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Lawl. I love The Onion. Unfourtanately, that one is a true story because it's about me. This also eliminates me.
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Lawl. I love The Onion. Unfourtanately, that one is a true story because it's about me. This also eliminates me.
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I'm with ya on that one man
My girlfriend got the orchids and butterflies on her mid right side of her back in rememberance of her Grandfather who raised orchids, she always remembers spending time with him in the back yard making little clay pots and watching the butterflies hover from orchid to orchid, she also has an orchid on her ankle... I have 2 a tribal mask emblem a friend did mixing symbolism from each of the cultures of my heritage, part german, french, african, cherokee, celtic and texan....on the other is an abstract lion head I drew....I plan on getting a heraldic rampant lion on one forearm and an Oriental influenced rampant lion on the other....In Hawaii it's just part of the culture to get tats, respected members of society have tats out here, I see cops with full sleeves, business men with tats on forearms...
Well that settles it. Akira won't have sex with your girlfriend ever again
Japanese women with large color tats on the outer portion on their backs and rib cage are sexy as hell to me...and I'm not just saying that because of my girlfriend, I think the color and silky texture of their skin makes a stunning eye catcher....
Werd... fucking skanks
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All it looks like to me is an attention whore.
No offense to your girl, but if the memory of her grandfather's love for orchids is fading so much that she needs a tattoo for a reminder, yes, it sounds like a silly reason to me.
Take a picture, film a vid, paint a portrait...but why show it everywhere she goes? Ah shit, its on her back so she cant see most of it without a mirror. Ok, well its not a reminder.
I am not being harsh to be specifically mean to YOU but the point of my stance has to have zero tolerance.
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I know this thread is about turn offs, but this tattoo shit is a turn off for me with people in general.
People used to get tats from being in the military and it wasnt something fucking fancy, just a platoon symbol or number. Something simple. But nowadays, dont act like you dont see people doing this shit for attention, a trend, an egotistical way to be a star in their own sky. And they always have a specific reason for it thinking its a genuine enough reason to justify having it on them forever. But Ive heard the stories before and Ive hardly been impressed.
Now, youd be damn lucky to find a person who doesnt have one. Whats even more rare, is to find a person that has no shit on their skin and instead of saying "i dont have a tat cuz i cant find something i want yet" they just simply say "i dont need it." Thats a turn on and I dont think anyone in here wouldnt fuck someone who didnt have a tattoo, but some people in here may actually not want to fuck someone with with a tattoo.
People used to get tats from being in the military and it wasnt something fucking fancy, just a platoon symbol or number. Something simple. But nowadays, dont act like you dont see people doing this shit for attention, a trend, an egotistical way to be a star in their own sky. And they always have a specific reason for it thinking its a genuine enough reason to justify having it on them forever. But Ive heard the stories before and Ive hardly been impressed.
Now, youd be damn lucky to find a person who doesnt have one. Whats even more rare, is to find a person that has no shit on their skin and instead of saying "i dont have a tat cuz i cant find something i want yet" they just simply say "i dont need it." Thats a turn on and I dont think anyone in here wouldnt fuck someone who didnt have a tattoo, but some people in here may actually not want to fuck someone with with a tattoo.
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P.S. I don't have ANY of my tats to impress you, and don't care what you think.
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Keep your eye on the ball here. Think about how many people have tats. Think about their reasons. Now think about people who follow trends. Popping collars, skinny jeans, "fo hawks" etc. Why are these around? Cuz its "cool." Well, fuck that. I guess I am not cool for following another trend.
If it isnt broken, dont fix it. My skin has gotten me some ass, protected me from environmental hazards, and gets a tan quite nicely. I dont need a reason to paint it, whether its a remembrance of an experience, or more realistically, something to draw attention.
I was watching a new season of The Ultimate Fighter and a fighter had a scar from what it looks like shoulder surgery. He got a tattoo over it that looked like stitches. I thought it looked "cool!" Yeah, up until my room mate noticed it and said, "wouldnt he be more of a badass if she showed off a scar?" Actually, yes! Plus, hes got a valid reason for having it.
If it isnt broken, dont fix it. My skin has gotten me some ass, protected me from environmental hazards, and gets a tan quite nicely. I dont need a reason to paint it, whether its a remembrance of an experience, or more realistically, something to draw attention.
I was watching a new season of The Ultimate Fighter and a fighter had a scar from what it looks like shoulder surgery. He got a tattoo over it that looked like stitches. I thought it looked "cool!" Yeah, up until my room mate noticed it and said, "wouldnt he be more of a badass if she showed off a scar?" Actually, yes! Plus, hes got a valid reason for having it.
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Yeah, that is cool. I have a few tats which are all very easy to hide. I think, I have valid reasons for all of mine, but see your very valid points on the subject. I really don't advertise any of my tats - if you REALLY didn't know me you really would not know...
I must admit I don't like them on women, but as long as they have a valid reason I don't care. I mean, who am I to be judgemental.
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Anything that looks like Oprah/Rosanne Barr/Rosie ODonell/that lesbo bitch on american idol.
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Nah, just the money shot while I pull their hair.
I do understand your point to an extent. I guess the main reason I've never gotten a tattoo is I can't think of anything I'd want on my body for life. Seems like I'd get sick of it after awhile. I can definitely appreciate the artistic side if it, but it's just not for me. Nothing wrong with having a personal preference for or against something. My dad always said "don't ever get a tattoo, no matter what". And he served two tours in Korea.
