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Pube Shaving

girls will suck smooth balls but if you shave all your pubes we think you're trying to make your dick look bigger. leave some pubic hair.
 
My balls are hairy now only because I have been fat and depressed for the past year or so.
 
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Yeah, I guess this is stuff you would know about in your community of transgenders. Thanks for adding more repulsiveness to a generally repulsive hetro thread with your homo insight of homo smooth butt homage.
 
My balls are hairy now only because I have been fat and depressed for the past year or so.


depression sucks. sorry :( but yea grooming doesn't seem to matter as much when your spirit is in the dumps.
 
I trim first...then shave (mach 3), but I don't shave the entire shabang...maybe about 70% of it.

When I don't trim first, it seems to fill the blades up to quickly and takes me like 10min to get the job done...plus it kind seems to "pull" the hair out when it long, which sucks :(
 
Through trial and error i agree.

I think the sac skin gets grabbed in the Electric because its so loose.

Anyway, ladies....A neatly cropped, manicured Triangle is so much more visually appealing. Clean shaven chicks just remind me of some pre-pubescent, school nymph lolita. Theres trully something magical about the triangle.

meh, I don't mind some bush...but you can say goodbye to any oral sex away if its not bald.
 
As said before... But in my words... Trimmed is good but short and prickly is VERY bad! Don't be a prickly prick.

Yep, don't trim too short. I like around 1/4" spacer on my clippers, sometimes I use a comb, free hand, and plain old scissors.
 
Through trial and error i agree.

I think the sac skin gets grabbed in the Electric because its so loose.

Anyway, ladies....A neatly cropped, manicured Triangle is so much more visually appealing. Clean shaven chicks just remind me of some pre-pubescent, school nymph lolita. Theres trully something magical about the triangle.
Did you just use my Ogre picture as your avatar?
 
Use the kiddie scissors with blunt tip, I tried hair shears and jabbed my inner thigh so from then on it was safety first......

Just make sure you don't walk into the store and tell the clerk "Where are the kiddie scissors, I need them to trim my pubic hair...."
 
My balls are hairy now only because I have been fat and depressed for the past year or so.

:finger: now young man, thats no excuse to have hairy nuts.
 
girls will suck smooth balls but if you shave all your pubes we think you're trying to make your dick look bigger. leave some pubic hair.

Your like the coolest mom ever you know that?
 
Your like the coolest mom ever you know that?

i think i'm an ok mom but sex has been a tough area. i want to give honest information that will really help them but my son said the other day the second he had a girl say lets do it he will have his clothes off in two seconds unless she's ugly. he's 12, 13 in july. we had to have the safe sex talk so i explained too how you can get herpes from oral sex and about how you can cut a condom open and use that to have a barrier between the girls vagina and your tongue.... later he said he's never done oral sex to a girl but he already knows he loves it. it scares me the information is encouraging sex... i don't think nailing him in his room is that cool but i'm thinking about it.

last summer it was a girl pressuring him and him not wanting to so we were walking down the street with me explaining how he could make a horny little girl happy without actually having sex by using his hand and how to do that. you do your best and think all the time i hope this is the right thing i hope i'm not fucking up... it's friggin scary how sexualized young kids are the little girls here are like 30 year old women. i buy more video games n stuff and try to keep him home more in sneaky ways like that. burnign tons of movies and series he will like. he just watched 3 virginity preserving seasons of Kung Fu... :dont:
 
Do you guys stretch out the scrotum to shave it?

Kind of a mix of squeezing the balls and stretching the skin taut...
 
Yeah, I guess this is stuff you would know about in your community of transgenders. Thanks for adding more repulsiveness to a generally repulsive hetro thread with your homo insight of homo smooth butt homage.

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Your self assessment is quite accurate. Kudos for knowing thy self.

Hey, don't give me any grief...I'm not the one talking about shaving my balls here, ladies.:shrug:
 
i think i'm an ok mom but sex has been a tough area. i want to give honest information that will really help them but my son said the other day the second he had a girl say lets do it he will have his clothes off in two seconds unless she's ugly. he's 12, 13 in july. we had to have the safe sex talk so i explained too how you can get herpes from oral sex and about how you can cut a condom open and use that to have a barrier between the girls vagina and your tongue.... later he said he's never done oral sex to a girl but he already knows he loves it. it scares me the information is encouraging sex... i don't think nailing him in his room is that cool but i'm thinking about it.

