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The Clean Thread! An AP, SFW, LHJO, Prip, GICH Thread!
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Thanks for the advice.
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Your welcome. One more quick tip: when your done shove some flamin' hot Fritos in your anus and poop them out into his mouth.
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Your welcome. One more quick tip: when your done shove some flamin' hot Fritos in your anus and poop them out into his mouth.
I don't have any flamin' hot Fritos. What about Jalepeno Cheetos?
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Yeah those will work - plus they look like little turds anyway.
And if you get the crunchy kind they don't break as your trying to them in. They're just more practical.
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Happy New Year to all you Godless Sons of Bitches and Reacharound Merchants of UnBiggness!
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Happy New Year to all you Godless Sons with Bitch tits and Reacharound Merchants of UnBiggness!
Say thank you, Saney. I fixed it for you.
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Lol
Marijuana Makes You Gay
Praise Christ that True Christians??? are never tempted by the Devil's weed!
The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.
The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.
In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.
Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!
Praise Christ that True Christians??? are never tempted by the Devil's weed!
The results are in from Landover University. A carefully controlled double blind study in which half of the 20 male participants smoked oregano and the other half cannibis, a Schedule I narcotic.
The prinicpal finding of the study is that ingestion of THC, in any amount, lowers your inhibitions and self control. Men normally adverse to immoral conduct threw their conscience out the window after a bong hit.
In short, 100 percent of the uninhibited men that were stoned engaged in either autofellatio or sodomy. All ten men regretted the experience the next day. Most are in counseling and being tested for AIDS and rectumosis. They universally agree that it was marijuana that lead to the depravity and would not have engaged in such filth if not under the influence.
Praise Jesus Christ for the War on Drugs!
. .all the weed-smoking CTers have all tested +tve for HIV, although that AIDS-infested monkey that hangs around here could be the culprit
Heinekens going on right now!!!
Sobriety going on here
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You must be a pot smoker.
You must "smoke a good bong"
Don't smoke at all anymore. I just drink and won't be doing that tonight... maybe not.
Buncha non-drinking sober homos all up in dis joint on New Years Eve...WTF fags
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Buncha non-drinking sober homos all up in dis joint on New Years Eve...WTF fags
Oh, I'll probably end up drinking.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," said the doctor.
Then he began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," said the doctor.
Then he began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."
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I have an excuse. I'm the DD. No drinks for me.
Honestly, i think i'm going to find another place to share my thoughts on... someone again contacted my Ex g/f and told her some shit about me and what i've said on here..
Why can't the childish acts stop?
Fuck this nigger ass place
Why can't the childish acts stop?
Fuck this nigger ass place
Buncha non-drinking sober homos all up in dis joint on New Years Eve...WTF fags
ive done enough drinking this year. time to get into the best shape of my life.
what is up with all these poop stabbers pony WTF...the fagosity is out of control againBuncha non-drinking sober homos all up in dis joint on New Years Eve...WTF fags
So GD ghey... I'm gettin pissed drunk and possibly removed from the bar.
