I posted in here not fully recognising the ramifications of my actions. Now a sense of obligation to return reps is giving me verbal diarrhea. Please accept my humblest invitation to gargle my seeping anal douche. I'll squinch as hard as I can and simultaneously force outward to create a hyper particulated shit shower for you and all your loved ones. May a river of excrement run from my buffet table to yours, as you dine upon my second hand goods. I like the macaroni salad so I hope you don't have an allergy to gluten.
This is the funniest sh1t I've ever read!
