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Make up my pick-up lines, and I will use them!
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I just joined the Army and I'm shipping out to basic training tomorrow. I need to practice my terrain navigation skills. Let me explore your prairies and valleys and I'll send you a souvenir.
damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai."
Be careful with those lines, especially the ones mino posted. Some are (at least where I"m from) quite popular. That said...
"Why did you invite all these people? I thought it was just gonna be the two of us!"
"I've lost my puppy, but i think he ran into a cheap motel room across the street, can you help me?"
"I've lost my puppy, but i think he ran into a cheap motel room across the street, can you help me?"
lol
Butt licker and milk dribbler aside you could get real and say something like... "Hi, : ) I don't really know a lot of people here and don't have anyone to talk to. I didn't see you talking to anyone so I wondered if we could talk? : )" If they say something like, "I'm waiting for someone" or alike... "OK
: ) is anything changes I'm ____. : )"
: ) is anything changes I'm ____. : )"
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Yeah, I think kejlu is after girls over 12 years old......
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Sorry, but all of the material I am studying says this line is terrible. This line violates at least 3 or 4 major rules of attraction.
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roflmao
That's a good one.
How bout:
My tongue would like to show you all the tricks he learned at ice cream licking school.
ummm.....did danny help you out with that line?
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I guess I'm busted. I'm going to go out and find some books and stuff right now.
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Aah, no. Who's Danny?
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And now, for my next magic trick ...
I'll tickle your thighs with my ears. (I've actually used this one. It worked.)
I'll tickle your thighs with my ears. (I've actually used this one. It worked.)
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virgin alert
True Story! I admit the truth of the matter that I would be a virgin right now had I not been in the right friend circle a few years ago. The funny part is I didn't realize it at the time. I thought she liked me for me. Now I know she was just fucking me because of my socal status at the time.
Damn, if all those people hadn't flucnked out of college and turned into losers I would go look them up. High status social circle > looks and pick-up abilities.
