Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

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He must have a tough penis in order to not get splinters..... and I thought my dogs were bad.

Strange & Unusual - Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table when police questioned him.

He confirmed to police the incidents caught on the DVDs and said he had also had sex with the table inside the home.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He is free on a $20,000 bond.

Arthur Price

 

[Little Wing]

thank you Matthew McConaughey



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[The Gentleman]

I'm assuming his deck is in his front yard or visible from bordering neighbors' yards. You gotta ask yourself, what kind of neighbor watches a guy indulge in sexual acts in his house, grabs a video camera, and tapes aformentioned guy having his way with his table for 3 DVDs worth of material?

At least this guy wasn't running around raping jack-o-lanterns on Halloween or stuffing Santa's inflatable stockings during Christmas. As long as this guy isn't a child rapist (or kiddie porn aficionado) I say register him as a sex offender and put him on probation with a nice soft couch and a Best of Barry White CD.

 

[fufu]

Who fucks a table?

 

[The Gentleman]

Who fucks a table?

The real question is who doesn't fuck tables? You may find yourself in the minority here fufu. As you can tell from Little Wing's post eveyone's doing it, even Matthew McConaughey. Before him I think Dave Chapelle had a helping hand in making it the craze that it is today. I believe it started with couches...

 

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The truth about Math..

 

[maniclion]

The real question is who doesn't fuck tables? You may find yourself in the minority here fufu. As you can tell from Little Wing's post eveyone's doing it, even Matthew McConaughey. Before him I think Dave Chapelle had a helping hand in making it the craze that it is today. I believe it started with couches...

Dave Attell admitted to rolling over on his couch and slipping it between the cusions, when he withdrew and blew his load on the coffee table he saw a dime and an m&m stuck to the tip.....and yes he ate the m&m............Not the first time I've heard of such a thing happening, one of the guys in my childhood neighborhood told us when his parents left home he'd bust out the saran wrap and baby oil, make a pocket where the cusions of the back of the couch seperated and go doggy style on his couch......plus their is a thread on this forum where our own Vieope admits to screwing pillows....

IKEA is a whorehouse....

Why do you think they call it Bed, Bath and Beyond...yeah beyond means a lot more....

 

[FitnessRubber]

Why do you think they call it Bed, Bath and Beyond...yeah beyond means a lot more....

So much what I'd been thinkin'

 

[Little Wing]

The truth about Math..

you're good.

 

[KelJu]

I'm assuming his deck is in his front yard or visible from bordering neighbors' yards. You gotta ask yourself, what kind of neighbor watches a guy indulge in sexual acts in his house, grabs a video camera, and tapes aformentioned guy having his way with his table for 3 DVDs worth of material?

I would. I would laugh my ass off, call all of my friends to come over and watch, and yes I would video tape it. That must have been the funniest shit ever.

 

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you're good.

He's doing penis pushups.

 

[Plateau_Max]

You'd think a grown man would just buy a pocket pussy. They're not all that expensive. And he could still go outside with it if he needed to... hahaha.

Honestly I think $20,000 is excessive for a guy just pleasuring himself on his own property. It doesn't seem like he was doing it specifically to be seen by his neighbors, just that he really liked his table hahahahaha

 

[Crono1000]

damn, I wanna see this table!

 

[YSK]

one question why?

 

[soxmuscle]

one question why?

You're telling me you've never gotten a hard on as you walked by a purty table before?

 

[maniclion]

one question why?

Because it didn't want to cuddle afterwards...

 

[The Gentleman]

one question why?

It was on all fours asking for it and offered him a sandwich after...