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So I got off work early today because it rained. I ride my bike to work because the shop is so close to my appt. When I get home, my beautiful money green 2000 Maxima with 15% tint and two 12's in the trunk is no where in sight. Turns out my fuckin bitch girlfriend took it while my mom drove her car to get fixed, as we had a bad hail storm here a couple weeks ago and everyone except me got hail damage to their cars apparently. I say whatever, hoes gon be hoes. So I plan on working out at my normal time. I eat my last meal at 3, so I can have fuel and also take my pre-workout on an empty stomache. I took my pre-workout at 5, and still no cunt bitch with my fucking car! It's going on 5:30 and I am getting jacked from the Razor8 and the food is my stomache is rapidly digesting. I am going to have a shitty workout because of this bullshit!

Fuck you all.
 
:roflmao:

No cell phone for a nice, calm, chat over why she isn't back yet? LOL! But that does suck getting all pumped and no where to go...:paddle:
 
you don't have cabs where you live?
 
yeah, let me just blow 50 bucks on a fuckin cab to the gym. And your next comment better not involve public transportation. White people don't ride the bus around here.
 
Then man up and make sure she never takes the car again without prior permission.

Over here in philly we have septa cause everyone has a car septa the niggers.
 
LOL I love it!

That bitch will be gettin a severe ass whoopin no doubt. So srs.
 
Did your bike break after getting home from work??? Man up son...
 
not sure how long you have been together but a man's truck is like wearing his shorts, kinda crossing boundaries n it's polite to ask first. you can tell her a woman said so. you could have said yes but told her where you needed to be and when. i'd leave a guy that said "no" to "can i use your truck?" but i'd expect to lend him my vehicle if need be too.

that said

i doubt big bad ass gorillas piss n moan n say "oh my... i ate at the wrong time to kick your ass right now" cowboy up. most of that shitty work out linked to some supplement or meal bs is in your head unless you ate ten pounds off a buffalo's ass in the blazing sun after chasing it 2 miles.
 
who drives nissan anyways?
 
LW's back :daydream:
 
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sort of. i'm here my mind.... maybe not. :coffee:
 
Thanks guys for talking some sense into me. She just got home and she promised me a BJ tonight :daydream: I migh tthroat fuck her to teach her a lesson anyways though. Will update.
 
And I wouldn't recommend a nissan to anyone. At least one with over 100,000 miles on it. This piece of shit is more trouble than it's worth. If it didn't look so cool i would have sold it already.
 
heavyiron said:
She probably has a new boyfriend that doesn't have a car.

Don't kiss her on the mouth brother.
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^^^
FFFFUUUU!!!!!

Backlight the backseat son. That's all I'm going to say about that.
 
Beat her
 
Drop on the floor and push up.Better the.n nothing
 
cum in her eye. :coffee: seriously if you never have done it try it. you will laugh so hard it will be ok to consider it an ab work out. just do NOT tell her it was my idea. :dont:
 
My ex use to love when I shot loads down here face.I miss her.
 
in your eye it fucking hurts. the revenge aspect is hilarious. it happened to me once by accident n i still remember how horrible it felt.
 
She loves facials for some reason. I'll try to aim for the eye. Thanks for the advice.
 
heavyiron said:
She probably has a new boyfriend that doesn't have a car.

Don't kiss her on the mouth brother.
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I can only hope so. As long as she puts some gas in it, which she did, I'd let her go fuck all the dudes she wanted. It would make me feel much less guilty for my compulsive infidelity.
 
go toss a load in each of her lotions and clensers
 
tell her she has crossed the line and is on thin ice, hire a detective to follow her for the next few days…….as for the BJ, nice one, she probably feels guilty for fucking your best mate behind your back and using your car, if you have GPS check the route's
 
Does he mean giving them or getting them :geewhiz:
 
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