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You'd think so, but then she may get offended and kill him with her second mouth.Why are they using a bottle opener when she has one on her face?
She does.She has a great smile.
I want to floss her teeth.
I got this friend request from this girl on FB and I have absolutely no idea who it was, so I accepted it. That was a mistake. Please join me as we all figure out wtf is up with those chompers.![]()
Just shows how stupid and desperate you are, accepting shit out of the blue.
Idiot.
Just shows how stupid and desperate you are, accepting shit out of the blue.
Idiot.
I had a 50/50 chance of her being smokin' hot you cum guzzling moron!
i saw in a woman's fashion magazine that plastic surgeons fix that by putting some plastic widget gizmo thing under their top lip to fucking make it so it can't go up so far.
I like the way Andrew Dice Clay put it, "Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat."Questions you need to ask yourself:
1. Does she have three holes and a pusle?
yes
2. Can you put a bag over her face?
yes
3. Can you hide her so your friends don't see her?
yes
Then you're good to go.![]()
I'll do it lol send me her info secdrl!!
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