have never smoked.
no and I do not and have never smoked.

Private poll of course ... people might be more inclined to be honest if they know no-one will discover their secrets. The total aggregate of yes and no answers form both experienced pot smokers and those who have ever smoked at all can then be combined to see a better composition of the final yes and no results.