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Describe Your Wildest Sexual Fantasies - Be Honest!

That should be a softcore movie, directed by littlewing and staring the welder.
 
:welldone:

What a vivid imagination, LW!!
 
l Lw what a turn on..... im rolling over and going to sleep...just wow....:jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit:
 
My fantasy is to work at a Female Correctional facility like my hero Sanesloot.

2 am Orgies with horny gangsta bitches sounds nice.
CUM WHERE IM AT ...there is alot of men thinking their women that will treat you special....:callme:
 
lol @ notBig pussy boys :clapping:
 
I basically saw and heard someone else's, and I have been in awe every since.
My first roommate when I first went to college was the God of pussy. This dude banged every top tier woman around.

One day a chick that I had been lusting over came to our house. She goes in the bedroom fucks my roommates brains out. She comes out of the bedroom, washed our dished, cleans up around the house, and then leaves never to return.

That is my all time fantasy. To have smoken hot chicks come over, fuck my brains out, clean the apartment, and then leave never to return.
 
i basically saw and heard someone else's, and i have been in awe every since.
My first roommate when i first went to college was the god of pussy. This dude banged every top tier woman around.

One day a chick that i had been lusting over came to our house. She goes in the bedroom fucks my roommates brains out. She comes out of the bedroom, washed our dished, cleans up around the house, and then leaves never to return.

That is my all time fantasy. To have smoken hot chicks come over, fuck my brains out, clean the apartment, and then leave never to return.
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i basically saw and heard someone else's, and i have been in awe every since.
My first roommate when i first went to college was the god of pussy. This dude banged every top tier woman around.

One day a chick that i had been lusting over came to our house. She goes in the bedroom fucks my roommates brains out. She comes out of the bedroom, washed our dished, cleans up around the house, and then leaves never to return.

That is my all time fantasy. To have smoken hot chicks come over, fuck my brains out, clean the apartment, and then leave never to return.
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If pitman is really at a correctional facility, I guess his fantasy is to have sex without being on the receiving end.

I didn't know they let you have the internets in the big house anyhoo.
 
That is my all time fantasy. To have smoken hot chicks come over, fuck my brains out, clean the apartment, and then leave never to return.

Thanks for the business idea. :thumb: $$$$$
 
If pitman is really at a correctional facility, I guess his fantasy is to have sex without being on the receiving end.

I didn't know they let you have the internets in the big house anyhoo.
sex you dont have to be on the recieving end dumb fuck the pen is loaded with gay guys that do whatever you want.. yes there is internet in here thats where im trying to learn how to use these computers , everyone here has to get an education and even get their ged before sum can even get out..i might even call your house out the blue sumday trying to get you to donate money to an organization..:thumb:
 
sex you dont have to be on the recieving end dumb fuck the pen is loaded with gay guys that do whatever you want.. yes there is internet in here thats where im trying to learn how to use these computers , everyone here has to get an education and even get their ged before sum can even get out..i might even call your house out the blue sumday trying to get you to donate money to an organization..:thumb:

Holy shit! That was halfway coherent! :thumb: That GED class is starting to pay off. Oh and....... I'll be waiting by the phone! :callme: :hair:

BTW, I didn't know that sex with a pitbull could get you sent to the pen?
 
rahass elite member of fuckin the dogs ? you always pop up shit bout pitbulls are you one of them jelous guys that your mom or wife dont think your man enuff to own ? i feel real bad for ya ,you probably have a cocker poopoo....
 
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Holy shit! That was halfway coherent! :thumb: That GED class is starting to pay off. Oh and....... I'll be waiting by the phone! :callme: :hair:

BTW, I didn't know that sex with a pitbull could get you sent to the pen?
no sex with pitbulls dont put you in the pin. it's gang bangin , acting like a thug and shooting peeps that get you locked up.. you know the ones you fantasize bout.... and i dont do the phone solicitating bull shit no more !!!!! they say i get pissed off and out of control on the phones..but hey fuck them instead of putting up stupid fuckin advertisements on the internet i fuck with you..and oh yes i see peeps that were supposed to get out years ago cannot, because they cant pass their GED and we only do the shit for michigan..anyhoo...
 
