The melt of joeboobs aka the platform butt pirate

[futureMrO]

^^^ pussy, never surrender in AG

 

[Jeenyus]

You can just quit. Imagine what would have happened if the Physique guys quit cuz they were bullied by the bodybuilders.
They stuck to it, determined to make a name for themselves as half assed bodybuilders who didn't want to train legs, diet hard and get super shredded. They put up with the bullying, the discrimination and being the butt end of jokes.
Now look where they are, they made it to the Olympia!!

So stop being a weak sorry bastard joebad, like me you have sewn your own seed and are now just like the physique competitors, the lowest of the low. We can just give up because people are bullying us pushing us around in a nerd circle yelling profanities and neg repping us with their huge e-penises. Instead we have to keep our heads held high and bring those mother fuckers down. As every homo on instagram always says #hatersgonnahate

 

[Jeenyus]

that's jeenyus!

I have a huge cock what can I say!

Unlike you tiny needle dicked bastards I dont care about my rep cuz i dont need a big e-penis to compensate

 

[bdad]

It's my belief that said E-penis grows with each negging, although I cannot confirm this because I have yet to neg anyone. I believe some of these cunts actually feel negging gives them some sort of power, they must lead really eventful lives.

 

[bdad]

you can just quit. Imagine what would have happened if the physique guys quit cuz they were bullied by the bodybuilders.
They stuck to it, determined to make a name for themselves as half assed bodybuilders who didn't want to train legs, diet hard and get super shredded. They put up with the bullying, the discrimination and being the butt end of jokes.
Now look where they are, they made it to the olympia!!

So stop being a weak sorry bastard joebad, like me you have sewn your own seed and are now just like the physique competitors, the lowest of the low. We can just give up because people are bullying us pushing us around in a nerd circle yelling profanities and neg repping us with their huge e-penises. Instead we have to keep our heads held high and bring those mother fuckers down. As every homo on instagram always says #hatersgonnahate

lol!!

 

[OfficerFarva]

I have a huge cock what can I say!

Unlike you tiny needle dicked bastards I dont care about my rep cuz i dont need a big e-penis to compensate

What if, hypothetically speaking, I've seen your penis and at first glance I thought it was erect but in truth it was fully flaccidity? Don't despair, I've read they can elongate it through synthol injections and 5lb weights on each testicle. DieselJimmy can couch you through it.

 

[OfficerFarva]

I have a huge cock what can I say!

Unlike you tiny needle dicked bastards I dont care about my rep cuz i dont need a big e-penis to compensate

My crooked toothed friend, you've brought this upon yourself. I'm half cut and just had a good hour of AP (sorry no ass to mouth this time). I'f I did another line of mexicos finest baking powder mixed with a little of Walter whites blue crystal salts, my burnt out schlong would be on such covers as national geographic, hustler for her, and men's fitness. You feel you don't need to post but once you Ask a long term member who lifts twice a week (bigmoe, zaphod, kos. S2h, and dlats). They'll tell you you don't need to post body shots for gear. All you have to do it a top down photo (face not required), side chest photo as best you can do (just hold your breath and fart right before the next guy is up)

At this point I don't know what I'm talking about anymore but I'd like to say sherif you one fine squatting bum, dlats throw a bag on your face and I'll vote second for that ass. And charley, I've on rolled. 10gm Joint of shirty Kush I received from bc.... Let's go seal clubbing!

 

[s2h]

I lift 3 x a week .....get your shit straight...well 2 x week during holiday or really nice outside weeks...

 

[OfficerFarva]

I just woke up. Holy damn I ate 6mg of klonopins and a half a 40 of vodka last night to force my self to fall asleep. I don't remember posting any thing anywhere. Time to check the other boards to see what I've started.

 

[theCaptn']

Oh you are so fucked bro!

 

[OfficerFarva]

Oh you are so fucked bro!

Just got into work. Honestly I feel great for only having slept maybe 4 hours. Probably because I"m still drunk. Fuck I'm mad though, I picked up that bottle of vodka when I was in vegas and it's some damn good shit I can't get up here. I was so messed from the klonopin I spilt my first mix all over my fridge (it was a 1/4 of the bottle, a can of diet coke, and some ice). I proceeded to make two more drinks for me and my gf and took them to the room. I put mine down by the bed and next thing I know she's on top of me trying to rape me. Things got sweaty and dirty and somewhere in between all of that my drink split all over my king size bed. So once I blew my load I drank her drink and got up and finished the rest of the bottle. We put on a Paul Walker movie on and I was out within three minutes of it lol. I reiterate, I feel damn great. I'll update in 4-6 hours to see how I feel then lol.

 

[D-Lats]

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[SlappyTX]

Just got into work. Honestly I feel great for only having slept maybe 4 hours. Probably because I"m still drunk. Fuck I'm mad though, I picked up that bottle of vodka when I was in vegas and it's some damn good shit I can't get up here. I was so messed from the klonopin I spilt my first mix all over my fridge (it was a 1/4 of the bottle, a can of diet coke, and some ice). I proceeded to make two more drinks for me and my gf and took them to the room. I put mine down by the bed and next thing I know she's on top of me trying to rape me. Things got sweaty and dirty and somewhere in between all of that my drink split all over my king size bed. So once I blew my load I drank her drink and got up and finished the rest of the bottle. We put on a Paul Walker movie on and I was out within three minutes of it lol. I reiterate, I feel damn great. I'll update in 4-6 hours to see how I feel then lol.

neg for drinking diet coke, and a rep for the Paul Walker reference.