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[coolhandjames]

Yo Cellar whore !


Let me get at that puss you skank ​

 

[coolhandjames]

for this (NOTE: im paying on CHJ)

Paul just cannot get enough of my dick...

I know it nice and all but shit...

 

[cube789]

 

[withoutrulers]

Cellardoor is runnin this thread. So many slap-happy puppies fawning for her attention.

Hey Cd, when you do finally get some of these guys to pay for pics, do I get a cut for the idea?

 

[Kirk B]

oh shit I forgot cellar door too she's awesome and staked

 

[CellarDoor]

Look at that an actual display of honesty. I'm pleasantly surprised.
Finally man enough to admit you have an attention-whoring problem.
.

Eddie Eddie eddie....

You call me an attention whore but you follow everyone in here around trying to get a rise out of them. Then you post bullshit pics and try to feed us tall tales about having actually fucked these bitches when we all know that you haven't seen a vag other then your mom's.

You can make it easy on yourself... Drop to your knees and open your mouth. I'm sure someone in here will pay you all the attention you need.

 

[withoutrulers]

^^official owner of the thread

 

[CellarDoor]

Cellardoor is runnin this thread. So many slap-happy puppies fawning for her attention.

Hey Cd, when you do finally get some of these guys to pay for pics, do I get a cut for the idea?

There are some parts of me that are lacking in attention

How 'bout I use the money to fly out to you and sit on your face? We'll split what ever's left over.

 

[Pittsburgh63]

There are some parts of me that are lacking in attention

How 'bout I use the money to fly out to you and sit on your face? We'll split what ever's left over.

That's a hell of a deal right there!!

 

[withoutrulers]

There are some parts of me that are lacking in attention

How 'bout I use the money to fly out to you and sit on your face? We'll split what ever's left over.

This is a vastly superior idea. We can use the left over money on a dehumidifier to help turn my house back to normal after we turn it into a sweaty hotbox.

 

[withoutrulers]

and now I'm one of the slap happy puppies. dammit (shoots self in face)

 

[CellarDoor]

This is a vastly superior idea. We can use the left over money on a dehumidifier to help turn my house back to normal after we turn it into a sweaty hotbox.

Let's just do it with the windows open. I don't care if the neighbors see. We need the left over money for jello, a kiddy pool and some ping pong balls. I have a cool new trick to show you...

 

[withoutrulers]

Let's just do it with the windows open. I don't care if the neighbors see. We need the left over money for jello, a kiddy pool and some ping pong balls. I have a cool new trick to show you...

Jello and kiddie pool is a must. I can just charge the neighbors admission for the show, and with windows open we can let alaska know what kinky sex really sounds like. I'm betting you could charge a couple of the low life locals for the ping pong balls after the fact.

 

[chucky1]

teach us

 

[CellarDoor]

and now I'm one of the slap happy puppies. dammit (shoots self in face)

I think I am more like one of your puppies. Not the other way around.

 

[withoutrulers]

I think I am more like one of your puppies. Not the other way around.

I enjoy this thought.

 

[KelJu]

and



my daughter.....

I dig pale skinned girls with fair complexion. I know the hair is dyed, but is she a natural redhead? If so, bonus points. I agree with the others that there is a unidentifiable trait that expresses repressed evil that I find ridiculously hot.

 

[EARL]

I dig pale skinned girls with fair complexion. I know the hair is dyed, but is she a natural redhead? If so, bonus points. I agree with the others that there is a unidentifiable trait that expresses repressed evil that I find ridiculously hot.

I don't understand the attraction to bitches with faces like rolling pins.

 

[KelJu]

I don't understand the attraction to bitches with faces like a rolling pin.

Rolling pin? Can you elaborate?

 

[withoutrulers]

Rolling pin? Can you elaborate?

I don't get this either. I'm guessing it's a failed attempt at randomness. LW's daughter is a cutie.

 

[KelJu]

 

[CellarDoor]

Eddie is such a retarded bitch.

Lw and her daughter are both beauties. The girl's eyes are amazing.

 

[Rednack]

Cellardoor is runnin this thread. So many slap-happy puppies fawning for her attention.

Hey Cd, when you do finally get some of these guys to pay for pics, do I get a cut for the idea?

it'd take a 10x12 just to get all that ass in it...

 

[KelJu]

I don't get this either. I'm guessing it's a failed attempt at randomness. LW's daughter is a cutie.

I had a friend like that once. He made silly comparisons when trying to be insulting and witty at the same time. It always failed horribly. I remember things like "her face looks like a trash can". What? What the hell does that even mean?

 

[withoutrulers]

Eddie = Rollingpin McGuillicuty

 

[CellarDoor]

it'd take a 10x12 just to get all that ass in it...

I have enough ass that's for sure. But you wouldn't know because you've never seen me.

 

[coolhandjames]

I hope this thread is better than the blowjob i'm about to receive... she wants to type something.. go head baby.

Hi guys <-----that was her.... i'm in her throat as i'm typing...

these feels fucking amazing boys

 

[Zaphod]

I have enough ass that's for sure. But you wouldn't know because you've never seen me.

What little I've seen of you...

 

[IronAddict]

Rolling pin? Can you elaborate?

Maybe we should just explain to him that pictures on the computer screen are just two dimensional.

 

[Rednack]

I have enough ass that's for sure. But you wouldn't know because you've never seen me.

that's the beauty of the internet...