Thanks for the business idea. :thumb: $$$$$

Hey, your right. If prostitution were legal, the black market price on pussy would fall. Then I could my pipes and my apartment cleaned in one phone call.

Somebody needs to think of a good business name and a slogan.
 
The Viking

Vikings have attacked my village and a number of them are now secured in a dungeon. One in particular is quite captivating... muscular, savage. Makes me have these strange fluttering feelings between my virgin thighs. I take pity on him, hate seeing such a magnificent creature chained. My father wants me to marry this dweeby little nerd but I have other ideas. If I can make this Viking well and seduce him I will lose my marriageability.

I start coming to the dungeon at night and tending his wounds. He's not aware at first because his injuries are so bad and seeing and touching his body while I tend him is unexpectedly exciting. His muscular arms, hard stomach... He is beautiful but ugh, needs a bath. I bring fresh clothes and warm water the second night gently clean his body after I change his bandages. He is aware of me but in a dream like state not fully conscious. My village is full of puny little fancy boys. This man beneath my touch is far different his legs are like oaks... I feel my body responding to the sight and feel of him and think my plan is going to be a lot more fun fulfilling than I had at first thought.

The third night he is awake. I come with food and drink. He realizes it is me that has bandaged him and watches me intently as I check his injuries and change bandages. His chains prevent him eating properly and I hold the food to his mouth. He falls back into a semi conscious state it seems and I bend forward and kiss him lightly. I open his shirt and undo his pants... explore his body with my hands. My heart is racing and my face is flushed but there's no way I'm marrying pussy boy so I tentatively touch his sex. He starts to harden beneath my hand and I'm so focused on what I'm doing I don't realize he's opened his eyes and is watching me. I move my fingertips over his cock feeling the soft skin stretch over hardening muscle. I wrap my hand around and begin to squeeze and caress. My breath catches in my throat and I jump and look up into his face when his hips thrust up to press his cock harder against my hand. I resist the urge to run away in embarrassment and quickly realize he likes what I'm doing. I move my hand in rhythm with his thrusting... I stand up shaking, uncertain what to do next. I'm afraid my next move could ruin my whole plan as I fish in my pockets for the key... He's free but luckily with more on his mind than escape. In one swift catlike motion he rises to position himself above me pushes my skirt clear and buries himself inside me. I cry out in pain and surprise and his eyes register an understanding that this is my first time he begins to move inside me slowly and pain turns to unbelievable pleasure. He opens my blouse and sucks a nipple between his lips grazing it lightly with his teeth. His thrusts become harder as my moans reveal my desire for more. He stops and pulls me to my feet as he rises, turns me around and enters me from behind as we're both standing. He reaches across my hip and slies his hand down my belly and rubs my clit as his strokes become deeper more urgent. His other hand covering my left breast pinching a nipple. It feel So good and I forget everything... my plan, my fear, the dungeon. All that exists is his cock inside me, the fire in my body, the sounds of his pleasure. My very first orgasm rips through me as I feel a warmth erupt inside me and his cock jumps and spasms again and again. We lay spent for a few moment then life begins anew. I'm a prisoner on a Viking sailing vessel his fire still glowing in my belly as my village and those not big pussy boys fade away behind us.


The beauty of this one is it has 100 variations. Sometimes he's chained standing up and I torture him with my mouth or me and my evil sister have fun teasing and playing with all the horny Vikings...

Have you always fantasized about taking on a whole football team?
 
Hey, your right. If prostitution were legal, the black market price on pussy would fall. Then I could my pipes and my apartment cleaned in one phone call.

Somebody needs to think of a good business name and a slogan.

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