The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!

[theCaptn']

Werd Willp, Gear it up with JayV, Roids and me........we need to get as jerked and tan as possible by late Spring for coldies at the jacuzzi.....I think the gear might help my shoulder and joints as well.......win win situation

looks like I got a new job on the upandup - gonna require a full medical, so prob good thing Im not geared. Gonna be working underground at this gold mine, got this fully decked out gym there and swimming pool! Gives me some more time to sort some gear out - none of the fkers will stealth it here, fk customs worse than gestapo.

dam dems, hit this broad around the corner last night. rocked up and she's on the couch in her nurses uni, unbuttoned surrounded by toys. Said help yourself to beers in the fridge, take a seat and programe the show.

No big muff like willp likes it, nice and smooth, start her on the small buzzer, work her up to this industrial fkg jackhammer. Got too much so I pound her one, let loose over all her titties and she's scoops it up and guzzles the lot.

drink a few more beers, hump her one more time then she says she has work early in the morn so I take my cue and fk off home. In bed by nine, sweet dreams

 

[Tesla]

Supp shaft gobblers,
Gears can't get here fast enough.........I'm weak as fuck from this goddamm Flu.........almost 2 weeks of this effin' Flu/Cold BS has all my energy drained

Anyway.......Hopefully the gym and all it's New Year's resolutioners will be calmed down by the time I start hittin' it heavy again.

Guess I'll hit the store and start stockin' up steak and chicken for the freezer........If I remember correctly from way back in the day, I was an eating effin' machine while geared on Test.

My chick left me this Peppermint lickety lube stuff that's suppose to get hot as fuck when they suck your cock and jerk ya........she says she'll be pissed if I break into it before she comes back next weekend......I kinda wanna LHJO with it and see what all the hype is about.......she brings over this pink pussy combo ass thing that looks like a fleshlight and all this lube and shit and expects me to not touch any of it til she comes back....WTF .......She used to work in one of those sex shops a while back is what she told me



Edit: Nice work, Jakell....

 

[theCaptn']

damn ponyshow, advice is do the crime and beg forgiveness later - Id be LHJO all over that shit!

 

[Tesla]

Werd J............It's funny that most of us Degens ask questions on here that we already know the anwers to.

 

[sprayherup]

hey Al, has your AARP hooked you up with some good antiflu drugs?

 

[Tesla]

hey Al, has your AARP hooked you up with some good antiflu drugs?

 

[Tesla]

YouTube Video

Willp and Dubs are probably the only ones that know wasssup here!!!!


Gotta love The Cobra!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sprayherup]

lol is he burning a blunt?

 

[Tesla]

Certainly looks like it!!


I miss Mad Dog and The Cobra.

 

[JDub]

Willp and Dubs are probably the only ones that know wasssup here!!!!


Gotta love The Cobra!!!!!!!!!!

Is that the homey from the Pirates who threw a no-no on acid? My friggin hero.


...and now, because it's my thing lately (no time for posting, work crushing soul) here is another random hottie. Lets go with a stoner theme this time...

 

[theCaptn']

Yeah, thats all good dubs. personally I like a little monkey.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

YouTube Video

Willp and Dubs are probably the only ones that know wasssup here!!!!


Gotta love The Cobra!!!!!!!!!!

I remember The Cobra. I believe he preferred coke to blunts. I can remember being at a game after he'd already jetted for the Reds. We were kids and our dad took us...we were in the outfield right behind him and some DRUNK mug in front of us was railing on him all night, funny as hell.

Some vendor was like "Ice cold Coke here!!!" and the drunk dude was like "Cocaine...that man right there!!!" and "Parking, you effin' BUM!!!". Sp, the Cobra did like he was scratching his back and flipped dude off w/o even turning around. Funny stuff.

Back when he was a Buc they used to put a Cobra image up in the lightboard. They'd play this cool snake charming Arabian sounding music on the keyboard during. Good memories. Speaking of Buc legends, I met Phil Garner once. Spent the weekend at a rich friend of my brother's. While there we went to some social party and Garner was there. I was prob like 7 or 8 and approached his ass for an autograph. He was cool and did it.

 

[Vance]

Sup bitches?!

Was gonna put some Chapelle up in this bitch but gotta wait until I have 25 posts before I post links.

Nice to find it's a new year and Jake is still a not-big. Good to know some things in life you can rely on...

 

[theCaptn']

Sup bitches?!

Was gonna put some Chapelle up in this bitch but gotta wait until I have 25 posts before I post links.

Nice to find it's a new year and Jake is still a not-big. Good to know some things in life you can rely on...

Yeah, such a lofty goal to attain too. NeoVar anyone?

 

[Vance]

Weren't you on about cycling now anyways? I'm starting a cycle next Thursday if that helps.

GICH!

 

[theCaptn']

Weren't you on about cycling now anyways? I'm starting a cycle next Thursday if that helps.

GICH!

im cycling LHJO with RHJO . . sharing is caring my man!

 

[Tesla]

I remember The Cobra. I believe he preferred coke to blunts. I can remember being at a game after he'd already jetted for the Reds. We were kids and our dad took us...we were in the outfield right behind him and some DRUNK mug in front of us was railing on him all night, funny as hell.

Some vendor was like "Ice cold Coke here!!!" and the drunk dude was like "Cocaine...that man right there!!!" and "Parking, you effin' BUM!!!". Sp, the Cobra did like he was scratching his back and flipped dude off w/o even turning around. Funny stuff.

