Goin for a poo

[jimm]

sup?

Just in from work eatin ma dinner then im gonna go for a poo chill then go gym....

 

[OfficerFarva]

Cool story.

 

[Big Pimpin]

 

[jimm]

well what can i say.. i had a bangin shit nice dinner decent gym sesh now you know what time it is!!!

 

[SloppyJ]

I like taking poops at work....so i get paid for it.

 

[jimm]

lol

 

[Big Pimpin]

Nothing like a massive poo first thing in the morning to get your day going and put a spring in your step I say.

 

[withoutrulers]

don't forget to get a before and after scale reading for the poo inquisitive.

 

[Big Pimpin]

don't forget to get a before and after scale reading for the poo inquisitive.

Lost 3# this morning between the gym at 5am and weighing in again at 9am.

 

[withoutrulers]

I'm quite proud of this accomplishment. Was it a metamuce duece or N.O. explode load?

 

[Big Pimpin]

I'm quite proud of this accomplishment. Was it a metamuce duece or N.O. explode load?

It was good and solid. I weighed myself here at my business on an explosion proof industrial scale. You can never be to safe when dealing with potential flammable gas.

 

[withoutrulers]

When said foul offender was flushed, Did it leave circular graffiti on the way toward it's watery demise?

 

[bigcruz]

Haha

 

[Big Pimpin]

When said foul offender was flushed, Did it leave circular graffiti on the way toward it's watery demise?

No because I intentionally bought a high capacity Kholer shitter for my office shit house. It will not only swallow a bucket of golf balls, it will swallow the golf cart as well on one flush.

 

[withoutrulers]

That's one hell of a brownie drowner. I'd hate to see it's bidet equivalent. Could possibly piss off some upstairs neighbors.

 

[jimm]

 

[jimm]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ just in from a nother hard days work gonna drop a few butt nuggets....

 

[Madmann]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ just in from a nother hard days work gonna drop a few butt nuggets....

What the fuck is this? How about you eat your own foul shit, you atrocious walking landfill.

 

[jimm]

what the fuck is this? How about you eat your own foul shit, you atrocious walking landfill.

be quite you bumbandit!

 

[Madmann]

be quite you bumbandit!

Wow what a stellar comeback........NOT.

Learn to think the insult attempts through first before posting them.

So yes I am a "bumbandit" who seeks out the bums of many hot ladies
and so far I've have caught and conquered them all leaving them with
nothing but total satisfaction and joyful bliss. Too bad you can't say the same.

You must learn to air freshen your shithole of a house before women will dare come near you.

But I'm being very optimistic Sir Stinks A-Lot.

 

[withoutrulers]

......NOT!!! remember that?

.......not
oh shit this eighties comedian is on fire! Did you ever by chance have a feather earring, wear a trench coat, have a stylishly trimmed mullet, wear a fedora, snakeskin cowboy boots, and do a little too much cocaine/heroine?

 

[Madmann]

.......not
oh shit this eighties comedian is on fire! Did you ever by chance have a feather earring, wear a trench coat, have a stylishly trimmed mullet, wear a fedora, snakeskin cowboy boots, and do a little too much cocaine/heroine?

I see you've studied your father's groovey lifestyle quite well haven't you?

My only addiction is to money and the boobs/asses of hawaiian tropic models.

I'm guessing you didn't follow in your dad's footsteps and went the complete opposite.
Tattered overhauls covered in oil, manure drenched leather boots, straw hat
with muddy fingerprints, snot rag daggling from the big front pocket, a piece
of twig stuck between the two gaps in the front on your dental grill, and
the one fitness mag in town for you gawk and drool over sweaty topless
men in the gym to satisfy your daily homosexual fantasties that you still
dream of living out to this day.

Get it through your brick-shaped noggin that you DISGUST ME ON ALL ACCOUNTS.

 

[Big Pimpin]

.......not
oh shit this eighties comedian is on fire! Did you ever by chance have a feather earring, wear a trench coat, have a stylishly trimmed mullet, wear a fedora, snakeskin cowboy boots, and do a little too much cocaine/heroine?

As a matter of fact, Madwoman still wears parachute pants and a Michael Jackson jacket.

 

[Madmann]

As a matter of fact, Madwoman still wears parachute pants and a Michael Jackson jacket.

No face on that hideous photo, means it has a better shot of being YOU than me.

 

[Big Pimpin]

No face on that hideous photo, means it has a better shot of being YOU than me.

Great come back kid, I bet you are the wittiest little fuck on the merry go round.

 

[Madmann]

Great come back kid, I bet you are the wittiest little fuck on the merry go round.

That wasn't a comeback it was a truthful observation you numbskull.

BTW - How many times are you going to neg me with the same stupid GICH bullshit??

Please find something productive to do with your subpar life.

 

[Big Pimpin]

That wasn't a comeback it was a truthful observation you numbskull.

BTW - How many times are you going to neg me with the same stupid GICH bullshit??

Please find something productive to do with your subpar life.

Sweetheart, my sub par life consists of owning a manufacturing business that not only does $3.5 mil/yr in sales, it also grew 30% in 2009, 23% in 2010 and is up 21% YTD. Just today I sent in an engineering deposit of $15K on 100' steel warehouse because I'm out of room. I also have $800K in ready made inventory which I own, not the fucking bank like most businesses. Not only do I work hard but I play hard so tomorrow I'm going to fly my wife around N. GA, NC and VA to show her the pretty leaves from the window of a C-172.

Now go back to your Wii, put in Call of Duty and imagine yourself being a badass.

 

[Madmann]

Sweetheart, my sub par life consists of owning a manufacturing business that not only does $3.5 mil/yr in sales, it also grew 30% in 2009, 23% in 2010 and is up 21% YTD. Just today I sent in an engineering deposit of $15K on 100' steel warehouse because I'm out of room. I also have $800K in ready made inventory which I own, not the fucking bank like most businesses. Not only do I work hard but I play hard so tomorrow I'm going to fly my wife around N. GA, NC and VA to show her the pretty leaves from the window of a C-172.

Nice fairytale you've conjured up there sunshine.

No rich businessman spends this much time on a BBing forum (daily) arguing with strangers.
So like I said before your life is either very subpar or you really aren't as bright as you hoped.

 

[Big Pimpin]

Nice fairytale you've conjured up there sunshine.

No rich businessman spend this much time on a BBing forum arguing with strangers.
So like I said before your life either very subpar or you really aren't as bright as you hoped.

Who said I'm rich? The best I can tell, this is the middle class.

 

[Madmann]

Who said I'm rich? The best I can tell, this is the middle class.

Well then.....like I said very subpar for a so-called "business owner".

Damn, you're a slow one to understand....which also confirms my not bright logic.