last summer it was a girl pressuring him and him not wanting to so we were walking down the street with me explaining how he could make a horny little girl happy without actually having sex by using his hand and how to do that. you do your best and think all the time i hope this is the right thing i hope i'm not fucking up... it's friggin scary how sexualized young kids are the little girls here are like 30 year old women. i buy more video games n stuff and try to keep him home more in sneaky ways like that. burnign tons of movies and series he will like. he just watched 3 virginity preserving seasons of Kung Fu... :dont:
holy shit. if my mom taught me how to finger bang a girl i would be scared for life. especially at 12. I had an open door policy to talk with my parents about everything, but never got into that detail. lol. cutting a condom open to make a barrier for oral? wow, i just learned something. I'm a firm believer that because each child is different, they need to be taught different. what works for one kid won't work for another. as the parent you are in the best place to make that choice. the most important thing is tell him your views on sex. and what you want his views to be. if you want him to wait, tell him that, and tell him why. that will have more impact than you will ever realize. IMO teaching him how to bang a girl is giving him permission to go do just that. and if he says "i wanna try out something my mom taught me" well, thats a whole nother can of worms. good luck
 
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Hey, don't give me any grief...I'm not the one talking about shaving my balls here, ladies.:shrug:

If shaving balls increases copulation rate and/or increase in blow jobs, it is a perfectly hetero activity to me.
 
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Am I the only one who thinks this is a contradiction? :hmmm:

Don't worry DaMayor's been confused on that issue ever since his last date with Min0 who told him "Just like belly buttons some girls have innies and some outies down there..."
 
holy shit. if my mom taught me how to finger bang a girl i would be scared for life. especially at 12. I had an open door policy to talk with my parents about everything, but never got into that detail. lol. cutting a condom open to make a barrier for oral? wow, i just learned something. I'm a firm believer that because each child is different, they need to be taught different. what works for one kid won't work for another. as the parent you are in the best place to make that choice. the most important thing is tell him your views on sex. and what you want his views to be. if you want him to wait, tell him that, and tell him why. that will have more impact than you will ever realize. IMO teaching him how to bang a girl is giving him permission to go do just that. and if he says "i wanna try out something my mom taught me" well, thats a whole nother can of worms. good luck

finger bang is not what i described and trust me he knows i want him to wait and not even digitally penetrate the girl. the clitoris is an external organ. you have to temper your desire for your child to remain innocent with the knowledge there's making out going on and boob play and "grinding"... things can get out of hand... unfortunately reality isn't what i'd like it to be it's what is likely... the next best thing to no sex is masturbating each other in a way that preserves virginity. however, if hormones push it past there i want him to have the information he needs to protect his health.
 
..... if hormones push it past there i want him to have the information he needs to protect his health.
And keep you off the Granny list a little while longer.....
 
finger bang is not what i described and trust me he knows i want him to wait and not even digitally penetrate the girl. the clitoris is an external organ. you have to temper your desire for your child to remain innocent with the knowledge there's making out going on and boob play and "grinding"... things can get out of hand... unfortunately reality isn't what i'd like it to be it's what is likely... the next best thing to no sex is masturbating each other in a way that preserves virginity. however, if hormones push it past there i want him to have the information he needs to protect his health.

lol. like i said parents know best for their own. im sure the word clitoris has never been spoken between my parents and I. despite the fact that there is some very crazy shit going on with some very young kids, it is still very possible to wait to have sex. plenty out there are doing it. I wish you and your kid the best of luck dealing with this issue
 
You guys ever nick your Sack when trimming with a pair of clippers? I bled like a stuck pig.

I too enjoy a nice manicured, symmetrical look.
Yep, It's much more dangerous to go over your nuts with clippers than a razor. It's smooth sailing for my boys.
 
lol. like i said parents know best for their own. im sure the word clitoris has never been spoken between my parents and I. despite the fact that there is some very crazy shit going on with some very young kids, it is still very possible to wait to have sex. plenty out there are doing it. I wish you and your kid the best of luck dealing with this issue

last summer i caught him lecturing the little girl trying to get him to have sex, saying she was too young etc asking if she was going to be that way when she grew up. i was very proud. these girls are pressuring him to do things he's not ready for so there was a lot of wait, wait dear god please wait talk but some advice as to how to feed the lion without taking his clothes off... i considered saying film her arguments and give the clip to her dad, but i think he doesn't want to get them killed. i wish me luck too.
 
And keep you off the Granny list a little while longer.....

i want grandkids so bad but not yet.

Tess gave me nightmares one day, she was talking to her boyfriend about the fear of childbirth the pain etc and i started having this dream where i had her at the drs and she was pregnant and wanted the baby out with no pain so they were talking about a cesarean... i was terrified and she comes in my room and woke me up and told me she made Todd cry saying she didn't want to have kids yet, she was scared of the pain and he suggested a cesarean :thinking: in that house you couldn't even hear someone yelling to you from upstairs and i have hearing loss too, so i couldn't have heard them.
 
lol... really?

yes. it might have been a mistake letting her be there when her brother was born. she was ready to turn 6 and it was a pretty easy delivery but she said she remembers a lot of screaming. :nerd:
 
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