Back when he was a Buc they used to put a Cobra image up in the lightboard. They'd play this cool snake charming Arabian sounding music on the keyboard during. Good memories. Speaking of Buc legends, I met Phil Garner once. Spent the weekend at a rich friend of my brother's. While there we went to some social party and Garner was there. I was prob like 7 or 8 and approached his ass for an autograph. He was cool and did it.

Nice!!!!!!!!


Garner and Foli were solid up the middle!!!!!!!!

 

[NiagaraBalls]

Yeah, my older brother spotted him and dared me to do it so I was like okay. "Hey, are you Phil Garner?" LOL. Mug prob wasn't expecting it at some rich folks party. Wish I knew where that autograph was today.

Another funny Buc story, I was good friends w/ a black kid and we were always getting into shit at his house when we were like 12-14.

He had an older brother, 17, who was the resident bad influence who could always get us booze and weed. Their dad ran a night club and was always out til all hours and their mom worked out of town, so their place was party central.

My mom assumed his dad was a lot more straight laced than he was so it was cool for me to hang out there all weekend most of the time. My friend would jack a bunch of money from the club's petty cash (somehow not locked up, just in an office, wtf?) and we'd get pizza, cigs, weed, cab rides wherever, etc.

Anyway, his brother was a serious pimp and was always taggin' something. The one night he and some of his friends were there and were on the phone w/ Stargell's daughter talking about sneaking over to his house.

I can still remember like it was yesterday him saying "I wanna go but that mufukkah would bust us effin' his daughter and come out swingin' a bat!!! Eff that!". Still cracks me up. Needless to say, they didn't go. Pops was a big mug and I bet that swing could do some damage!

 

[theCaptn']

You must be outta hghUp, braah

 

[NiagaraBalls]

im outta everrrything. Things are gonna be tight for a couple of months. I may have to pull a smash and grab @ GNC soon.

In my teens we used to steal the sht out of things at this one GNC in the hood. They had a super old white guy working there alone so I'm sure it wasn't the first or last time things got jacked from that store.

This one time my friend was sporting one of those M1A flight jackets and stuffed a big ass Gainer's Fuel into it. It was way too obvious but the guy was clueless. I yanked one of those old school mineral succinate formula's from Champion's Metabolol line. That thing was terrible. Tabs that were uncoated and scraped the throat all the way down whether you put 'em down w/ water or or whatever. Stuff was brutal.

 

[sprayherup]

Baseball had a lot of notbigs playing in the 80's.

So any of you homos dealing with the new years resolutions crowds at your gyms?

Not me, it's like a ghost town in that bitch. Which is fine with me. I think they come in earlier though after work. I go in around 9.

You can tell they were there though. The plates aren't racked, and you see 25's and 10's on the bars for benching. lol

Fags.

 

[independent]

Baseball had a lot of notbigs playing in the 80's.

So any of you homos dealing with the new years resolutions crowds at your gyms?

Not me, it's like a ghost town in that bitch. Which is fine with me. I think they come in earlier though after work. I go in around 9.

You can tell they were there though. The plates aren't racked, and you see 25's and 10's on the bars for benching. lol

Fags.

Yea we have a bunch of them now too. At least there was this new hottie, fuck she had a hot little ass. Shes got an ass like a 10 year old boy. I could probably palm that ass in one hand. Had my lady give me a bj while thinking of that ass.

 

[sprayherup]

Nice!! Not much trim at my gym. It sucks.

I think all the trim goes there after work so by the time I go they're long gone, at home with a dildo shoved in their box before going to sleep.

Sluts.

 

[SilentBob187]

So any of you homos dealing with the new years resolutions crowds at your gyms?

I can't stand it brah. It's like these retards have never heard of racking weight or sum10. I can't train after work anymore because everything in the gym is in use. The Curl Rack, the Curl Benches, even the Curl Chair, they're all in use. Dems evening doing standing room only curls! Madness!

I could go in there and start hitting it hard with my not-big status during peak hours and scare all the resolutionists into leaving.

 

[sprayherup]

And these fucktards put on the plates with the labels facing outwards.

 

[SilentBob187]

And these fucktards put on the plates with the labels facing outwards.

I've got stoopid weights at my gym. They're rubber coated, round, and have a bunch of holes in them.

Best I've seen has been random clips on some of the Hammer Strength Machines and Smith Machine.

 

[NiagaraBalls]

I've barely been able to get there lately w/ all the crazy snow we've had. My car had a huge drift behind it and it's a RWD so not great in the snow anyway. Been having to hit up dbells at home. Pretty limiting. The gf's car is dug out but it's like pulling teeth getting her to go.

 

[sprayherup]

I've got stoopid weights at my gym. They're rubber coated, round, and have a bunch of holes in them.

Best I've seen has been random clips on some of the Hammer Strength Machines and Smith Machine.

LOL!!! No way!! That's the funniest shit I've heard of.

 

[sprayherup]

So I'm going on a date tonight. Seems like a nice girl, have a few things in common and all that bullshit.

Should I still cialis it up? lol

 

[NiagaraBalls]

So I'm going on a date tonight. Seems like a nice girl, have a few things in common and all that bullshit.

Should I still cialis it up? lol

That better be rhetorical.