ripped up ashoole

[danny81]

alright well. ive been eaating a lot of fiber to lose weight for wrestling so that means alot of shitting. nd thta aso means a lot of wiping. well ater a while it started ripping my asshole and now i strat bleeding there when ever i wipe. how cna i heal it?

 

[MCx2]

Oh dear god.

This should be good.

 

[Twigz]

Aloe vera, get some soft TP that has some in it also. Its like puffs plus for your arse

 

[danzik17]

Am I the only one who had the immediate thought of "damn, must have been caught with those razors by the police and been thrown in jail" upon seeing the thread and author?

 

[danzik17]

Now as actual advice, go buy baby wipes. No, I'm not kidding - the aloe will help soothe the cuts and they won't cause further tearing.

 

[Twigz]

I though of saying "stop swollowing the razors" but I held my tongue.

then you came along and .....

 

[danny81]

i was expecting someone sying stop taking it up the ass or something btw thanks danzick il look that shit up

 

[Twigz]

Danzik! What the hell i get no love.....

 

[DOMS]

I though of saying "stop swollowing the razors" but I held my tongue.

I was going to say that he's been hiding his razors in the wrong orifice.

 

[danny81]

oo i thought u weren joking lo. i thought it woud sting or sometihng. thnks twigz

 

[min0 lee]

Now as actual advice, go buy baby wipes. No, I'm not kidding - the aloe will help soothe the cuts and they won't cause further tearing.

So would my spit.

 

[Mista]

.. and i stopped eating dinner.so now this is my diet. breakfast ceareal
lunch small salad no dressing
post workout 1 graham cracker sheet with peanut butter

How much fiber can be in that?

 

[HialeahChico305]

So would my spit.

wow lol

 

[HialeahChico305]

alright well. ive been eaating a lot of fiber to lose weight for wrestling so that means alot of shitting. nd thta aso means a lot of wiping. well ater a while it started ripping my asshole and now i strat bleeding there when ever i wipe. how cna i heal it?

ok young man...........what really happend?

 

[P-funk]

baby wipes work very well on a diaper rash. i would use those.

 

[TrojanMan60563]

I would add more fats to your diet...I find that when I eat too much fiber and not enough oils I have a harder time going..make sure you drink plenty of water too...fiber can stop you up if you don't drink a LOT of water.

 

[Gordo]

Used it on both my kids, works great.

The thread title is tempting, but I'll take the high road

 

[danny81]

How much fiber can be in that?

rasin bran. also i take fiber supps

 

[borat]

From what Ive read of this guys posts, he so full of shit this might actually be a good thing.