Some good ones so far... Deal-breakers (major turn-offs) for me are:
- Overweight
- Smoker
- Club rats (girls who always party / are always drunk)
- Girls taller than 5'8" (I am 6'1") or anywhere as wide as me
*I've got to be physically attracted to the girl before anything else.
- Overweight
- Smoker
- Club rats (girls who always party / are always drunk)
- Girls taller than 5'8" (I am 6'1") or anywhere as wide as me
*I've got to be physically attracted to the girl before anything else.
"they had never felt more comfortable in their decisions to have jobs with decent salaries, health insurance, and generous, well-balanced retirement plans."
This would probably be correct except for:
A. The economy sucks and 1/2 the country is out of work while the other half is given a free ride with our tax dollars.
C. Because of item A most people don't have health plans.
D. Only a very small percentage of companies still have any retirement plan at all let alone a well-balanced one.
D. Most of the tools on the elevator are too busy dorking with their cell phones (which they probably do all day and all night) and most likely don't get laid anyway.
So the story in all reality is bogus since it doesn't fit in todays society so what's really going on is the band player:
A. Doesn't have a 9-5 bored as hell shit job ergo no real worries. Lives life as he wants.
B. Isn't glued to a stupid cell-phone,face-book or other meaningless technology.
C. Is probably getting laid on a regular basis.
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Cheap dates
sex on the first date
expects to be waited on
accepts skanks as women
bad posture
big ugly feet
unclean and unshaven down there
itchy pub hair
double chin
sagging ear lobes (like old women)
bad memory!!!!
shakes a lot (head and hands aka Parkinson Disease)
can't keep it up
unclean rim
tore up face
sex on the first date
expects to be waited on
accepts skanks as women
bad posture
big ugly feet
unclean and unshaven down there
itchy pub hair
double chin
sagging ear lobes (like old women)
bad memory!!!!
shakes a lot (head and hands aka Parkinson Disease)
can't keep it up
unclean rim
tore up face
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Are you fucking kidding? You've already made one big ass list. I'm broke, my feet stink, and I have a small dick. I already told you this shit.. GET OVER IT!
what the fuck is an "unclean rim"???
Just saw this one!
Also add to my original list:
- Facial Hair
- Noticeable arm hair
- Big Feet
- Drug User (seems this is a given)
I don't like girls with tattoos and non-ear or belly-button piercings either but it is not a deal-breaker.
girls with kids!! when a girl says she has a kid, just walk away....
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I want to hear Nightowl's answer.
baby doll, if you don't know what a rim job is, then I think you'd better go over the google and google it
Oh, it doesn't mean I give them, but having a clean one, for if the mood takes me is a given!!Now back to the "TURN OFFS"
Having friends who have no job, but smoke and buy beer
zits on their groan area
have friends that sleep on the floor and couch hop
don't clean their coffee pots out everyday and their cups
smell the bathroom up and think it is cool
wear the same underwear twice, because their mother or momma girlfriend didn't do the laundry (too busy smoking weed and watching mtv or worse yet...WWE)
Like Arnold Said:
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having a clean one, for if the mood takes me is a given!!
I just officially fell in love with Nightowl.
And trust me baby, my nurse comes in every single day to give me a sponge bath so I'm clean as a whistle.
coffee pots..baby doll, if you don't know what a rim job is, then I think you'd better go over the google and google it
Now back to the "TURN OFFS"
Having friends who have no job, but smoke and buy beer
zits on their groan area
have friends that sleep on the floor and couch hop
don't clean their coffee pots out everyday and their cups
smell the bathroom up and think it is cool
wear the same underwear twice, because their mother or momma girlfriend didn't do the laundry (too busy smoking weed and watching mtv or worse yet...WWE)
Like Arnold Said:
I'll be back
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those who tell you that its not the size that counts, but what you can do with it.
can only cum in one position or two
too cheap to buy an electric razor and has razor stubble
ingrown hairs (whereever)
slurp their soup
dribble in their underwear
leakage anal
black heads in private area or in areas they don't wash
ugly teeth
wears makeup
braggers
orders your dinner for you (claims you need a diet)
hits on other women while with a female company aka a date
looks better then most women in a dress
those happy about the rim jobs...glad you're enjoying yourselves!
can only cum in one position or two
too cheap to buy an electric razor and has razor stubble
ingrown hairs (whereever)
slurp their soup
dribble in their underwear
leakage anal
black heads in private area or in areas they don't wash
ugly teeth
wears makeup
braggers
orders your dinner for you (claims you need a diet)
hits on other women while with a female company aka a date
looks better then most women in a dress
those happy about the rim jobs...glad you're enjoying yourselves!
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those who tell you that its not the size that counts, but what you can do with it.
can only cum in one position or two
too cheap to buy an electric razor and has razor stubble
ingrown hairs (whereever)
slurp their soup
dribble in their underwear
leakage anal
black heads in private area or in areas they don't wash
ugly teeth
wears makeup
braggers
orders your dinner for you (claims you need a diet)
hits on other women while with a female company aka a date
looks better then most women in a dress
those happy about the rim jobs...glad you're enjoying yourselves!
The list continues.
