Top Ten Country Western Songs

[Arnold]

Top Ten Country Western Songs:

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

---- And the Number One Country & Western song is??????

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

 

[DOMS]

Western and country are two of the genres that I don't really listen to very often.

So I haven't listened to much, but my favourite song is: Lala Song Player - You Ain't Much Fun by Toby Keith

 

[min0 lee]

Top Ten Country Western Songs:

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

---- And the Number One Country & Western song is??????

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

Being the city slicker that I am and yall have to pardon my ignorance...but are these real songs?

 

[KelJu]

No David Allen Coe? Wtf!

Here guys go, the greatest county music song of all times. I sand this by the camp fire many o' nights.

 

[Dark Geared God]

No.4

 

[maniclion]

Best Country music Title of all time: My dog has fleas (he prob'ly gottem from me)

 

[KelJu]

Did someone remove my link?

Come on guys the song is a joke. David's drummer was black, and the song was about a story his drummer had told him after he fucked the dude's white wife.

 

[Dark Geared God]

what link?

 

[KelJu]

Dailymotion - David Allan Coe Nigger Fucker - a Music video

 

[Dark Geared God]

hahaha