Tanning Beds

[ROID]

I find that I enjoy masterbation in public tanning beds.

 

[IronAddict]

I find that I enjoy masterbation in public tanning beds.

 

[ecco]

I find that I enjoy masterbation in public tanning beds.

You should open up your on Tanning business and call it:
Tan Bed and Lotion

 

[ROID]

You should open up your on Tanning business and call it:
Tan Bed and Lotion

I've thought about it but i'm afraid it would take all the excitment out of my fantasies and people might think i'm ga-yay.

 

[Rocco32]

Are YOU the reason I keep slipping and sliding all over the place when I go tan?!? Haha.

 

[ROID]

Don't worry; i'm "sterile".

I like the black dress. I believe i've found some new material.

 

[Rocco32]

Knock yourself out...that's my ex lol.

 

[ROID]

you'll have that.

For some reason i thought it was some kind of newlywed deal.

Maybe you should try slightly over weight , uneducated women with stretch marks and at least 2 children under 6 yrs old. It's really not that bad. Their kinda freaky.

6 pack ~ 135 - 145 lbs.

12 pack ~ 146 - 155 lbs.

The next phase of research I will conduct experiments of specimens 156lbs and above. Probably gonna have to use the combination of liquor and xanax to undertake such a challenge.

Remember: adjust formula relative to height. Above formula is for women under 66 inches.

 

[AKIRA]

IVe jerked off in many tanning beds actually.

 

[Hench]

Never tried it, but having a hard gym session, a joint and then hitting the tanning beds is one of the best feelings there is!!

 

[KelJu]

You guys are serious? roflcopter!

I guess you are naked and you have lotion so it makes sense guys would think time to jack it. I don't use lube, so the idea has never crossed my mind.

 

[ROID]

lube is for pansies. I rough ride it. I like the friction.

 

[maniclion]

Try it while getting a Spray Tan it drives the girl crazy.....

 

[IronAddict]

Try it while getting a Spray Tan it drives the girl crazy.....

 

[lnvanry]

I've never yanked it in a tanning bed...but I've definitely had sex in them...and it was very uncomfortable, but hey, sometimes you just gotta run with it

 

[ROID]

I done it again

 

[IronAddict]

If there is a super fine chick working the shop let her walk in on you next time, who knows what pleasures you may encounter. At least that's how the plot goes in most pornos.

 

[lola1182]

wow.. people really do that??? LAST thing on my mind in one of those..

 

[ROID]

If there is a super fine chick working the shop let her walk in on you next time, who knows what pleasures you may encounter. At least that's how the plot goes in most pornos.

We'll just say that "she" is "fine". No one has to know the truth.

 

[IronAddict]

We'll just say that "she" is "fine". No one has to know the truth.

"okie" "dokie", dior.

 

[Jodi]

Did you know many tanning places use illegal cameras? I know of 3 tanning places that were caught and shutdown.

 

[maniclion]

I was working on a design for a Rotisserie Tanning Bed, I figured one end of the skewer in the mouth with a mouth piece to bite on and the other end looked far too uncomfortable for most people so I abandoned the drawings, but I think I may have found potential clients in gay men who jerk it while tanning, I'd just have to change the skewer adapter ends to dildos on both sides and it's money.......

 

[ROID]

Did you know many tanning places use illegal cameras? I know of 3 tanning places that were caught and shutdown.

HA. The only way that they could make it any better is if they let my grand mother watch