Watching the inauguration and I just noticed something...

[Dale Mabry]

Barack Obama is black. You would figure they would have mentioned this once or twice prior.

 

[largepkg]

Nah, he's Muslim but I can understand your confusion.

 

[Chubby]

He just happens to be black. It is not his fault that he is black. Why people are making big deal about it?

 

[MeatZatk]

wait a minute.....we have a black president now!?!

 

[busyLivin]

wait a minute.....we have a black president now!?!

impossible, something must be wrong your TVs.

 

[PreMier]

He just happens to be black. It is not his fault that he is black. Why people are making big deal about it?

its a joke you fuckin retard

 

[min0 lee]

He's BI-Racial!

 

[busyLivin]

I thought he was post-racial?

 

[DOMS]

He just happens to be black. It is not his fault that he is black. Why people are making big deal about it?

. ..

 

[DOMS]

He's BI-Racial!

Obama is "Bi"? I didn't know that...

 

[busyLivin]

.

LMAO! How did I miss that?

 

[DOMS]

LMAO! How did I miss that?

In its simplicity, it almost outdoes anything that I've ever said about blacks.

 

[min0 lee]

Obama is "Bi"? I didn't know that...

You know at first for some reason I thought he was.....here's a slim black man with manners about him...no cocky swagger....

 

[min0 lee]

. ..

Well that may not answer your question about his nationality but it sure does make it clear he's not black.

 

[min0 lee]

I thought he was post-racial?

I googled it....what does that mean?

 

[Splash Log]

Why does his blackness trump his whiteness?

Too me he is just another white guy running the country.

 

[DOMS]

Why does his blackness trump his whiteness?

Because he looks black, not white.

That, and every black in this country had an orgasm when he won the election. And, the new agencies have touted him as the first "African American" president.

 

[Chubby]

its a joke you fuckin retard

It is good idea to use this to indicate that you are joking.

 

[busyLivin]

I googled it....what does that mean?

never heard him referred to as the "post-racial" candidate?

 

[TBAR]

Nah, he's Muslim but I can understand your confusion.

+1

I'm still not convinced he's a natural born citizen either!

 

[min0 lee]

never heard him referred to as the "post-racial" candidate?

Maybe...but I never put much mind into it.

 

[KelJu]

It is times like these that I wonder just how fucking dumb the American population is.

 

[DOMS]

It is times like these that I wonder just how fucking dumb the American population is.

We're going to find out over the next four years.

 

[lucifuge]

We're going to find out over the next four years.

although it'll probably be the next eight years

 

[min0 lee]

Heading for History - FOXNews.com

 

[min0 lee]

I, for one, welcome our new funky presidential overlord....
He does seem sensitive to the cold if you noticed..

 

[min0 lee]

 

[min0 lee]

Are they using her hat as an antenna?

 

[min0 lee]

From the Daily show.The final credits for Bush's presidency.

Written and directed by: Karl Rove

Cast in Order of Appearance:
Decider - George W. Bush
Actual President - Richard Cheney
Mr. Cheney's Attempts at Human Emotion by - Industrial Light & Magic
Decider's Wife - Laura Bush
Decider's Actual Wife - Condoleezza Rice

The Supreme Court
John Roberts
Samuel Alito
Clarence Thomas
Antonin Scalia
Anthony Kennedy
William Rehnquist
Sandra Day O'Connor
...and some other people who don't matter

Prop Master - Gen. Colin Powell
Evildoer - Osama bin Laden
Mr. Bin Laden's Stand-in - Saddam Hussein

Canadian PM- IanDanial

Guantanamo Detainees - [censored by order of the Department of Homeland Security]

Heckuva-Job Doer - Mike Brown

Best Boy - Gen. David Patraeus
Worst Boy - Richard Clarke

Iraq Location Team
Second Unit Director - Donald Rumsfeld
Location Scout - Paul Wolfowitz
Iraq Extras Casting - Pal Bremer
Additional Material by - Ahmad Chalabi
Abu Ghraib Sequences Directed by - Donald Rumsfeld A few bad apples
Guantanamo bay Sequences Directed by - Dick Cheney a few other bad apples
John Bolton's Mustache Wrangler - John Bolton

Unit Publicists -
Sean Hannity
Steve Doocy
Bill O'Reilly
Brian Kilmeade
Greta Van Susteren
Glenn Back

Cheerleaders-
Busylivin
Brogers
Bio-chem
Clemson

Undercover CIA Agent - Valerie Plume Ooops...sorry. Forget we mentioned it.

Stenographer - Judith Miller

Scapegoat provided by - I. Lewis Libby

Shrapnel Collector - Harry Whittington

Reporters -
Stretch
Super-stretch
Little Stretch
Hammy
Slick
Tiny
Ox
Moose
Helen Thomas
min0 lee

Coalition of the Willing -
England
Austrailia
Estonia
Lithuania
Slovakia
Tonga

Coalition of the Unwilling -
Everybody Else

Pooty-poot - Vladmir Putin

Executive Boob Coverer - John Ashcroft

Rich Uncle Pennybags - Henry Paulson

Chief of Stuff - Joshua Bolten

The Truth Squad -
Ari Fleischer
Scott McClellen
Dana Perino
Tony Snow

Traitor-Bonecrusher

Sweat Hog (Uncredited) - Scott McClellan

Fluffer- Texanta

Key Grip - Lynndie England

Promotional Considerations Paid by - Haliburton
Additional Dialogue - Roger Ailes
Gaffer - Douglas Feith

Songs
"I (don't recall) Remembering to Recall"
WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY
Alberto Gonzales

"Let the Eagle Soar"
WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY
John Ashcroft

"I am the Decider"
WRITTEN BY
Karl Rove
PERFORMED BY
George W. Bush

SOUNDTRACK AVAILABLE:
Inside your head for the rest of your life

Mr. Bush's suits courtesy of BOTANY 5000

Mr. Cheney's suits courtesy of the Filipino women locked in his basement

BOTCHED ON LOCATION IN WASHINGTON, IRAQ, and NEW ORLEANS

SPECIAL THANKS TO: TallCall annd the 537 confused elderly voters in Florida

 

[freakinhuge]

very funny