Im the VP of marketing over there... here is some of my best ideas...
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Im the VP of marketing over there... here is some of my best ideas...
god no...
stop getting paid to LHJO all day... your fucking nuts
god no...
Nothin' like a nice tight fit.
That must be when you're in the mood for some Wizard of Oz tin can man butt sex.
^^^ literally give me chills every time I look at it
Do they have the shower mount disguised as a shampoo or body wash bottle complete with pump lid? I'd put that in there, do the deed and then laugh when my girlfriend pumps out a dollop for her hair...
SheriV
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Me too! Sends shivers up my spine just picturing that.
me too and I lack the necessary equipment
Sending that to r and d right now...I would give you hug but we are worlds apart. And I have a boner ... might be a little ackward.
Yeah, attach this on a fleshlight, it'd feel real and you could eat it after, if that's your thing ?
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heckler7
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what ever happened to taking a shower, putting on a nice shirt, and going to the club and picking up a drunk whore
what ever happened to taking a shower, putting on a nice shirt, and going to the club and picking up a drunk whore
I hate fucking condoms and I would preffer to not have herpes. Oh and marriage.
But i do like where your going here
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what ever happened to taking a shower, putting on a nice shirt, and going to the club and picking up a drunk whore
Hiv, Poking holes in condoms cause they want a baby daddy, or a baby bump like celebrities, and other declines in our civilization that make rubbing one out all the more worth it, plus the unending amount of porn to still yet explore...
But mostly morning wood, that drunk whore is hours away and that soldier wants to play....
what ever happened to taking a shower, putting on a nice shirt, and going to the club and picking up a drunk whore
I guess the avid fleshlight user would say, its cheaper, you don't have to get dressed up, will never say no. And for the topper, you'd never get aids or an std.
Unless your nasty ass never washes the thing out.
SheriV
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I guess the avid fleshlight user would say, its cheaper, you don't have to get dressed up, will never say no. And for the topper, you'd never get aids or an std.
Unless your nasty ass never washes the thing out.
your friend says though right?
heckler7
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what a bunch of lazy motherfuckers, there isn't anything better then sticking your tongue in some real pussy
heckler7
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don't see the attraction to that over this
Im the VP of marketing over there... here is some of my best ideas...
what a bunch of lazy motherfuckers, there isn't anything better then sticking your tongue in some real pussy
You make a very valid point.
don't see the attraction to that over this
I prefer this model here, you just have to carry it like a 6 pack.
i can die happy now
God damn fellas 30 post and not one tranny fucking a fleshlight. Im so proud of you...
Wait...that reminds me wheres Griffith?
Wait...that reminds me wheres Griffith?
