Have you ever dumped someone because they were horrible in bed???

[M4A3]

Had a girl recently who was a really sweet girl, good job, good looking, shared similar interests, but was totally lame in bed.

I tried getting her to try different things, and to teach her stuff, but she just wasn't interested in anything but missionary or her on top (her preferred method though was to lay there like a bump on a log).

Doggy was completely out of the question... that's how lame we're talking here.

I could have seen a future with this girl, but I couldn't condemn myself to a lifetime of horribly boring sex.

Anyone else?

 

[LAM]

yep...been there

there's 3.5B women on the planet....next

intimacy is a large part of keeping and growing a healthy long lasting relationship

 

[ihateschoolmt]

The difference between a friend and a girlfriend to me is sex and since I can only have sex with that one person it can't be awful or nonexistent. I've broke up with a girl over sex issues and I don't consider that shallow or wrong.

 

[IronAddict]

Yeah, and because of this big rift, things just weren't quite right. I wasn't demeaning, or debasing or anything like that, things just kinda worked themself out.

For the better, actually.

 

[M4A3]

bump

 

[OUTLAW01]

its true i think sex plays a big part in a relationship, and it is a deal breaker if its
non existant or just plain bad! been down that road before...

 

[ponyboy]

I often find you can tell how good/bad they are going to be in bed long before you get them there.

 

[Nightowl]

yes, in fact he also snored...too much of even more a bother.


Ever have an encounter with a man who has so little you wonder WTF? My girlfriend's friend after a bunch of jobless hoes went into seeing if she was bi to get away from the trauma

 

[soxmuscle]

I often find you can tell how good/bad they are going to be in bed long before you get them there.

+1

yea, you can't always judge a book by its cover, but oftentimes I'm right about people in my personal life.

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

my ex wife couldnt suck a dick worth a fuk....she scraped her teeth on it...bitch

 

[2tomlinson]

A very wise woman once told me that sex is 20% of a relationship if the sex is good, but 95% of a relationship if the sex is bad. In other words, run if it's not fun -- the relationship is doomed.

 

[maniclion]

A very wise woman once told me that sex is 20% of a relationship if the sex is good, but 95% of a relationship if the sex is bad. In other words, run if it's not fun -- the relationship is doomed.

One told me once that:
"If you aren't hung then you better be damn good with your tongue..."

Having not compared myself to any other men than the over stated pornstars, I practiced tying cherry stems with my tongue just in case.....

 

[M4A3]

One told me once that:
"If you aren't hung then you better be damn good with your tongue..."

Having not compared myself to any other men than the over stated pornstars, I practiced tying cherry stems with my tongue just in case.....

 

[2tomlinson]

One told me once that:
"If you aren't hung then you better be damn good with your tongue..."

Having not compared myself to any other men than the over stated pornstars, I practiced tying cherry stems with my tongue just in case.....

Is it actually possible to do this? I've seen it in films, but assumed -- no, hoped -- it was faked. Gad, now I feel even more inadequate.

 

[maniclion]

Is it actually possible to do this? I've seen it in films, but assumed -- no, hoped -- it was faked. Gad, now I feel even more inadequate.

Yes I even knew a girl who could do it...

 

[HialeahChico305]

my ex wife couldnt suck a dick worth a fuk....she scraped her teeth on it...bitch

Worthless , girls that can't give a good blow job are just worthless.

 

[2tomlinson]

Yes I even knew a girl who could do it...

Well . . . not the best of news but, at least, it was a girl not a guy. I like your Whole World Cathedral prose very much. At the risk of offending, though, you'll garner far more readers, and make a lot more money, (and probably get reviews to-boot), writing about the girl with the cherry-stem-tying tongue. Sorry . . . once an editor, etc.

 

[LAM]

Worthless , girls that can't give a good blow job are just worthless.

one of my buddies married a girl that didn't give helmet at all and was straight up missionary all the time, she was totally hot though. I told him what you have there is basically a "Lambo with a 4 cycl", worthless....

