Little pleasures

[SheriV]

Never cheap out on blenders. or any small appliances. I moonlight as a fire investigator and the amount of house fires caused by cheap appliances is fucking scary

funny. My house burned down two years ago (no bullshit)

it wasn't that cheap. It was a kitchenaid ...the gear stripped out on it. I am displeased.

 

[NoCode8511]

i think people take their skin for granted. it's cool to feel things like a sudden cool breeze on a hot muggy day or how unexpectedly soft and velvety a snake is. for a heavy woman one of the simple pleasures is taking your damned bra off at night. a perfect manicure pedicure. getting a whif of another woman's perfume and knowing the scent. the smell of vanilla beans. jamaican punch perfume... it has a spicy brown sugar smell, it's perfect for summer, and no one knows what it is. lolita lempicka.

You dropped a lot of acid back in the day

 

[SheriV]

nah, I can totally feel her on all counts and stimulants were always my bag..lol

 

[Little Wing]

we have the snake now. i love him and honestly think he is adorable.

 

[BigWorm]

Pure MDMA and a 72 hour bender on a beach in Goa back when I would have needed a dictionary to define responsibility.

 

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^^ now we talking

 

[dieseljimmy]

Pure MDMA and a 72 hour bender on a beach in Goa back when I would have needed a dictionary to define responsibility.

Ohhh bender thread... worm its your baby! Youll have some contributions from this bunch.

 

[dieseljimmy]

funny. My house burned down two years ago (no bullshit)

it wasn't that cheap. It was a kitchenaid ...the gear stripped out on it. I am displeased.

Its amazing how many married couples get divorsed during or after a house fire. Its amazingly stressful.

And girl I know you cook and I wasnt saying yours was cheap. Ill jew the fuck out of alot of shit... never on cars, sofas/chairs, or kitchenware...youll just be buying relacements and it will cost just as much snd youll be using shit when you could have qaulity.

 

[Zaphod]

Good Thai food. Hot Thai food.

 

[Watson]

spur of the moment flying into hk or guangzhou and realising about 30 hours later that i cant remember any of the 4 hookers in my beds names or where the fuck my pants or my wallet is, or why my mouth tastes like asshole...perhaps its just me.....

going down on a drunk girl i met in a bar and realising the bitch forgot to mention shes bleeding....

waking up in a cell/hospital/clothing bin and having no fucken clue how or why i was in there....

realising that gothic bitch stuck that big rubber cock up my ass when i passed out last night cause my ring wont stop burning....or worse i didnt pass out and let her do it.....

having my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and asking them can they put if in a jug or else they have to pay for it....

^ i just miss the simple things....

 

[charley]

Approve?

Looks good [on the surface] but I will require a BUD or two for 'my personal approval' , & I will not charge you for my services. Your lucky day jimmy...

 

[Watson]

^ ur a great man charley

 

[Little Wing]

 

[BigWorm]

Ohhh bender thread... worm its your baby! Youll have some contributions from this bunch.

Let me mull it over a bit. Problem with a truly epic bender thread is that you can't really recall an epic bender, if you're lucky you have these small fuzzy snapshots in your brain that seem like cloudy Polaroids of the most awesome dream you ever had. Had someone ask me once "If you can't remember it clearly how do you know it was all great fun." Simplest answers is that when I do try to think about an epic bender/night/getaway and I catch just one of those snapshots in my mind I end up with a smile you could see from 12 blocks away. Which tells me my subconscious knows everything that happened and is just keeping all that good shit to itself.

 

[dieseljimmy]

Let me mull it over a bit. Problem with a truly epic bender thread is that you can't really recall an epic bender, if you're lucky you have these small fuzzy snapshots in your brain that seem like cloudy Polaroids of the most awesome dream you ever had. Had someone ask me once "If you can't remember it clearly how do you know it was all great fun." Simplest answers is that when I do try to think about an epic bender/night/getaway and I catch just one of those snapshots in my mind I end up with a smile you could see from 12 blocks away. Which tells me my subconscious knows everything that happened and is just keeping all that good shit to itself.

Valid... my benders usually started with something that wont let me forget a tooth grinding second and ends in a sleep like land of nod state.

 

[jadean]

A full on blowjob, wife gets sick even thinking about the taste of cum so these are few and very far inbetween.

 

[withoutrulers]

^^needs to wash his cock

 

[heckler7]

sleep, I have kids and work nights so the weekends suck

 

[Little Wing]

A full on blowjob, wife gets sick even thinking about the taste of cum so these are few and very far inbetween.

 

[dieseljimmy]

A full on blowjob, wife gets sick even thinking about the taste of cum so these are few and very far inbetween.

his hot wife is preggers...god I love pregnant ladies... and is not a fan of the cum taste, or so I have heard

 

[XYZ]

The people who can take a negging and not bitch about it or start a cry baby thread after the negging.

 

[heckler7]

she has nice hair

 

[Swfl]

a guy that's not afraid to stick his tongue in your ass and gets rock hard from doing it.


i figured this is in ag for a reason

Can you PM my wife and explain that to her please

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[dieseljimmy]

this makes me think about the time we made that pineapple upside cake together.

 

[Little Wing]

Can you PM my wife and explain that to her please

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there are things you can do to make your cum taste better. see if she will try this.

[h=4]Warp your taste buds[/h] Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet.

ThinkGeek :: Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets

 

[Swfl]

there are things you can do to make your cum taste better. see if she will try this.

[h=4]Warp your taste buds[/h] Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they'd been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. "How?" you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet.

ThinkGeek :: Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets

Those sound interesting but I wanted you to talk to her about the pleasure of having her asshole licked

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[SheriV]

 

[KelJu]

Refrigerators, health insurance, milk, ecstasy, and rave whores.

 

[Little Wing]

Those sound interesting but I wanted you to talk to her about the pleasure of having her asshole licked

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well every woman is different but i get a lot wetter laying on my belly getting my asshole eaten than i do laying on my back getting my pussy eaten. i also prefer anal porn... tell her not to knock it till she tries it.

 

[Swfl]

well every woman is different but i get a lot wetter laying on my belly getting my asshole eaten than i do laying on my back getting my pussy eaten. i also prefer anal porn... tell her not to knock it till she tries it.

I've been telling her to try it for about 10 years now. this is why I said you should p.m. her and tell her how wonderful it is she needs a good friend a sit down and have a nice chat with lol

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