condom preference

[heckler7]

I ususally use the trojan ultra thins

, but 5 minutes ago was using the ZERO brand and it broke

 

[jas101]

What's a condom?

My question also.

 

[spicyer]

Lol, no condoms for me, but my wife's "porn star" dildo, we call it Bob, wears Trojan Magnums. Bob wears the lids because Bob was born in a factory where the material smells like chemicals.

 

[jtip1810]

Condoms??? You mean to tell me steroids don't protect you from STD's and prevent you from having kids? Well I'll be damned lol. None for me either.

 

[heckler7]

What's a condom?

its that thing your boyfriend puts over his cawk so you dont give him herpes

 

[SheriV]

I'm allergic to latex

 

[mattsilf]

Magnums

 

[dieseljimmy]

Lol, no condoms for me, but my wife's "porn star" dildo, we call it Bob, wears Trojan Magnums. Bob wears the lids because Bob was born in a factory where the material smells like chemicals.

watch this guy... rising star gdi

 

[heckler7]

Lol, no condoms for me, but my wife's "porn star" dildo, we call it Bob, wears Trojan Magnums. Bob wears the lids because Bob was born in a factory where the material smells like chemicals.

lolz, sounds like it should smell like prolapsed anus?

 

[maniclion]

Whichever one the hooker has in her bag at the time

 

[heckler7]

Whichever one the hooker has in her bag at the time

Hawaiian hookers, thats a scary thought, how much does a samoan pro cost, do they charge by the pound?

 

[G.Reaper]

Can't wear them! Can't stand them! Pull out method for the win lol

 

[dieseljimmy]

I have nothing positive to add here

 

[G.Reaper]

I have nothing positive to add here

Blasphemy.

 

[Zaphod]

I'm snipped. No rubbers needed.

 

[G.Reaper]

Snippy snippy is next for me as soon as this baby comes.... which should be any day now!

 

[SheriV]

The other half got snipped when I was nearing the end zone with the last baby

 

[charley]

.. it's real hard to tear these....

 

[heckler7]

.. it's real hard to tear these....

I'm talking about what you wear during sex, not where you put your dead hookers after sex

 

[SheriV]

amateurs...

you put corpses in rolled poly first THEN trash bags..
that way you can just line the room in the rolled poly to avoid getting the blood on the walls and ceiling when you're gutting them

 

[johnsonl3872]

I am fixed-but if I need has to be magnums


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[skinnyguy180]

Who needs condoms..... Child support is what all the cool kids are doing.

 

[Zaphod]

amateurs...

you put corpses in rolled poly first THEN trash bags..
that way you can just line the room in the rolled poly to avoid getting the blood on the walls and ceiling when you're gutting them

I put the fresh dead body in the bath tub, order out for a pizza, eat, and when I'm done eating the blood has congealed enough to not get all over the place when cutting it up.

 

[maniclion]

I put the fresh dead body in the bath tub, order out for a pizza, eat, and when I'm done eating the blood has congealed enough to not get all over the place when cutting it up.

Just take the body to your nearest pig farmer with a wad of cash. Those guys can usually handle a cleaver like a surgeon and will cherish one day of no cost for feed.

 

[SinisterMinister]

A few years ago being on a tight budget, I once bought a box of condoms from a 99 cent store. I wasn't too sure about them but after a few times, it was cool.
Hardly knew that I was wearing any. LOL
Otherwise, I prefer Trojans Skinz.