 

[blazeftp]

My Gf was terrible but 5 years of learning she is a God.

 

[maniclion]

Well . . . not the best of news but, at least, it was a girl not a guy. I like your Whole World Cathedral prose very much. At the risk of offending, though, you'll garner far more readers, and make a lot more money, (and probably get reviews to-boot), writing about the girl with the cherry-stem-tying tongue. Sorry . . . once an editor, etc.

Well I do have one about the woman with the stiletto tongue who could deflate on ego with a jab, or castrate a scorching libido with a laugh....

Shouldn't be too hard to paint the tongue-tied stemstress with words...

 

[oufinny]

A very wise woman once told me that sex is 20% of a relationship if the sex is good, but 95% of a relationship if the sex is bad. In other words, run if it's not fun -- the relationship is doomed.

This is about the most true statement that can be said about a relationship. If sex is fun and fulfilling, you look forward to it and both make it about each other since you are having fun doing it. Once it is one sided, that changes the entire dynamic and rarely is it fixable after that. Been there, left that relationship for less BS and drama.

And if your woman sucks (all pun intended) at giving head, volunteer a stand in to show her how to do better. She will suck the sheets up your ass after that gets in her head. What's wrong with a little subtle manipulation to get things going in the right direction.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Never really been a problem for me, though I did break up with a girl once, who wanted to take a break for a couple weeks...
Too bad for her, it was christmas break, I was a sophmore in college I think.
Well I had to go stay with my parents for the break because I was living in the dorms at the time right?
Well I basically told her I was only with her for the sex anyway, so that I didn't care for a break, because I wanted her available that whole time and if she wasn't going to be, then fuck it.

Felt bad later...but eh.

 

[phosphor]

I had a GF that would only fuck when it was pitch black in the bedroom. No, not because she couldn't stand the sight of me. She couldn't stand the thought of me seeing her tits after having 2 kids. I kept telling her I was an ass guy. I just wanted to see myself ramming inside of her and watch my load blow all over her face.

After a while of just using my imagination of what I was fucking, I finally dumped the bitch. Too bad too, she was cute, had a nice ass and perfomed very well (I think?).

 

[maniclion]

Well I do have one about the woman with the stiletto tongue who could deflate on ego with a jab, or castrate a scorching libido with a laugh....

Shouldn't be too hard to paint the tongue-tied stemstress with words...

Holy shit no wonder people freak out and become religious...cause coincidences happen that blow your mind.

Right after I posted the above I flipped on the tv and saw Psych was on so I switched over and the Dual Spires(Two Pikes, I mean Twin Peaks homage episode) Shawn and Gus are going to the library and I hear a line I think would go well in a cherry stem poem "Isn't cherry the best?" by the librarian who was kind of hot so I looked up her name in Google and what did it say she was famous for? The Cherry stem tongue tying scene in the TV series of Twin Peaks!!! Here's the video for it:

YouTube Video

But it doesn't end there, later I saw a commercial with super hot Fergie and she pulls a tied cherry stem out of her mouth.....

YouTube Video

What is the sensuous appeal of cherry? Is it because we think of busting a virgins cherry, is it the brilliant red that sets our libidos ablaze. I do know that it has a place in my memory of the time shortly after I met my love of the decade+ and she wore a dress with cherries on it, she looked so hot we ended up groping each other in a back alley parking lot, she had yanked me by the hand and pulled me back there and I lifted her by the ass and kind of jammed her against the wall. She grabbed my hair and yanked my head back and then started kissing and love nipping my neck, while I grabbed her ass hard and gyrated against her. Then she pushed me away and I set her down, she grabbed my shirt and spun me against the wall, squatted down and proceeded to unzip first my pants and then all my inhibition with her teeth and mouth......to this day I see the dress hanging in her closet and flashback to that night....

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

I've known several women who could do this ^ thought it was pretty common