Sounds like u need one BIG one...
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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!
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CellarDoor
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I started off with a really big one with the help of a friend, but the day got fucked up and tension is back.
I really need to hit the gym.
supp seam-riders?
JFC tren and xmas shopping is a bad combination
JFC tren and xmas shopping is a bad combination
supp seam-riders?
JFC tren and xmas shopping is a bad combination
Make sure you "accidentally" kick someone down the escalator
If you were all trenned out in a hurry to do some last minute shopping....and you saw this shit, would you:
A) Help him
B) kick him as he got up
C) Laugh, help him up towards the top, then kick him down the entire flight
D) C, plus rob his briefcase
. . . . then nonchalantly ride it down and piss on the bloody pile of broken bones?
word. fuck xmas. buncha assholes worshipping some shaggy headed jew.
If you were all trenned out in a hurry to do some last minute shopping....and you saw this shit, would you:
A) Help him
B) kick him as he got up
C) Laugh, help him up towards the top, then kick him down the entire flight
D) C, plus rob his briefcase
Help him do what? He's making it up the stairs isn't he?
CellarDoor
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If you were all trenned out in a hurry to do some last minute shopping....and you saw this shit, would you:
A) Help him
B) kick him as he got up
C) Laugh, help him up towards the top, then kick him down the entire flight
D) C, plus rob his briefcase
What kind of asshole took a vid of that and didn't help?
Fuckit I choose C.
If you were all trenned out in a hurry to do some last minute shopping....and you saw this shit, would you:
A) Help him
B) kick him as he got up
C) Laugh, help him up towards the top, then kick him down the entire flight
D) C, plus rob his briefcase
You people are fucked up
btw.....b,c and d
CellarDoor
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I have to go shopping today and get some last minute gifts. God grant me the strength not not beat the shit out of a stupid teenage sales clerk and the grace not to shove my high heel up the ass of the people in front of me that choose to walk slower than the wedding march shoulder to shoulder so I can't get by.
I fucking love Christmas
I fucking love Christmas
GearsMcGilf
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LOL @ that vid. Wish I coulda been there to see it in real life. Why would anyone help when it was so much fun watching dude roll?
So I go out with the gilf the other nite. I was hoping it'd be back to her crib, but her daughter was home, so no AP. We go dinner, then to a pub and have a few pints. We say our goodbyes and it was kinda emotional, cuz the wife was cumming back next day (last nite). Anyhoo, next morning, she sends me a txt asking if I can break away and meet her at her pad around noon. So, I'm knowing what she's wanting - AP. So, I go over there and we had some AP for about an hour, then I had to scoot; still had some xmas shopping to do for the wife.
So, the wife gets in late last nite, and I'm APing the wife. That was the first time I was two for two in the same day. I had to make sure I took a shower in the afternoon so the wife wouldn't taste the gilf's stuff on my junk.
So I go out with the gilf the other nite. I was hoping it'd be back to her crib, but her daughter was home, so no AP. We go dinner, then to a pub and have a few pints. We say our goodbyes and it was kinda emotional, cuz the wife was cumming back next day (last nite). Anyhoo, next morning, she sends me a txt asking if I can break away and meet her at her pad around noon. So, I'm knowing what she's wanting - AP. So, I go over there and we had some AP for about an hour, then I had to scoot; still had some xmas shopping to do for the wife.
So, the wife gets in late last nite, and I'm APing the wife. That was the first time I was two for two in the same day. I had to make sure I took a shower in the afternoon so the wife wouldn't taste the gilf's stuff on my junk.
CellarDoor
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It looks like a security camera.
lol @ me being an observant bitch. My bad.
That escalator vid is sooo wrong and kinda sad, but way funnier......
CellarDoor
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How is a blow job good when you're sleeping? I would have slapped you in the face first to wake you up.
CellarDoor
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By a big assed dominatrix? I'm confused about you. You are the chubby chaser right? Into chicks? Dudes? Both?
Time to pinn sum Canola..
LOL @ that vid. Wish I coulda been there to see it in real life. Why would anyone help when it was so much fun watching dude roll?
So I go out with the gilf the other nite. I was hoping it'd be back to her crib, but her daughter was home, so no AP. We go dinner, then to a pub and have a few pints. We say our goodbyes and it was kinda emotional, cuz the wife was cumming back next day (last nite). Anyhoo, next morning, she sends me a txt asking if I can break away and meet her at her pad around noon. So, I'm knowing what she's wanting - AP. So, I go over there and we had some AP for about an hour, then I had to scoot; still had some xmas shopping to do for the wife.
So, the wife gets in late last nite, and I'm APing the wife. That was the first time I was two for two in the same day. I had to make sure I took a shower in the afternoon so the wife wouldn't taste the gilf's stuff on my junk.
I figured the gilf would still want to AP here and there. She wasted no time.
Time to order moar Vit C and V?
I thought I was gonna get some this morning, I was on the second snooze button nap when I started dreaming my GF was kissing me before she got out of the car and went to work, but then she started getting really passionate and licking my face all over, when she stuck her tongue in my ear it felt small and then I thought she wiped her snot on my face cause when her tongue touched part of my ear, I felt a cold sensation on my upper ear..it shocked me awake and my dog was standing at the side of the bed licking my face...
I figured the gilf would still want to AP here and there. She wasted no time.
Time to order moar Vit C and V?
3pts getting the wife and Gilf in a 3sum!
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